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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't drink tea or coffee. He wants milk. The only milk I have is left over from the last tea drinking cunt i had round here which she put in the wrong fridge so it survived my anal "must throw away opened foodstuff" cull.
Do I give him coffee with a splash of 4 day out of date milk? Or do I give him black coffee when he asked for white?
( , Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:59, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They have penguins on them. It's not really a blow job kind of look, you know?
( , Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Common. As. Muck.
I bet you go down aldi in your onesie and dog slippers.
( , Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

I put jeans on to go down.
He has the roof down and the windscreen out, looks bloody weird. Poor little car.
( , Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

( , Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

If a guy is complaining about your attire whilst receiving a blowjob from you, then he's probably just not that interested in you. as a female.
( , Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

tell him you don't have any milk and would he like black coffee?
( , Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I'm up in the flat. I'm not making two trips fuck that
( , Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)

The nearest one is 3 mins away. Fuck that, he's getting it with cheesy old milk
( , Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

( , Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

"Yooo - hoooo ! I said Yoooo hooo ! Mister Manual Labour person !"
( , Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)
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