I think the sea is fine to visit.
And, while I like the idea of living near the sea, the reality is fucking freezing weather blowing in off the sea for most of the year plus the likelihood of your house flooding one day.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:58, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm about 50' above sea level

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

So is Stunned.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Today you are.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I want a water feature in my garden

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Invite Stunned round then

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

You could probably get Stunned lying on his back, pissing into the air.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Ha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Invite Stunned to sleep there for a weekend.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Ha ha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

ANDREW MARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

*strokes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)

What you should do yeah, is ger stunned around, yeah, and get him really pissed then stanf him ona plinth
cos he'll piss himeself you see!!111111
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

H..........*Facepalms*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I lived in Portsmouth for a bit,
The winter was pretty horrid.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Portsmouth is a foul anus on this great country we call England

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Terrible bullying of twohats.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Is that where he lives?
Poor fucker
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)

yup,
And balders.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

That would explain Bald monkey's mental state

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)