I often wish I did believe y'know?
It'd be nice to have something to blame.
Also, I do wonder how a lot of people deal with having friends/family who don't believe.
I mean, if I believed, truly believed, that if you didn't follow my god and go to my church, you would BURN IN SUFFERING FOR ALL ETERNITY, I'd be a bad person if I didn't spend all my time trying to convert people.
I know the hardline Muslims get a lot of bad press but at least they're honest about their beliefs, not this CofE Tea and Cakes 'oh it's all fine we can be a multi faith society' bullshit. Bring back the hellfire and damnation, that's what I say.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:57, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

There is something to be said for fundamentalists
at least they have courage in their convictions. The CofE and other watered down religions simply undermine themselves as they evolve.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Aye, the CofE is generally lovely now but it's lost its fire, its soul.
I tell a vicar I don't believe and he should be trying to convert me, telling me I'll be damned if I don't. Instead it's all hugs, handshakes and weak smiles.

I think people crave absolutes, they want someone bellowing fire and hell from the pulpit, not 'and remember Thursday night we have Gerry who'll be giving us a talk about his pigeons.'

It's become a WI offshoot these days.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)

yeah, Fuck Gerry the pigeon fingering cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:04, Reply)

He feeds them booze soaked raisins then buggers them
So I hear
( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Fancy that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:07, Reply)

The CofE was made purly so a bloke could fuck more women without going to hell.
There's something to be said about that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Can you imagine if Henry VIII wanted to change the Church so he could marry a bloke?
The CofE wouldn't be so fucking prissy now, would it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)

yup !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I like dthat one.
And the one about all those celebrities making a mockery of marriage.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)

It'd also be a lot smaller...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)

But it would have *fabulous* parties

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)

and they'd all wear dresses and get blowjobs from choirboys

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Wow. What a strange world that would be.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Louis Armstrong less successfulzzzz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)