I'm going to save this thread by talking about my new place.
It's very nice but the oven doesn't work, what makes this shitter is that they've scrubbed off the serial number so I can't even see if i can fix it myself. Stupid clean freaks.

Also there was hair in the bath tub EWwwwww
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:32, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

pubic or head?
If pubic have you saved it for a special merkin ?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I'm assuming pubic.
I didn't check close enough.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)

was the broken overn on the intinery?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:34, Reply)

No, the inventory just says "oven with two shiny trays"
great job letting agents, great job.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:35, Reply)

i thought I had the wrong word there...
the guy who did our inventory tooks hundreds of photos and wrote pages and pages of notes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)

There's lots of photos
but the problem is that the oven swiches on and the clock comes up, it just doesn't turn on. So they obviously didn't really check xx
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)

You have told them straight away though, right?


obvious question is obvious
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Yeah, landlords poking at it now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)

What make is it? some need the clock setting before the oven will work

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Whirlpool
and yeah it's something to do with that, but the clock button doesn't work.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Why would they show you a broken oven on a tour?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:36, Reply)

We might get this rug for the living room
What do you all think? Too wakki www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/20203775/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I've drawn loads of third panels like that for a popular webcomic

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

which colour? the snot green?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Yeah, it looks like grass.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I mean not a lot, but a bit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Really it depends on the rest of your stuff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)

The girlfriend likes it, and she'll buy it herself so to be honest I won't get much say.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Why not just get astroturf?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

This is nice and soft.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Fairy nuff.
Rental properties tend to be a bit boring in their colour palettes, so it's probably a good way to inject a bit of brightness to teh place.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:43, Reply)

That's 'our' thinking
I don't really care
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:46, Reply)

As long as you've got somewhere to hook up the XBox?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)

PC, for high end gaming thank you very much.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I do apologise.
With a 21" monitor?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I've only got a 19 inch :(((

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)

And you're buying rugs instead?
I hope you at least have two monitors
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

No :( I only have 4gb Ram :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Is this the 'high-end gaming' equivalent of a small penis?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Yes,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I'm not quite sure you know what 'high end gaming' means.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I know I don't.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

:(((((((((((
It's enough to play Guild wars 2, and Starcraft 2 multiplayer.
Not so good on the new FPS's
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

I'm sorry I can't hear you from all the way back in 1996

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)

...and you call yourself a high-end gamer...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

2 inches here and there isn't important.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Here, maybe not...
But there is probably a little more important.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

That's wide enough for anyone, surely?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

We're not talking about naker's anus here

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:04, Reply)