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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I like to think he pulls by going into a room and shouting
"I'M WEARING MY SEX HAT. WHO WANTS ME?!"
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:47, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Here he is, ready for sexing
SEX ME MY HAT IS FULL OF SEX JUICE
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)
DEFCON BONGLE IN NEWCASTLE

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)
NEEDS MOAR NONCING!

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)
The youngest in our office is 20
*fucks plant*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Same with my work ties.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:51, Reply)
You don't have a work tie under twenty years old?
You ought to do something about that, my friend.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)
The youngest one I have is your age but not as irritating or gullible.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Or garlicky.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:14, Reply)
No wonder Led Zep never reformed. That poor man.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)
A whole lotta cow

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)
He'll be ok
He's just Dazed And Confused
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:15, Reply)
I heard Sporto gave 'no quarter' in the bedroom.
Poor Robert ended up with a 'custard pie' ETC ETC
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:18, Reply)
pffft

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Good Times



Bad times
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:21, Reply)
He had straight hair when I started on him

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:19, Reply)
I should use that on Mrs Hats
"Oh darling....I'm wearing my sex hat!"
*waggles eyebrows*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I need me a sexing hat

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)
SEX HAT, BEBBEH!!

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)
*sees faded sign*

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)
*pages swipe*

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)
*wipes page*

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)
*buffs dickson*

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)
WASN'T THIS GOOD?

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Oh so good.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Wasn't it fine?

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:14, Reply)
The best I've ever had.
/Becky Blues Explosion!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Blues aubergine
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Floppy Aubergine Explosion!
I have Orange on my desk here actually, I went digging through all my teenage stuff from the 90s.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Crusty wank socks?

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:18, Reply)
He only likes their early stuff.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:19, Reply)
alright Monts?
Daniel Avery posted this on his facebook feed this week, your pals Richard Fearless and Tim Holmes talking about The Contino Sessions:

youtu.be/TsUN5js3Lcw

Your mate Mat might be in there somewhere, I haven't watched it all yet.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Last time I saw Fearless he had a preposterous moustache.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)
I think it's gone now.
The Contino Sessions was patchy but that Bobby Gillespie track on it is fucking ace.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Bobby Gillespie is a wanker

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)
I don't doubt that.
But Primal Scream are (largely) great. Fantastic live band, patchy records.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Nah
CDs and stuff by Foetus, Sisters of Mercy, Massive Attack, Young Gods, Death in Vegas, Coil, shit like that.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:20, Reply)
The Levellers?

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:20, Reply)
click

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:21, Reply)
It's a beautiful daaaa-aaa-aay.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Madness
*shakes head*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Oh now that's one step beyond, Lokesy.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Ah, listen to you!
It must be love.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:19, Reply)
You wouldn't dare use that cheek round our house.
You're an embarrassment mate.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Yeah well, your place isn't exactly a house of fun is it.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)
SOMETHING SOMETHING BAGGY TROUSERS!!!!!!!!!

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:26, Reply)
You're an embarrassment
edit: ironolols. fucksocks
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)
And you were doing so well, too.
BACK IN THE BREAD BIN, BOY.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)
I'll just wait for the ghost train, thanks.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:27, Reply)
He should take a night boat to Cairo for that.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:27, Reply)
A couple of years ago Madness did a gig at York racecourse.
I could hear it in my garden. It was shit.

THE END.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:29, Reply)
I was having a pint or 9 with Monty a couple of years ago in Spitalfields and Suggs was doing a live appearance in the market.
I don't know how we managed to stop each other from going over the road and punching him. Possibly because it would have meant stopping drinking for 10 minutes.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Madness are fucking shit.
I don't care if they're a 'great singles band', they are fucking shit.

THE END.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I agree.
Suggs's mum is a good laugh. Met her a couple of times in the Colony Rooms (forevainourhartz)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)
That was indeed the reason.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)
That used to be such a great pub, shame all the Hoxton cunts ruined it.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:35, Reply)
I went to a festival and Madness was on
Alright, middle of the day, bit drunk, why not listen to them

Then later that night the headline act was coming on

This will be good

OH NO they cancelled

So we got treated to...another Madness gig, identical to the first one.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Ha ha. You poor fucker.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Weren't best pleased with that
I was alright listening to them once, sunny day, drunk, fuck it, not my normal stuff but alright.

TWICE? FUCK OFF
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Encore
You know the score
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36, Reply)
SPACIOUS

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36, Reply)
well spacious, yeah?

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Right side
Massives
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Bad luck.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36, Reply)
*accepts that you won't be mine*

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:16, Reply)
*puts head away and zips up*

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:18, Reply)

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(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Curse your speedy hooves.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)
oh that is fucking superb

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)
First Robert, now Jimmy
That band are getting the full treatment today.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)
You need to turn over a new Page.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Have you heard that annoying cunt on Radio 2?
I've never hit a woman, but where's she's concerned there may be a first time.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Can you narrow it down?

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:24, Reply)
He has to be talking about Whiley.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)
NO WHILEY CHAT

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:32, Reply)
oh come on that was good. No?

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36, Reply)
I liked it
Not enough to click though, sorry
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:38, Reply)
No.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Elaine Paige.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:26, Reply)

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