Homebrew in your shed.
Oh man if I had enough money for decent kit and a shed to put it in... man oh man the brews.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:41, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what happens if you fancy a glass of wine though?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Buy a bottle of wine,
or brew your own wine.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I see, and what if i have lady friend over and she wants a Baileys?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Buy some baileys?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)

That undoes your good money saving work of making your own booze thiougfhj!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Sometimes you're so stupid it physically hurts me to respond to you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)

I think he does it on purpose.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)

i don't which of these posts is more hurtful

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)

buying something doesn't change that he saved money on the beer in the first place.
Think about it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)

I know that, I'm just saying it's not full proof, because some twat will want a Kahula and creme menthe cocktail

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)

BUT IT STILL DOESN'T STOP HOMEBREW SAVING HIM MONEY.
As that person would ask for that whether he brewed his own beer or bought 24 cans of skol from aldi.
You're definitely doing this on purpose.

Also, fool proof.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:13, Reply)

HAHAHAHAAHAHA
xxx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:16, Reply)

I like Kahlua

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Oh I know he does, but his way of trolling is just so thick, it goes full circle to me getting angry at his actual stupidity not his pretend stupidity.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)

does that mean you do think I'm stupid or not?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)

I bet you're doing jazz hands at your computer now. 30m away from the nearest network port.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)

I threw that wire away today, i couldn't think what else to do with it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Spunk in it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Don't forget to cover it in jam first.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)

I intend to homebrew like a bastard once I get my man-shed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Sheds are awesome. I want a second one, but don't think I'll be allowed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)

How do bastards homebrew?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)

NAKED

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:49, Reply)

mmmmm, yeasty.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I believe you can buy beer that has been created using fanny yeast..
I'd have a look but don't want to at work
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)

I can't imagine there being much of a market for that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)

i dunno, people are perverts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Like those vending machines in japan where you can buy used knickers?
I really can't believe that's true.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)

It was an art project.
but yeah it existed and the SPOILSPORTS decided it was unsafe for human consumption.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Damn THE MAN
Always raining on our fanny batter parade.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)

by this reasoning cunnilingus is leathal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)

If you do it on me, it's leather

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)

pfft

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:01, Reply)

EW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:13, Reply)

old wet leather smells awful

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Not once you've licked it clean

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Needs more dubbin

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:20, Reply)

1 can is ten

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)

What?
*does drinky hand gesture*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Canesten. ..

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)

with their unmarried parents, it's a good way for the hell bound to bond

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Gaz me up if you need advice.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:57, Reply)

I intend to
I need a shed first (and a new greenhouse)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)

You could grow your own hops in the shed!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)