Toy Story
Before you scoff and say "uuuurrrr Toy Story only came out a few years ago and you'd have been too old for it."
It was released in 1995 and I would have been 9.
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:05, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That is genuinely frightening*

*that TS is that old, not TS itself, which contains Mild Peril at most.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)

'member Marathon bars?

( Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Member Quattro?
Actually I loved that stuff. It was like Lilt but even nicer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)

No I don't.
Fuck's sake, Monty, I'm not THAT old.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:13, Reply)

It's name was derived from the four fruits used to make it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:17, Reply)

You, Monty, Battered and Darth.

( Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Nicely done.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:20, Reply)

These idiots don't know what they missed out on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:18, Reply)

'member Treets?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1854415

Monty Stunned
( Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)

What was that nestle one that was like a nest around a buiscit around a moose ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I know you mean a mousse, but the image I currently have is too funny

( Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Double P
I've got a fucking bone to pick with you. You know how you slammed some post on FaceAche a while back, linking to Amazon and what would be your favourite album of all time or summat, and I clicked on it, and it was called "Woman" or some other unutterable shite?

Right, well since I looked at it, Amazon won't stop fucking emailing me with "N, did you like Woman? You'll love "New Woman" and "Woman II - the Klumps" and "Best of Whiny Women Who Men Fuck Over" .. " and frankly I can feel my cock slowly turning into a vagina. You utter, utter, fucker.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Is anyone else turned on by Badger's cockgina here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)

*puts hand up*


*sniffs fingers*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I think this makes him more approachable.
Smooths off some of those rough edges.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I really must sand my cock, you're right. Terrible finish.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)

My Vagenis is moistening at the thought

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

LOLcopter.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Angel
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)

It's brilliant there is a little line drawing there
in case you can't imagine what "male breasts and female genitalia" looks like.

It's less brilliant that I looked at this at work.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I really struggle to look the IT guys in the eye whenever they come in to do whatever it is they do here.
Luckily this is how they prefer things anyway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)

HAHAHAHA

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)

This one !
www.amazon.co.uk/Woman-Vol-1-Various-Artists/dp/B00002528Z/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1360150153&sr=8-1

Haha, just search for something new that you're interested in, like test tubes or whatever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I love the idea that you think I'm interested in test tubes.
I barely use Amazon to be honest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Bunson Burners?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Did you know if you get a bunson burner, then put some magnisium over it, it burns really really bright?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Toy Story is ace
HMV are doing the box set of all 3 DVDs for 12 quid.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I don't like them.
I think they're technically impressive but the characters are bent, and that ghastly Hanks fellow is involved which is never a good idea.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)

You don't like anything :(

( wanderlust, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Even you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)

:(

( wanderlust, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Ignore the poison dwarf hun x x x x x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Hogwash*



*QUICK!!!! SOMEONE MAKE A HARRY POTTER JOKE!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:16, Reply)

asmellyarsemist

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:19, Reply)

A BJ from an Aussie who looks like a pig?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:22, Reply)

The less successful 70's disco-themed wizard school?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)

The four houses of which are
Gloriagayndor, Ravenroyce, Huffleprince and Slythamar.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I also like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Oh, I say.
well played.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)

And You-Know-Who
Lord Villagepeople
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)