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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So I stupidly offered the auto glass guy tea or coffee
I don't drink tea or coffee. He wants milk. The only milk I have is left over from the last tea drinking cunt i had round here which she put in the wrong fridge so it survived my anal "must throw away opened foodstuff" cull.

Do I give him coffee with a splash of 4 day out of date milk? Or do I give him black coffee when he asked for white?
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:59, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Go black

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
No going back.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
smell it, it's probably fine

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
It smells like your foreskin

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
It smells of tangles mum?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Uh?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)
That's what she said.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
blow job.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I'm still in my pyjamas
They have penguins on them. It's not really a blow job kind of look, you know?
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
you answer the door in your pyjamas?
Common. As. Muck.
I bet you go down aldi in your onesie and dog slippers.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Fur coat, no knickers.
She's rich, not posh.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Darling I don't allow tradesmen into the block
I put jeans on to go down.

He has the roof down and the windscreen out, looks bloody weird. Poor little car.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
euphamismoverdoselols

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)
You're on heat today
Ask pj if you can borrow his glove of love
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)
paneerlols

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)
You could totally do the "looks like you've blown a seal" gag.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Gagging is for amateurs

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
depends on the size, I would imagine.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)
"imagine" my arse!

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
*imagines*

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)
imagines in widescreen
nope still doesnt fit
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I've already got a perfect mental picture, sweetie. No imagination is necessary.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)
I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
EVERYTHING@S A BLOW JOB LOOK

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Oh hun.... honestly....
If a guy is complaining about your attire whilst receiving a blowjob from you, then he's probably just not that interested in you. as a female.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)
OR
tell him you don't have any milk and would he like black coffee?
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
He's down at the car
I'm up in the flat. I'm not making two trips fuck that
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Do you not "do" shops in Kensington?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Yes but the selfish cunts right at the end of the street had their lease forfeited
The nearest one is 3 mins away. Fuck that, he's getting it with cheesy old milk
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
One lump or two?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
just throw the coffee out of the window at him

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Like kroney's glasses
That was lol
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
RIP glasses.
somewhere on the Met line to Aldgate.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
You epic failure

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)
It wasn't my fault! It was office girl. She was being a drunken spaz.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)
Did you bang it?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Dude that's his wife!

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Proper wife or work wife?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)
No then

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Hahaha.
It's funny because it is true.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)
This feels like bullying.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Shout out the window
"Yooo - hoooo ! I said Yoooo hooo ! Mister Manual Labour person !"
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Are you not lactating?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I know I am

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Not right this minute

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
milky milky anal splash

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

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