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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i thought april fools day was almost a month awayhas the mail gone too far in its trolling?
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2281959/Apprentice-star-Katie-Hopkins-admits-I-wont-let-children-play-friends-I-deem-beneath-them.html
alt: are those the ugliest kids on the planet??
altalt: lunch?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:56,
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I don't see a problem here. apart from the ugly children. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:02,
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Hey I got to the top of the popular page without calling Al a cuntDo I win my fucking Icons yet?
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Peej, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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You could always edit the post to call Al a cunt.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:05,
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I'm amazed she found a bloke willing to muck up in her once, let alone three times.it's vital that I make the most of my influence now. By the time they are 11, the message will have been well and truly drummed into them: Clever, ambitious children make the very best of friends.
What a cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:15,
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I reckon it's not "let alone three times" but "Exactly three times, for the sake of social grace".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:31,
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Clever, ambitious children are the worst children(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:10,
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I love the fact that the only happy kid there is the one with the vacum cleaner.There's some fantastic bullying of that article going on on my FB wall. Their livingroom looks like hand-me-downs from the local Priory.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:09,
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Why make excuses if you are going to then tell the truth in the national pressEvery other parent in that school now thinks she's a cunt. Surely she should take her kids out of that school and send them to Toffingtons School for Privileged Children
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Peej, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:09,
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Not any more.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:47,
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I love how she says she likes proper, Victorian namesand one of her daugters is called Poppy and the other India.
It's definitely not trolling, you need self awareness to troll.
The mail is some kind of subconscious autotroll or something
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:22,
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are those children inbred?looks like she's been keeping the bloodline pure
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:23,
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upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/EgyptianPtolemies2.jpg
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see, part of me suspected that samantha brick was laughing at everyoneand knew she minged.
maybe that's the fault of this place. can't take anything seriously.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:26,
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I don't think so. Sadly in this one's case, it shows the fundamental issue with the Apprentice. It gives retarded fucksticks delusions that they are important enough to make decisions in real life.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:49,
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I never saw this follow up hahahawww.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-2198729/Samantha-Brick-Why-does-beauty-bring-beast.html
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Peej, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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not clickingevery click makes the fuckers money and they know this and post inflammatory shit so people like you, gonz and , yes, me in the past will get lots of people to go to their site for lols or outrage.
not gonna give the poisonous feckers any more money.
that said, from what I can gather form comments she's doing all the othe kids a favour by keeping her spawn away from them.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:40,
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not if you take the time to adblock all their advertisers is doesn't(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)
I was thinking that they will sell ad space based on how many visits people make to the site, the virtual circulationwill ad block stop them knowing I've been there? for 'tis already installed.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:04,
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Im not sure on that, some sites flash up "ad block detected"and make you disable adblock, so they obviously care that you see the ads
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Peej, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:08,
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I am fucking awesome at shopping, just got a barbour jacke for me and some snazzy wellies for mumsie on the cheap(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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she has three step childrenshe had had ten lovers and had sex with a man in the barracks at The Royal Military Academy, Sandhurst. She had sex outdoors with Paul Callaghan. She lost her virginity aged 17 after leaving a convent school. Her Step Daughter has accused her of ruining the family and of driving her to anorexia by sending her cards with stick men drawn on them.
