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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When farts aren't funny any more you are classed as "old"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:52,
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I was holding baby Badmons the other day with my hand on her arse (I know pedo nonce etc)And she farted so I cupped it and put it on my wife's face, me and baby Badmons then giggled and did a high fived.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:55,
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holing her arse?dear god man, someone call the NSPCC
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:55,
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We also did a "fist bump" but I thought I'd leave that out due to the lolarious strikethrough potential(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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so fisting and holing?bloody west london perverts
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:59,
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could you go and shut that stable door?i think the horse is 100 miles away by now
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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One of my kids can fart (and burp) on demand. This causes much hilarity at inappropriate times.
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Woah hang on there Sporters old chapYou are giving away secret facts online.
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