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HEY YOU GAAA-AAYS!!!!
Children's films: which did you love as a child and have they stood the test of time?
Tedious nonce jokes will result in death by firing squad. Speaking of which I was surprised to read in today's Metro the various punishments for being a bender in different countries. You get 25 years for being a bummer in Trinidad*.
And when I say 'you' I mean YOU.
Alt: NOMMY CAYKE, ZOMBIES AND KITTENS WITH LASER EYES!!! KUNT AND THE GANG!!!!!
*insert your own 'penal colony' joke here if you feel you have to
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:52,
208 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
BMX Bandits.
The end.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:54,
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Yus, the end of BMX Bandits truly is one of cinema's most moving scenes.
*adjusts 'film critic' beret*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:55,
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BMX Time
The end.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:56,
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CORRECT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:56,
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Actually that reminds me my kid's not seen that.
I will remedy this asap.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:58,
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Ohhh man I totes forgot.
Vergin Media has given me some free film channel thing and one of the films is ANIMAL OLYMPICS I forgot all about that one.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:03,
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You sick pervert.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:05,
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Yeah but.............well I..........
*slumps shoulders in defeat*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:12,
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BMX Arse.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:56,
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Darth would agree with this
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:00,
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Anal cum sluts 3.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:57,
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You're only saying that cos your mum still gets royalty cheques from that
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:58,
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She had to step in for part 3, after your mum suffered that prolapse making parts 1 & 2.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:00,
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AHAHAHA YOU'VE TURNED IT AROUND SO NOW IT'S ABOUT *MY* MUM!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:04,
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YES!!!11!!!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:06,
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Tarka the Otter.
I loved that little guy.
Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Return to Witch Mountain and Maori Pappins are all classics.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:58,
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I fuckin hate Pappins. It's gash.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:59,
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I love it when she does the haka on the rooftop
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:59,
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Nice one 'Hannibal'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:03,
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The only bit of that film I remember is the shovel at the end.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:03,
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That bit made me cry.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:12,
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Fucking hippie cunt.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:18,
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No, that sounds like a different film.
Performance, perhaps?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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Jurassic Park, Back to the Futures
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:00,
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Only the first BTTF. The rest were a bit shit.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:04,
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This is 100% correct. Apart from the word 'bit' which shouldn't be there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:05,
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Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica, ET, Superman, Close Encounters.
among others.
The Breakfast Club
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:03,
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Flight of the Navigator. Labyrinth.
Spaceships and Jennifer Connelly's knockers.
However, I watched the latter a couple of months back and suddenly realised how massively inappropriate David Bowie's codpiece is for a children's film.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:05,
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There was also a kid's film where they built a spaceship out of crap in a kid's back garden
That left an impression despite the fact that I can never remember its fucking name.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:07,
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Flight of the Navigator was appalling but I was 13 when
that was released. And had my Rowtron entertainment system to play on.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:07,
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I was more interested in drinking by then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:08,
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Flight of the Navigator is an excellent film
and contains Sarah Jessica Parker before she finished transmogrifying into an Arabian stallion.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:12,
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How does watching Jennifer Connelly's knockers have any relevance to Bowie's codpiece?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:36,
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Little Oral Annie.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:05,
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Scum
the Omen
Clockwork Orange
The Exorcist.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:05,
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/EDGY
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:06,
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True though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:07,
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Course it's true.
As a child you watched SCUM.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:11,
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Borrowed a VHS of it off a kid at school. Trufax
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:12,
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He faxed it to you?
Will your lies never cease?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:15,
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Telex.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:17,
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I bet you Xeroxed the cover as well.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:21,
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Gestetner. Purple ink.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:22,
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'member?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:23,
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And accetates on the OHP projector at school.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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'member Texan bars?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:31,
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I remember watching a dodgy Betamax of "Straw Dogs" when I was about 11
shit me right up
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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I saw Soldier Blue with a beheading scene and a big pair of tits when I was
about 9 that freaked me out.
I think that is why I am still breast infatuated to this day.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:15,
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And the beheading part explains your friendship with Boyce.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:16,
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Shhhh, he's being EDGY
Don't spoilt it for the little feller.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:14,
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I was about 15 when I watched it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:15,
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I watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre when I was about 12
I remember being disappointed at the lack of gore.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:22,
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Yeah, I was the same with Driller Killer.