Sounds like a vile women and common as muck
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Peej, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:55,
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I have also put an image in to the competition this week.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:57,
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Do us a new thread Battsthis one has about run it's course
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:01,
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YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:02,
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*Looks at lost hand*..................NNNNNNNNNnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo*Leaps into large chimney thing*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:09,
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*uses severed hand to make lol wakki jokes to the imperial guard*(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:10,
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No, the severed hand is later used by Sith Master Joruus C'Boath to create a clone of Luke to fight the real oneSTUPID
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making it float then strangle an underling, would have been much better(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:15,
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NOT WITH MY HAND YOU AINT(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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I use your severed hand to massage my prostate when I'm wanking over stormpooper.com(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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Amour la Rancor(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:23,
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Well I have no problem, she's a wonderful mother and she's quite right to keep her darling children away from frightful rotters like poor people or nignogs(
Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:01,
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nignogs spread meningitis, it's part of their religion to catch meningitis then rub their brains on toilet seats or something, not entirely sure how it works, I'm not a doctor am I(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Kings can't be doctorsThey cure shit through their fingers and touch and that, not through medecine.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:06,
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I dunno what happened todayI was fine until about 11 then BOOM, tiredness was on me like Monty on loose change
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It might be the exercise you knowHour and a half of yoga this morning
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how is an hour and a half of deep breathing tiring?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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Did you move onto the 6" girth buttplug this morning?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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You try moving into Crescent Pose with a rubber fist up your jacksy(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)
standing with my legs apart, i can do that(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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When are you just going to get your genitials removed and have done with trying to be a bloke?Enough DF. Sign up for gender realignment.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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No I can't my surgeon was a fucking Butcher who had me walking like john wayne for months(
Peej, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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*adopts babytalk tone of voice*yes Darth, if you eat less and exercise more you may find your self getting tired. sheesh!
also if you've gone veggie without putting the right amount of protein into your diet by other means this will also not help.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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I never noticed being more of one when I was a veggieor less of one when I stopped, or more of one again now when I mostly avoid meat for the sake of my waistline, rather than principal.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:25,
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Change in diet is not the problembecause I was hardly eating any meat in the first place. Also am eating loads of protein. I think the problem is that since I came off the antidepressants I've been having trouble sleeping again
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yeah, that won't helpwhy did you come off then? you were barely on then long enough for them to kick in. feel free to gaz if the answer is personal.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:26,
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Nah I don't careSide effects are why. Increased appetite and diminished (read: nonexistant) sex drive. Been much easier to shift the weight without them, which in turn helps me feel better about myself. Plus the endorphins from increased exercise are keeping me chipper. Lack of sleep is the only real downer.
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ahh wellI came off them because I couldn't come. plenty of sexdrive but just never got there. no fun at all. I'd have hoped the exercise would tire you enough to sleep. have you tried good old fashioned sleeping pills? zopiclone are lully
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:30,
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do that.I ended up taking twice the prescribed dose (on doctors advice) but that got me off nicely. thing is they'll only ever give me a few, so I save them for the bad nights.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:32,
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Yeah I might wellI'll give it a week or so though, I've got a lot going on at the minute, it might pass.
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how did I know that was coming? :)can't remember it was about 5 years ago now.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:36,
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you and darth should hook up, most of the fun, none of the clean up!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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If my bread was buttered that side, he'd be my first choice.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:46,
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How the hell can you make it illegal to publish accusations?www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21534603
I think OJ did it
I think the Mcanns know what happened
I think Terrorists did 9/11
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Peej, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:11,
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i guess if irt becomes stalking of sorts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:12,
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well, past a certain point it become libelIf I call you a murderer often and publicly enough it injures you reputation and many other things.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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it has to be capable of lowering the reputation in the eyes of right minded peoplewould anything YOU said do that?
hmmm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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me, noalthough if I followed him around shouting it in the street, maybe.
the guy in the link however is not me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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That John Leslie never really got over everyone calling him an epic racist(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)
they need to be caught for this to happen, even if true.after, what, 5, 10 years, how likely do you think this is now?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:23,
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I could catch themThey are on tv all the time, its not like they are on the run
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Peej, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:24,
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you know what I mean, twatfacesomeone needs to prove then guilty. not happened yet, probably never will, until that point it's libel.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:31,
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Hiding in plain sightAlso known as Savile Syndrome. Disguising a threat as an incredibly obvious threat.
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I see what you're doing hereTrying to get yourself arrested so you can have a cell to call your own
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NEW FECKING THREAD HOES(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:38,
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