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what's your favourite thing about wales?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:45,
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The Welsh can fuck the fuck right fucking off.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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aww, is someone wedi blino?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:49,
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Nope, I slept very well last night.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:50,
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I agree with this, and would like to offer this piece of internet
b3ta.com/questions/wishlist/post922328
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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The this
b3ta.com/questions/relationships/post926613
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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and then this
b3ta.com/questions/annoyingpartners/post1312198
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:02,
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I love this comment
PROTIP: if you're going to boast about your girlfriend's tits on the internet,
do not subsequently post a blurry photo of a post-op transsexual wearing cheap underwear in a public toilet.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:10,
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Does anyoen want to see some pics of my wifes minge?
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:18,
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No thanks.
EDIT: *screengrabs*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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I haven't got any, I just wanted to see if I was the only one that wants to see some.
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:26,
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meh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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I've got a cracking polaroid of the top left quarter of a very blurry dark fuzzy shape
that may or may not be part of an ex's bottom
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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Bore da y Doveston
I like it when they blow water out of that hole in their head.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:48,
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i should do more bore da threads
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:50,
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There's tidy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:52,
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My favourite thing about Wales is the endemic national chip on their shoulder
from being subjugated by their culturally superior neighbour. This is also my favourite thing about Scotland and Ireland.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:48,
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i generally feel like i am better than anyone from england
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:49,
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The self delusions are also pretty cute
*ruffles hair*
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:50,
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Then you're generally incorrect.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:51,
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nah
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:55,
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The Danes, French and Germans?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:50,
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those'd be the kiddies.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:51,
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Hi Bartleby!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:51,
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Ah, well.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:52,
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NWC
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:52,
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I don't care that is W*****y
I care that its alcohol, wasted alcohol, wasted alcohol that I could have drunk!
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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It was only Chivas. Fuck it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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its alcoholic
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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My favourite thing about Wales is the Welsh
Never before have I met such a friendly welcoming people and welsh cuisine is devine.
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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LOL
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:53,
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you should try the rarebit
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:56,
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Diolch i Google cyfieithu gallaf ddweud wrthych fod Cymru yn shit, eich tรฎm rygbi yn sbwriel, eich pobl yn dour a bod eich iaith yn dwp.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:54,
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Stori cool, brawd
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:55,
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i'm not really a fan of rugby either
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:55,
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I wouldn't be if my national side was as shit as yours.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:56,
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i have no idea with the rugby team, they could be shit
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:59,
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Shove a daffodil up your cockend and shit out a leek.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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Excellent castles, lovely coastline, lamb, Shakin' Stevens and MAGIC MUSHROOMS.
I absolutely love Wales.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:56,
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I kill you.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:59,
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You see, you've avoided the people that's the key
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:03,
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Welsh national hero Owain Glyndwr
was famous for getting his arse kicked all over the mountains by a superior enemy, then dying. Go team!
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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The fact that I'm not there.
That, and Eve Myles.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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that it's many miles away
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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It costs £5 to get into Wales on the M4.
They should charge 5 grand to get out.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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It's like a shit club. You go out, spend all that time getting ready
and then you're like "Wow, it's got a fiver cover charge on a Tuesday night! This place must be awesome" and then you get in and it's Swansea.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:00,
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It's no wonder all those kids did the "Bridgend Bungee"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:02,
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Swansea
I had a night out in Swansea many years ago. I got filled in.
I had a night out in Cardiff many years ago. I got filled in.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:03,
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The Welsh are fundamentally racist and should all be deported
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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I saw my first and only knifing in Swansea.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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my friend got stabbed in Swansea in 2003,
Was it him you saw?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:05,
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Nah, this was 2000.
But it's nice to know it's a regular occurrence.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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maybe it's a yearly thing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:13,
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The Annual Swansea Stabbing?
I've not seen it in any of the festival guides.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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The Welsh fight recreationally.
I've been to Merthyr Tidfil too. Proper scary.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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I lived for four years in Pontypridd, just up the road from Merthyr.
One time there was a fight in a pub and people got thrown through plate glass windows. I thought that only happened in films. There's a damned sight less blood when it happens in films.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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The pub was called "The Scream"
and I imagine they probably did.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:11,
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When the World Cup (rugby) had games at the Millennium
I stayed just outside Cardiff in a place called Pontyclun. They'd spit on us in the pubs and on the trains.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:11,
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Yeah, this fight happened after England walked all over Wales during the Five Nations in what, '99? '98?
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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it's gone up to £6.20 now
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:00,
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FUCKING HELL!