Or I wasn't. I am unsure as we are now just making shit up.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:23,
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I can't decide which lie to tell next.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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I remember watching Evil Dead and not sleeping very well that night.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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I watched when I was 5 in a graveyard at 3 in the morning.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:25,
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The day I was born I watched snuff movies for 15 hours straight then did 5g of sniff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:26,
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That's nothing. I saw YM on stage sticking tennis balls up her snatch when I was still in the womb.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:28,
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Oh god, how creepy would it be to go down on a girl and just see a little eyeball poking out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:30,
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You couldn't have because
I watched slasher films through my Mum's uterus, in vitro so to speak, then did trips for 6 straight days whilst holidaying in my Mum's lungs.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:28,
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Yeah', well, my Dad once masturbated to a horror movie and that was the first time I saw a horror movie... whilst I was a sperm peeking out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:32,
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Toy Story
Before you scoff and say "uuuurrrr Toy Story only came out a few years ago and you'd have been too old for it."
It was released in 1995 and I would have been 9.
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wanderlust, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:05,
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That is genuinely frightening*
*that TS is that old, not TS itself, which contains Mild Peril at most.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:07,
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'member Marathon bars?
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Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:11,
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Member Quattro?
Actually I loved that stuff. It was like Lilt but even nicer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:12,
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No I don't.
Fuck's sake, Monty, I'm not THAT old.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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It's name was derived from the four fruits used to make it.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:17,
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You, Monty, Battered and Darth.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:18,
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Nicely done.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:20,
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These idiots don't know what they missed out on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:18,
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'member Treets?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:12,
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What was that nestle one that was like a nest around a buiscit around a moose ?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:14,
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I know you mean a mousse, but the image I currently have is too funny
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Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:15,
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Double P
I've got a fucking bone to pick with you. You know how you slammed some post on FaceAche a while back, linking to Amazon and what would be your favourite album of all time or summat, and I clicked on it, and it was called "Woman" or some other unutterable shite?
Right, well since I looked at it, Amazon won't stop fucking emailing me with "N, did you like Woman? You'll love "New Woman" and "Woman II - the Klumps" and "Best of Whiny Women Who Men Fuck Over" .. " and frankly I can feel my cock slowly turning into a vagina. You utter, utter, fucker.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:26,
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Is anyone else turned on by Badger's cockgina here?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:27,
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*puts hand up*
*sniffs fingers*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:29,
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I think this makes him more approachable.
Smooths off some of those rough edges.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:30,
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I really must sand my cock, you're right. Terrible finish.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:31,
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My Vagenis is moistening at the thought
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:32,
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hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:34,
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LOLcopter.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:34,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Angel
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:33,
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It's brilliant there is a little line drawing there
in case you can't imagine what "male breasts and female genitalia" looks like.
It's less brilliant that I looked at this at work.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:38,
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I really struggle to look the IT guys in the eye whenever they come in to do whatever it is they do here.
Luckily this is how they prefer things anyway.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:46,
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HAHAHAHA
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:28,
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This one !
www.amazon.co.uk/Woman-Vol-1-Various-Artists/dp/B00002528Z/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1360150153&sr=8-1Haha, just search for something new that you're interested in, like test tubes or whatever.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:32,
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I love the idea that you think I'm interested in test tubes.
I barely use Amazon to be honest.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:33,
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Bunson Burners?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:55,
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Did you know if you get a bunson burner, then put some magnisium over it, it burns really really bright?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:55,
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Toy Story is ace
HMV are doing the box set of all 3 DVDs for 12 quid.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:08,
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I don't like them.
I think they're technically impressive but the characters are bent, and that
ghastly Hanks fellow is involved which is never a good idea.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:11,
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You don't like anything :(
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wanderlust, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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Even you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:14,
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:(
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wanderlust, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:20,
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Ignore the poison dwarf hun x x x x x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:25,
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Hogwash*
*QUICK!!!! SOMEONE MAKE A HARRY POTTER JOKE!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:16,
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asmellyarsemist
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:19,
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A BJ from an Aussie who looks like a pig?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:22,
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The less successful 70's disco-themed wizard school?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:27,
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I like this
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:28,
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The four houses of which are
Gloriagayndor, Ravenroyce, Huffleprince and Slythamar.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:35,
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I also like this
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:37,
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Oh, I say.
well played.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:39,
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And You-Know-Who
Lord Villagepeople
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:47,
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Two films from my childhood that haven't stood the test of time - Ace Ventura and The Mask
I watched both not too long ago, now I see them as utterly awful.
