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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well, that thread died.
is it worth trying to squeeze a third thread from the evening?

I'm trying to decide between a nice cup of tea and bed.

I do like a nice cup of tea. any one up for TEA CHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:32, 182 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I'm drinking cider. Much better than tea at this time of day.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:34, Reply)
I'm still working.
Cocking hell.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)
I was touched by what you said in the last thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)
I touched myself in the last thread.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)
xx
Alright son?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)
Posting via the medium of ancient nokia, old bean.
The missus is showing her dad the ways of the internet just now as he's thinking about buying a laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:43, Reply)
Old people & technology. Joy.
I remember trying to explain the internet to my grandmother (she was 94 at the time). I think I described it as being a bit like Ceefax but more modern & you could 'talk' to people through it.

I didn't tell her that there's more porn online than Ceefax.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Ceefax porn had fewer pixels, too.
It was like watching a 25th generation pirate video.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:55, Reply)
I used to read Digitiser

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:59, Reply)
No sound track either.
Good porn always needs 'ach mein liebling, ram it up mein shitter'.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:05, Reply)
essen mein scheisse

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Leck meine Fotze

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:25, Reply)
Fuck your tea. I'm listening to 'Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Ooh, I love that album.
I saw them play it live at the RFH a few years ago.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Because Wilf is a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:15, Reply)
I'm not a massive music fan myself, particularly of all the stuff that gets talked about on here.
Prefer classical, however I do like some Ska, though I know fuck all about it other than knowing what I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:19, Reply)
Classical is bent.
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:45, Reply)
Fool.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:53, Reply)
I could link you up to some modernist stuff that would probably be up your street.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:56, Reply)
Fucking hell, now you sound like a Monty-esque hipster wanker.
I bet, instead of roses round your door, you've got ukuleles and like Hawkwind 'ironically'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:59, Reply)
Ukes? No way.
Nose flutes is where it's at.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:01, Reply)
they went to shit after Robert Calvert left

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:09, Reply)
What is wrong with classical music?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:02, Reply)
A lot of it is pretentious, in the actual sense of the word, not the Al sense of the word.
There's plenty which is structurally complex and emotionally engaging, but then there's shit like Gorecki, which is like Coldplay but classical, just dull, undemanding wallpaper music.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:06, Reply)
I can only assume this to be shite.
I'm listening to Cup of Brown Joy.

Far superior.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:07, Reply)
You live next door to gays and they are bumming AICMFP.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:15, Reply)
I do actually
no idea what they are up to though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:37, Reply)
I like tea.
I like tea. I like tea. Tea. I like. Tea tea. Like tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Good man.
I think I'll have a nice cup of Asam before bed, maybe a hobnob
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:10, Reply)
fuck tea
tea is cunt
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:11, Reply)
reminisce

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:10, Reply)
stuck at work
why aren't you all stuck at work?

piss, in wrong place.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:15, Reply)
I'll piss in your wrong place in a minute

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:15, Reply)
is there ever a right place to be pissed on?
"on fire" and that's about it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:22, Reply)
you should come to one of my sexy parties

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:22, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCUXjdlaJII
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:23, Reply)
I suppose piss in the wrong place makes a change from being shat on 'at work'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:16, Reply)
I'm glad search is working and I can search for the phrase "parmesan factory" again
b3ta.com/talk/2084537
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:18, Reply)
Oh my fucking christ.
Oh fuck.

Seriously.

FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:23, Reply)
makes a change from being shat on 'at work'.

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:24, Reply)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:26, Reply)
classic internet right there

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:30, Reply)
god, you let ONE guy shit in your mouth ONE time, and the Internet Never Forgets...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:22, Reply)
Stunnedlols

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:19, Reply)
I have all three of my cats hassling me for attention.
I think I might just drown them all in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:18, Reply)
just stuff some pennies down their throats
it's the off-topic way
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:23, Reply)
And then throw them out of the window?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:24, Reply)
alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:38, Reply)
Prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:41, Reply)
wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:41, Reply)
Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:45, Reply)
HOW RUDE

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:45, Reply)
Statement of fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:54, Reply)
You terrible bully.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:56, Reply)
aiii

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:41, Reply)
alright Swiperama?
Long time no chat.

