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I like to think he pulls by going into a room and shouting
"I'M WEARING MY SEX HAT. WHO WANTS ME?!"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Here he is, ready for sexing
SEX ME MY HAT IS FULL OF SEX JUICE
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Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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DEFCON BONGLE IN NEWCASTLE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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NEEDS MOAR NONCING!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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The youngest in our office is 20
*fucks plant*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:50,
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Same with my work ties.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:51,
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You don't have a work tie under twenty years old?
You ought to do something about that, my friend.
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Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:57,
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The youngest one I have is your age but not as irritating or gullible.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:12,
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Or garlicky.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:14,
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No wonder Led Zep never reformed. That poor man.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:09,
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A whole lotta cow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:10,
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He'll be ok
He's just Dazed And Confused
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:15,
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I heard Sporto gave 'no quarter' in the bedroom.
Poor Robert ended up with a 'custard pie' ETC ETC
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:18,
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pffft
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:18,
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Good Times
Bad times
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:21,
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He had straight hair when I started on him
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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I should use that on Mrs Hats
"Oh darling....I'm wearing my
sex hat!"
*waggles eyebrows*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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I need me a sexing hat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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SEX HAT, BEBBEH!!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:52,
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*sees faded sign*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:54,
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*pages swipe*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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*wipes page*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:10,
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*buffs dickson*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:10,
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WASN'T THIS GOOD?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:11,
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Oh so good.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:11,
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Wasn't it fine?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:14,
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The best I've ever had.
/Becky Blues Explosion!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:15,
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Blues aubergine
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:16,
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Floppy Aubergine Explosion!
I have Orange on my desk here actually, I went digging through all my teenage stuff from the 90s.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:17,
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Crusty wank socks?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:18,
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He only likes their early stuff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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alright Monts?
Daniel Avery posted this on his facebook feed this week, your pals Richard Fearless and Tim Holmes talking about The Contino Sessions:
youtu.be/TsUN5js3LcwYour mate Mat might be in there somewhere, I haven't watched it all yet.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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Last time I saw Fearless he had a preposterous moustache.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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I think it's gone now.
The Contino Sessions was patchy but that Bobby Gillespie track on it is fucking ace.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:26,
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Bobby Gillespie is a wanker
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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I don't doubt that.
But Primal Scream are (largely) great. Fantastic live band, patchy records.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:35,
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Nah
CDs and stuff by Foetus, Sisters of Mercy, Massive Attack, Young Gods, Death in Vegas, Coil, shit like that.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:20,
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The Levellers?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:20,
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click
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:21,
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It's a beautiful daaaa-aaa-aay.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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Madness
*shakes head*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:15,
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Oh now that's one step beyond, Lokesy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:16,
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Ah, listen to you!
It must be love.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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You wouldn't dare use that cheek round our house.
You're an embarrassment mate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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Yeah well, your place isn't exactly a house of fun is it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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SOMETHING SOMETHING BAGGY TROUSERS!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:26,
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You're an embarrassment
edit: ironolols. fucksocks
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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And you were doing so well, too.
BACK IN THE BREAD BIN, BOY.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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I'll just wait for the ghost train, thanks.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:27,
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He should take a night boat to Cairo for that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:27,
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A couple of years ago Madness did a gig at York racecourse.
I could hear it in my garden. It was shit.
THE END.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:29,
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I was having a pint or 9 with Monty a couple of years ago in Spitalfields and Suggs was doing a live appearance in the market.
I don't know how we managed to stop each other from going over the road and punching him. Possibly because it would have meant stopping drinking for 10 minutes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:31,
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Madness are fucking shit.
I don't care if they're a 'great singles band', they are fucking shit.
THE END.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:32,
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I agree.
Suggs's mum is a good laugh. Met her a couple of times in the Colony Rooms (forevainourhartz)
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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That was indeed the reason.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:33,
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That used to be such a great pub, shame all the Hoxton cunts ruined it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:35,
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I went to a festival and Madness was on
Alright, middle of the day, bit drunk, why not listen to them
Then later that night the headline act was coming on
This will be good
OH NO they cancelled
So we got treated to...another Madness gig, identical to the first one.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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Ha ha. You poor fucker.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36,
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Weren't best pleased with that
I was alright listening to them once, sunny day, drunk, fuck it, not my normal stuff but alright.
TWICE? FUCK OFF
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Theoban What of it, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:37,
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Encore
You know the score
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36,
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SPACIOUS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36,
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well spacious, yeah?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:37,
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Right side
Massives
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:38,
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Bad luck.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36,
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*accepts that you won't be mine*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:16,
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*puts head away and zips up*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:18,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1862959
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:10,
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Curse your speedy hooves.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:11,
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hahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:12,
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oh that is fucking superb
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:12,
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First Robert, now Jimmy
That band are getting the full treatment today.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:11,
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You need to turn over a new Page.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:17,
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Have you heard that annoying cunt on Radio 2?
I've never hit a woman, but where's she's concerned there may be a first time.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:24,
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Can you narrow it down?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:24,
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He has to be talking about Whiley.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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NO WHILEY CHAT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:32,
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oh come on that was good. No?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36,
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I liked it
Not enough to click though, sorry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:38,
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No.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:39,
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Elaine Paige.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:26,
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