Alt: If you say so.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:12,
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Jim Carrey is a bit of a one trick pony faced bastard.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:19,
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That Carrey fellow is intolderable.
He's an alumnus of the Robin Williams 'gurn and do a stupid voice and no-one will notice you aren't actually funny in any way' school.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:20,
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Worst of all the schools.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:21,
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I for one applaud Michael Gove's decision to cut its funding by 80%
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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I try and avoid anything with Jim Carrey in
I find him genuinely unfunny to the point of downright annoying.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:20,
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Anal Cum Guzzlers 5: The Legend of Gurglies Gold
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:15,
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I believe the intense rivalry between the Sluts and the Guzzlers
was best re-told in Backside Story 2.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:34,
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....The Black Hole
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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I believe they all came out at around the same time
That whole "eating cum out of someone else's arse" movie fad. It's all cyclical; pirates, sci-fi, cowboys, anal cum swapping, then pirates again.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:41,
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Kids films:
Star Wars trilogy and Indiana Jones trilogy.
The Goonies was fucking brilliant too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:32,
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My kid's no longer allowed to watch 'Star Wards' as she calls it
because she kept having nightmares about Darth Vader. I find this almost impossibly cute.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:35,
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hehehe
I started mine off on the Clone Wars cartoons. Not yet sat them down for Star Wars
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:37,
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Better hope you never get asthma
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:56,
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I saw Star Wars four times before teh age of twelve.
Every single bastard time it gave me horrific nightmares.
I'm afraid if you don't take action soon, your child may grow up to be like me. Soz, and that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:58,
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I remember this collection of Disney DVD’s we got about 10 years ago for hare Jnr.
One of the films was “Spirited Away” that was freaky as fuck
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:36,
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My daughter is scared of everything and can't watch Snow White when the bloke tries to stab her
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:37,
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your daughter needs to man the fuck up
or she'll never make it on the mean streets of South Sheilds.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:44,
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Excellent film, that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:44,
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It was good,yet freaky at the same time
A bit like getting a semi looking at Cameron Diaz's body and then looking at her haggard face
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:53,
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Perfectly acceptable, although outdated reference there
When she was in The Mask, I'd agree with you. Now, I think she's lovely.
Carrying on from Spirited Away, have you seen Howl's Moving Castle?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:55,
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That's not the same as "Castles in the sky"....
By any chance
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:08,
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No, same studio though
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:23,
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Do the truffle shuffle you fat fuck!
I like The Goonies because it has swearing in and swearing kids are funny
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Peej, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:38,
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Damn right!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:39,
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Dark Crystal
My kids like the Labyrinth even though it has David Bowie in it. What should I do?
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Peej, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:35,
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Gas them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:35,
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I think the first film I saw at the cinema as a kid was "When The North Wind Blows"
Because mum took us and she was a bit tiger-obsessed. Star Wars was probably the first one I got to pick.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:37,
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What was that cartoon about nuclear war?
Didn't that a similar type of name?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:39,
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"when the wind blows"
because, not content with making all small children cry every Christmas with The Snowman, Raymond Briggs thought he needed something properly fucking miserable.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:42,
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It's true, Bowie's scarf and jumper combo in that film is deeply distressing to children and adults alike.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:43,
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I remember having to watch that at school....
Not only was it utter shit, it was tedious utter shit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:44,
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I think the first film I saw at the pictures was "The Secret of Nimh"
More Facts later, Hat-Fans!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:42,
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*updates fanpage*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:44,
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I also like long walks and a good book
but I hate phonies and war.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:47,
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ph Kr
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:48,
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Mine was Aristocats.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:45,
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Man, you must be WELL old
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:48,
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Nah, it was a repeat.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:52,
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Bloody repeats
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:04,
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He saw it on a "magick lantern"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:52,
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Son et lumiere
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:59,
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I was always sure the first film I saw at the cinema was The Jungle Book
But according to wikipedia, it was only over here in the 80s, so that can't be right...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:56,
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That's where you were conceived.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:15,
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* something about king of the swingers *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:19,
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The last mimzy.
