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wife had someone over on Saturday and she WOULD NOT LEAVE.

Watched "The Impostor" which is just bizare
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:04, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Windmilling is the answer here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

punch in the ovaries more like

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)

I hate people who don't realise they've over stayed.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

like punters at closing time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)

well, no, they aren't friends of my wife, so I can take their drinks off them and tell them to piss off,
Not really etiquette when it's a guest.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I know, I was just comparing
nothing worse than regulars who pipe up "I got one in", cunts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)

If you haven't drunk it by 12.30,you lose it.
I'm not a walkover landlord.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I'm sure, but there will always be moaners

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)

it's not like closing time is a surprise.
It's the same everyday. And yet, people always ask "oh, have you stopped serving"

No, the lights going up and the music going off was the sign for the silent rave to start, you fucking mong.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)

happy memories right here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)

You could still say "Ain't cha got no home to go to? "

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)

normally I find offering the spare room is enough of a hint,
With guests that is, not customers.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I'd take up that offer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)

you'd be very welcome.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I saw that the other week.
Bit crackers, innit?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

An annoying lack of answers at the end...it's very odd though
and how did the kid have 3 tattoos by the time he was 13?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Pikey family.
He was a wrong'un and no mistake.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

the imposter was a fucking weirdo and all, wtf was that MJ dancing all about?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I think him being a weirdo is not in question at any point.
And all MJ fans are fucking weird.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)

i've seen that
it's very dark, but very compelling. i liked it.

and i think his family are as guilty as fuck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)