Hugo Boss
Alt: No, but I've been at a few where the police were, ahem 'less than fair and impartial'.
Alt alt: Orange, natch. All other flavours are fake and gay.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:32, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

APPLE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)

NO

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

I'll have no truck with your talk of 'Apple' flavour Tango
You sir, are clearly a cad and a bounder.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

cherry

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

typical girl response

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

You've not had that for ages, surely?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

i'm not a nonce

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)

not
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

are things that bad?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Probably

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Lets get this straight!
Cherry flavoured fizzy pop is Cherryade.
Apple flavoured fizzy pop is awful - it should be alcoholic and called cider.
Orange flavoured fizzy pop with the chance of being bitchslapped by a heavily made up cheap actor in a badly-directed advert is Tango.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Fizzy cider is awful

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)

I prefer it to flat cider
Flat cider just feels weird to drink
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)

you ghastly man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Thats me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Northerner being wrong at sophistication horror

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Flat cider is the new sophistication
I must have missed THAT pigeon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)

it is for Kroney and his "Slough Brethren"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Proper cider's flat.
It's companies like Strongbow that make it fizzy. Why, I don't know. Probably because it helps to mask how shitty their cider is.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)

The Westons I had last night was fizzy
They make decent cider
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)

PROPER CIDER IS FLAT

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Proper beer tastes like farts too, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Lightly gassed cider (such as some types of Breton cider) are acceptable as well as flat cider.
Fizzy chemical shit is not.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Thank you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

The same is true with lager-fizzy chemical shit is not OK.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)

+ burnt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I liked it so much I put it down my face

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

wait a fucking minute
this clown is from coventry. that is NOT a northern circus. it's the fucking midlands.

and the midlands belong to you poxy southerners, not to us proud northerners. birmingham, coventry, milton keynes, bletchley, leicester, luton - all these shitholes'm belong to YOU.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Sporters is from Sunderland
EDIT: Kroney is from Coventry?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

I think she means The Cap'n

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Everything north of Watford is the North.
That's why they call it "North of Watford".

Idiot.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Birmingham is closer to Manchester than London

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)