You are all perfume-wearing ponces.
Hope this helps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:28, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

That's one of six in regular rotation.
I really am a massive Judy.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I think you might make me sneeze.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I think he might make me puke.
Again.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)

are you sitting next to him at needo's?
i think you should sit next to him at needo's.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

No I am going to sit on the back of your neck and fart repeatedly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

contrary to what you look up on the internet
girls do not see that as foreplay
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

There is no way on earth I would ever want to have foreplay with you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

uh huh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Yeah, about that.
Like I said when I first mentioned the idea to you "I can be in town for about 8".

So you book the table for 7. Nice. Guess it's a takeaway at home for me on Wednesday :(
( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Cheers, Nelson

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)

firstly i didn't book the table
secondly it's booked for 7.30 with a view to you arriving at 8ish. so stop being such a pansy little wuss and get your hairy arse down there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

someone's on their mensie.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)

pffffft

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I thought she'd gone through the change, if I'm honest.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)

That would explain her obesity.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Secondly it's booked at 7:30 with a view to necking your food and fucking off
before I show up, more like.

I do have a hairy arse, though. Fair play.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)

we don't do that every time
although you did miss out on some fucking fantastic mushrooms and other nibbly bits at the last secret bash. but you got beer and pizza.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Yeah, well that time was because you chose a place
buried in a shopping centre, that was buried in a yard, that was buried down some side street in an area with shitty GPS reception thanks to it bouncing off the moneyed smugness of the Stunned-a-like inhabitants.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)

spitalfields is famous you ignorant little man

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

i have had the same bottle for 10 years, i don't think i wear it enough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)

It's gone off
You smell funny when you wear it.
HTH xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)

it seems ok, but fades very quickly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

that's because it goes off after about 6 months

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

How does someone get through one of those big bottles in 6 months?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Couple of snifters each morning?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)

I dunno seems excessive
I bet they all perfume their balls
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)

I dip mine to ensure an even coating.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Well, you're supposed to actually wear it, you see.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)

i see

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

they don't give a fuck about that
they just want you to drop a hundred big men on another bottle.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)

I probably just pop into Boots each morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

no
aftershave is very important in a man. for once dozer is right - chicks actually do dig it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

I like my natural musk to shine through

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)