Cos it sounds rude.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:44,
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I saw Oliver & Company at the Rotherham town cinema, and it was the second to last showing on the last day it was open
That has stood the test of time, at least, my memory of such a historic even has.
I'm not right well today M. Think I et summat dodgy, been up all night parping.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:45,
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Theo....Theo...Theoban
Theoban, Theoban
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:46,
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Yellow
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Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:47,
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Was it Dog buscuits?
wasitwasit???
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:54,
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dodgy not doggy
you silly billy
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Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:55,
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Theoban, Theoban, Ra Ra Ra
Theoban, Theoban, Ra Ra Ra
Theoban....
Ra Ra Raaaaa
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:48,
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you too
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Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:52,
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Because you're sweet and buttery, like popcorn
I'd also like to slide my hand into you in a dark room, and munch away while watching a movie.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:03,
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Theoban, Theoban, riding through the glen
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:02,
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I've never ridden anywhere and I'll chib anyone who says I did
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Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:03,
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Flight of teh Navigator is ace.
as is the Goonies, OBVIOUSLY.
Labyrinth also gets a vote, but I'm not sure if it counts, because I was a teenager when I saw it first. Same goes for the breakfast Club, which remains one of my favourite films of all time.
Alt: also

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:56,
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Morning b3thy-boo
Just
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:59,
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Morning (just) HH.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:59,
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When I was a kid my favourite movie was Transformers the Movie
With Orson Welles, Leonard Nemoy, Jud Nelson, Eric Idle etc and it was fucking great. Has it stood the test of time? Damn right it has
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Peej, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:58,
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Gleaming the cube
Labyrinth
The wizard
Little monsters
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:13,
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I still enjoy bedknobs and broomsticks
because of this I really wanted to watch murder she wrote as a child, despite it being crushingly dull
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:24,
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Radio flyer.
Was shit.
Watford is shit.
I an miserable.
Send help.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:42,
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You can help yourself WP
Come to Cork, I'll look after you and rub your little tummy until you're as happy as George Osborn
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Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:44,
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I'll be there in the morning.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:45,
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it's a trick, he'll wait until you are comfortable then vomit in your face and put it on the internet
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:45,
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Shhh it'll be lol
and also rofl
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Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:46,
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You poor sod.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:02,
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Jesus
I left a comment on Facebook, what more do you want me to do? Fucking hell.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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MTFU wasn’t the comment he wanted though
hafToon x2
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:09,
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He poo-pooed my cock gaz too
:(
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:17,
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Fuck man Watford must have really gotten to him
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:36,
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it's getting a bit better actually.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:40,
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Because of my cock?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:41,
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\o/
All hail X2's cock gazzes
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:42,
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It has magical properties, you know
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:43,
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*something about a wizards sleeve*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:44,
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INORITE??
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:40,
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I'm saddened to hear he has a facebook without me on it =(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:23,
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i have a facebook with none of you on it, hope that helps
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:24,
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It does a bit
thanks
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:25,
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so ronery
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:35,
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Facebook....without YOU?
Unpossible.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:25,
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I have Facebook without you. As I don't trust you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:33,
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you are on my Facebooks. All of them.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:33,
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FFS will someone start a new thread
Windy killed it with his manic deppression
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:58,
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Condor Man!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:46,
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NO CIGAR CHAT
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:47,
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Good call.
In my memory that was the best film ever.
I don't want to watch it again in case it isn't.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:53,
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I still regret re-watching some of Blakes 7
for this reason
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:55,
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oh man, I just took the plaster off my finger and it really smells, kind of like vinegar
is it going to fall off?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:48,
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Yes
I suggest you rub it with equal amounts of Lemon juice, Salt & Vinegar
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:49,
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Surgical Spirit is good for that sort of thing
If you don't have any, Meths or lighter fluid will do in a pinch.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:50,
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I have some white spirit...that's basically the same yeah?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:51,
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RACIST
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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Or there's the MOD way of doing it....
may need access to a dog
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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Nah, it's because you've had it in Mrs Ape
Not very hygenic of you, really.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:51,
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i didn't know I was married to your mum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:53,
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Click
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:56,
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Go home, Dad, you're pissed!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:59,
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I dont think that any of the 80's kids films look that good anymore
But I did watch a lot of Kung Fu films as a kid with, Shaolin vs The Ninja being a personal favorite..
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:02,
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it's ok
i've rescued it with a shiny noo thread
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:12,
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