I bought a kitchen table from them but the table was shit and I wish I hadn't bought it!
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( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Their LOL range really is shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:18, Reply)

I do like some of their glasses though
And for cheap candles they're alright
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:20, Reply)

LOL. Swedish for cheap shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)

I had a look at desks, some were fucking awful.
Some were very nice. The prices seemed to have been chosen randomly.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:20, Reply)

this^
I need a new computer desk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)

This is what I was thinking about.
www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/60180036/
Nicer than most of the £200 ones they had.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)

I dont like that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I'm sorry.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)

You should be
Apologise to Anna
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Ugh never mind, I tried to ask her why that desk was so ugly
'Anna said: There are many options for desk available on our catalogue. In order to narrow your search select one specific category from the ones listed on the window below me.'

Mouthy bitch
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)

I've let her down.
What about this one, it has space age drawers www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/S39904154/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:33, Reply)

It's got rectangle eyes on stalks that stare at you
Hideous
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Fuck's sake
www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/categories/departments/workspaces/20649/

They're all ugly, why are they so shit?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Here look this is probably the best of them
www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/00214157/

But even then it's got a raging stiffy for the 60s
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

*looks at record collection*


Oh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)

It's all about the mad men.
To be honest I might just get a table, www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/S69903718/
Don't need anything else, and you can mix and match legs and tops.
It'll be covered in moutain dew, spunk and doritoes within a week anyway.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)

As long as it has space for both your 24" monitors
and your sound system
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)

And your girlfriends stilleto marks.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)

NO! This is going in my man cave, there are no girls allowed.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)

MEESTER CHOMPEE I WANNA SEX NOW
Woman if you even step over the threshold into my Manitorium I will end you
BUT MEESTER CHOMPEE I WANT MAKE BANG BANG
Do not test me woman I am almost gold league here.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

:( I'm still bronze ;(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I'm unplaced
YEAH
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

also I dunno why in my mind your bird has a bad thai accent
I know she's not from forrin
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Isn't it part of her stripper persona?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I have a ikea table like that
I can confirm it is a table and you can put stuff on it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I will put that in my copybook.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I ended up buying one from Argos of all places
ARGOS. I HAD TO QUEUE UP WITH POOR PEOPLE.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Whenever I have to go to Argos
I always use the self service thing so I don't have to mix with the rabble. It makes me feel slightly less grubby.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I did that when I bought a gay kettle the other day
They called my number up so I had to go to the desk, and then they didn't have my stuff so they acted like I didn't understand the system
It was the worst time of my life
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Old Street Argos in London Engerland
is the most depressing place on the entire earth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:35, Reply)

If there's a hell it's an Argos where you have to sit next to some awful pleb as he hums to himself and stinks of stale spunk
And when you go up to get your item it's too heavy to carry and then they make you fill out their customer satisfaction survey.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)

It's the ones who smell of fresh spunk that worry me the most.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Especially when you sit on a wet patch
And they grin and wink
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)

WINK WITH AN 'A', YEAH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)

A wink yes

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)

I was in Argos years ago
and some guy bought a set of dumb bells and bars and what have you. Couple of guys brought the stuff to the collection point and asked him where he was parked. "Um...I came here on the bus. Oh crap, how am I getting this home?"
I Lol'd.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)

It is annoying
I feel very uncomfortable in that situation. I all of a sudden forget how to stand still and my face starts moving of its own accord.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)

'sir please take a seat we'll call your number'
BUT YOU JUST DID AND I JUST WAS OH FUCK IT I DON'T WANT A KETTLE ANYMORE I WISH I WAS DEAD
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)

I've seen the number go from 999 to 001 before
I'll never see the likes of those days again
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)