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I also very nearly printed out the Tim Vincent wikipedia page to a printer in Wakefield.I think that could have been funny.
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for the record, i don't think it would've been that funny(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:20,
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can't see that, so yeah, great thread, well done(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:28,
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Oh man you're missing a treatThis is easily the funniest thing ever to take place outside of an episode of Mrs Brown's Boys
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it would be funnier if I didn't typo anyoneI hope in years to come people will forget the context in which this was posted and firmly believe that I have pictures of my wife's minge on offer
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:33,
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Hang on, I'll gaz you some speculum shots(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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We all know you just wanna crawl in there and trash about a bit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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you come out afterwards looking like a new born lamb(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:37,
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Medical device to allow internal pictures.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:39,
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oh is that what it's called?rather than the "fuck me it's fucking freezing and don't you have a smaller one"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:44,
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In your dreams Swipey -unless your gyno is using one the size of a crossing patrol's sign.
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I'm alright. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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is that you?or is it the filthy name stealer?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:38,
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it's me, I wanted to see if my name was alright. Turns out it is.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:52,
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THREADJACKLondon b3tans, I'll be meeting Stunned poster for a couple of cheeky pre-train home pints at Liverpool St station on Wednesday at 4pm. Those of you who've managed to leave work by this distinctly unprofessional hour (Monty you have no excuse as you won't have a job by then ROFLMFAO) are welcome. Even Al, who's a cunt.
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there's some secret scoffing going on that nightwhy don't you get a late train back and stay??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:38,
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The problem with 'secret b4shes' is that they never remain a secret.Good idea though. Come along DF.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:40,
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stunned will take you under his wingall you'd need to do is get a train at, say, 10 rather than 6.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:44,
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well everyone who can read this is very welcome indeed to come alongso there is no need for it to be a secret
well apart from rory. he always turns up, it's such a nuisance.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:41,
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there's a special seat reserved for youbattered's face
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:44,
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Venue updateThe hilariously named Dirty Dicks, across from the station, apparently. If I can't swing the meal I'll have a couple of hours before heading home, should anyone fancy some pre-curry beers.
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i'll try and leave work a bit earlierwould be nice to meet you
what's hilarious about dirty dicks?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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I was about to send you a fairly pathetic grovelling text requesting your presenceShan't bother now. Playing it cool
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Come along to the curry. All the towering colossi of OT will be there.Plus Battered lol
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:54,
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Would love tobut have to run it by the missus. I don't want to end up like PJ do I.
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Offering photos of her minge you mean?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:56,
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Top tip: avoid sitting near Kroney, he stinks of garlic & surrender. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:55,
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And Monty will probably get snorting coke in the toilet.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:58,
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that's not fairyou forgot the whiff of salami and desperation
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:08,
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This is a good pointbut the last time I met more than one b3tan at the same sitting, one of the others I'd previously met died.
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I really hope Ringo can make it next week(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:04,
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this has been taken completely out of context(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:39,
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I had a look at that photo from the last thread with the boobs, Why would a lady have her top off in the bogs?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:56,
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Maybe they were sex toiletsIs there such a thing as sex toilets?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:58,
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well, if there is I've never seen one. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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Delia Smith was dead fit back in the day.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:52,
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I dunno, I prefer my women not to be irritating.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:56,
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I reckon I prefer them that way, thinking about it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:58,
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You don't get to scratch an sythiletic itch without getting the itch in the first place.... ammirite?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:06,
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I honestly don't know. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:08,
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+ and to actually know something about food and cooking(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:59,
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She knows an awful lot about cooking.She's not a poncy restraunter, but she taught the basics to millions of people.
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I find her recipes never work and are annoyingly written, basic and boringshe can fuck off to the internet, i hope I never see her on telly again
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:03,
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I can cook, I need a lady who will care for me, and hold me close in the cold of night, to stand by my side through the hard times,and laugh with me through all the great moments and occasionally take one up the bottom.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:03,
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The world would be a much better place if all ladies noshed their bloke off at least once a monthand took it up the bum for a birthday treat
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:08,
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Yup, Sally from OxfordI miss you, you crazy crazy ketamine fiend
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Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:14,
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woh woh woh woh woh now hold up now.... hook a brother up.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:20,
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The thing is, they don't really realise how much hard work it is being a 'nice guy'.You got to listen to their WAH WAH WAH and then by the time you work out all the time you've spent taking them out shopping for clothes, watching their shitty little films, times that by minimum wage 'cus its all like a job. Then paying for their meals'n'shit.... and they STILL don't put out even though they owe you. THEN you realise that you had might as well have bungged all that to the local hooker and you'd be waay better off. AND, and, you click 'like' on their eSomething cards on facebook all the time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:20,
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Morning Chompy(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:22,
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I prefer to I like to passively aggressivly guilt trip them into it after lowering their self esteem to sufficeintly levels.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:23,
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Good plan. I like it. Wait until they have no self worth and when you shout at them they cry and piss the knickers and stand there shivering in their pissy knickers.
Then BAM, straight up the shitpipe.
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Oh nonononono, you don't shout at them at all, that requires far too much passion.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:33,
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Fucking year end review bollocks, motherfuckoing waste of time stupid objectives and actions and measuresFUCK OFF
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 10:59,
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Make sure you put down that time you knocked a 9 inch nail in with your upper lip(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:00,
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I see...maybe I'll just punch my manager in the face until he agress taht i have met my objectives(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:02,
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Last time he mentioned that in the office, he was hauled up to HRand given a stern telling off.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:03,
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you start one Phillip. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:08,
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challenge: start one without sex, food or insultsand get it to 200 replies.
cannae be done.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:09,
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If you want that sort of thread fuck off to moneysavingexpert.com(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:12,
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Load of Jewish sympathisers here innit (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:13,
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Sounds reasonable I’ll take two please
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:16,
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I'm a big fan of this rap guy called "Lowkey", who does pro-palestinian political rap.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:26,
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So my full title Are you going to start a new thread or not?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:18,
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Battered hasn't said anything lolwacky enough for me to screengrab yet(
Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:24,
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You do know that search is workingdon't you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:25,
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Hey how long did it take you break out of the cell yesterday?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:26,
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What was it just a producer?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:31,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 11:30,
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