THE HAMSTER ISN'T DEAD YET.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:41, Reply)
well then i have nothing left to say

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:44, Reply)
Thank fuck for that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:44, Reply)
except that IT'LL BE DEAD SOON

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:45, Reply)
Clicking this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:45, Reply)
She's nearly a year old.
Should have another 18 months left.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:45, Reply)
unless she chokes on your anal beard during one of your regular felching sessions

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:49, Reply)
nah, not into bestiality.
You're out of luck there :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:51, Reply)
out of bad luck you mean

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:53, Reply)
You'd kill for a go on the Dozerman.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:54, Reply)
Clicking this as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:55, Reply)
don't mind me, I just want to be in this shit subthread

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:00, Reply)
alright Frankula?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:00, Reply)
I'm honoured by your participation Frank.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:01, Reply)
Death Wish 5 just starting, ITV4

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:16, Reply)
Needs more tit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:17, Reply)
I'm watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:22, Reply)
Is it semi autobiographical?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:25, Reply)
Nah.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:26, Reply)
i like sweet iced tea
Thats about it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:05, Reply)

iced tea cock.

But only whilst in the recovery position.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:08, Reply)
Fancy burgers and beers tomoz night?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:19, Reply)
Would love to, but got an appointment until 9pm.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:22, Reply)
Are you having a shin break and extension?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:24, Reply)
Like in the Life & Loves of a She Devil?
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:26, Reply)
Are you the "she" or the "divvel"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:27, Reply)
He's the Fay Weldon of B3ta.
Unlikeable writing style but strangely popular.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:29, Reply)
Infidel.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:31, Reply)
I kill you!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:33, Reply)
Stop touching me!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:36, Reply)
NEVAH!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:40, Reply)
Going to have to start charging you then.
My body is a monetary asset innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:44, Reply)
Shall wevstart at 2 groats?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:46, Reply)

r
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:55, Reply)
I am fucking hammered.
Brandy piss yourself lols
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:34, Reply)
Good work.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:42, Reply)
Alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:43, Reply)
Long day.
Tired now though.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:44, Reply)
Extremely mixed. More negative than positive, but staying positive*
HIV lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:44, Reply)
Wassup, love?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:45, Reply)
My day was mostly positive too.
And on that note, time for bed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:45, Reply)
Thanks for popping in!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:46, Reply)
Not really.
You missed the pub with the best view in thi country
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:45, Reply)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:46, Reply)
The Bridgeview!
Jeff was blasé unimpressed.

I wet myself.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:47, Reply)
Meh.
Ever walked across the bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:48, Reply)
VIew. Not exercise!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:49, Reply)
Pissed yourself twice in the same weekend!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:52, Reply)
NO! One was in the corner of the room. Not on myself!!
Get it right! Cabbage!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:54, Reply)
Got a pack of 12 escargot in the freezer. Might cook them in a bit.
Yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:45, Reply)
Put them in your slow cooker.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:46, Reply)
You don't get any better.
I have no idea how Doris tolerates you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:47, Reply)
He sucks like like a giver!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:48, Reply)
like like?
How much have you consumed this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:49, Reply)
Half a bottle of brandy and 8? Cans?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:50, Reply)
I feel like a complete amateur by comparison.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:54, Reply)
A mental midget?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:59, Reply)
If you say so darling.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:01, Reply)
I'll say anything!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:04, Reply)
i think we all know this.
Have you got to work tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:05, Reply)
Like a champ

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:10, Reply)
are you benders STILL flirting?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:13, Reply)
Always.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 0:13, Reply)

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