Have they got rid of any of the inbreds with the revenue?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:02,
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Tamar Bridge is fucking shit
They charge us to get out but its free to get in. Should do the same for the taffys
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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I refuse to cross the Tamar.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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Salt marsh lamb
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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"Lloegyr" is Welsh for "The best bits"
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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Catherine Zeta Jones and Katherine Jenkins
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:02,
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Zeta Jones was always over rated and is now full of crusty old man spunk
Jenkins looks likea real doll
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:03,
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Jones is on the list.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:03,
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+ Tom
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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+ Selleck.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:08,
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Is that Duffy Welsh?
She's quite pretty
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:13,
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she sounds like a duck gargling though
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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Oh, agreed
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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Not sure
That bird out of Catatonia looks like she'd be well dirty though.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:16,
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I never fancied her until I saw Catatonia live
and she looked fucking sensational.
More from the "Birds I'd Shag" list later, Hat-Fans!
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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Typical Welsh figure.
She'd carry a good load of hods, that one.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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I find the Welsh accent quite alluring
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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you should hear it at its best, after several pints of super strength lager
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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I like their plucky go get 'em attitude.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:03,
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Tenby
One of the nicest places for a family holiday in Britain imo.
Unfortunately everywhere on the north coast is a shithole until you get to Anglesey, and Cardiff/Swansea are dreadful, but no country's perfect.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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STOP BEING REASONABLE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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i live in cardiff, i think it's alright
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:13,
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What's not to like?
Beatiful countryside, lamb, leeks, close harmony singing, the valleys...ah,
the valleys
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:05,
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A friend of mine once considered moving to Wales
because "all the people are really friendly, and there were loads of Manic Street Preachers fans".
She was at the MSP gig at the Millenium Stadium at the time. True story.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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Christ, I know some really stupid people
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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She'd fit right in.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:08,
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i like the manic street preachers
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:14,
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I loved them once and they broke my heart
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:18,
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i refuse to acknowledge any album after everything must go
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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Then you and I, Sir
Are in full agreement. I bought 'Truth', brought it home, listened to it once, put it back in the sleeve, and realised that it was all over.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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I like that it's used to measure area.
An area the size of Wales is on fire etc
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PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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Radio 4 Today program 01/03/2013
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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Wales, double decker buses, Wembley Stadium and the Moon
All standard units of measurement. If you can combine them somehow, then you've really got something going on.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:09,
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Like how many double deckers you could fit into Wembley
and how many Wembley's you could fit into Wales.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:10,
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You forgot x amount of football pitches.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:10,
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Wembley sort of covers that
but yes. See also: African Elephants
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:11,
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Oh yeah it does, soz.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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I’ve had some great short breaks in South Wales
Pembury country park is very nice, The Museum of Speed in Pendine is worth a visit to see Babs* and Barafundle Bay is breath taking also I had one of the best Sunday roasts Iโve ever eaten in wales
*Parry Thomas the driver who was killed looked very similar to Jeremy Clarkson
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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Ivor the Engine
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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YEAH!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:14,
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Cracking bit of bassoon from Vernon Elliott.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:16,
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Any country responsible for Tim Vincent should be nuked from space.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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who?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:16,
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Tim Vincent.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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I'm not fucking googling, no idea what it might be.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:18,
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Catherine Zeta-Jones
Cancels him out
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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Catherine Zeta-Jones can fuck right off
Sure she was hot back in the Darling Buds of May but she fucked off, became a yank and married an amorphous blob of ageing flab.
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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and gave her kid a stupid fucking name
a name that can be shortened to Dyl-Do
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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Don't care she's still fit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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She'd probably fuck you too
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:25,
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Sorry I'm HAPPILY married
so sheโs got fuck all chance with me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:28,
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*slits wrists*
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:30,
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yeah but what about your wife?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:35,
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Put a NSFW tag on that shit
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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hey look, we didn't want him, he's all yours
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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Are you Welsh or do you just live in Cardiff?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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i am welsh, innit
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:35,
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Who's shoes are these trainers?
Who's coat is this jacket?
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:37,
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I don't recognise him at all.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:29,
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but don't you just want to put out a fire on his face
with a shovel?
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:30,
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only if I get to start the fire in the first place.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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Clwb Ifor Bach.
I used to go there and get off my mash on xtasy pipes. Their drum n bass parties were legendary. It was the first place I heard Bambaataa on a big system.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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I didn't like that place.
Small, cramped, stank of stale alcohol and BO and the walls sweated.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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which nights did you go to there?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:35,
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Don't remember, if I'm honest.
I don't think I went there that often.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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I went a few times.
Saw Grooverider, Scratch Perverts, Goldie, Shy FX, Krust.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:39,
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that's because you're 6'5
and 20 stone
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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i remember some guy trying to sell me pills in clwb
ยฃ3 each or 3 for a tenner
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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that's an alright price.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:38,
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oh, I quite like the super furry animals.
They're from Wales.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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the super animalYIFF IN HELL!
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