bet on the bunny
actually i quite enjoyed bingo. it was fun and it was about £1 a drink. although those old dorises take it really seriously. one old lady got two lines and then a full house, and they were all hissing that she was rude to take all 3 prizes. yeah sure, cos they'd say "ooh no thanks, i've won a tenner already tonight."

way into work: arse-toning trainers. at work: shiny black stilettos.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:33, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Flange Unchained.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:33, Reply)

fuck off, that was mortifying!
she replied and said, "er dude what's on your mind this morning?" :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Morning Swipey
you missed out on PD's meltdown last night
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

proper meltdown?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

YEP honda accord meltdown

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:45, Reply)

*logs out to take a gander*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)

He deleted as much as he could

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)

What did I miss?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I'm not sure that he had a meltdown.
He objected to some things that Harters said and deleted his posts so that they would be removed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Yeah, I see that
surely any fool no that hoping for sympathy about anything on here is a lost cause these days, I mean, fuck it dead mum.s are a meme. not one I like or engage in but, you'll not see me revealing anything I'm touchy about on here.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)

He was mainly objecting to things Battered said, but yeah
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)

are you two still flirting??
what did i miss?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I bet Tarantino would make excellent porn.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I doubt it
It would end up being a homage to 70's grumble flicks... Leo Sayer crotchs everywhere
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:50, Reply)

givven a choice between that and the skinny, shaven 'teens' that seem to be in vogue, give me muff every time.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Nestle's new marketing slogan really didn't appeal to kids

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:33, Reply)

that would be fatal

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)

It's the old joke
How do you make old women say 'cunt'?

Shout 'Bingo!'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)