So I stupidly offered the auto glass guy tea or coffee
I don't drink tea or coffee. He wants milk. The only milk I have is left over from the last tea drinking cunt i had round here which she put in the wrong fridge so it survived my anal "must throw away opened foodstuff" cull.

Do I give him coffee with a splash of 4 day out of date milk? Or do I give him black coffee when he asked for white?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:59, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Go black

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

No going back.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)

smell it, it's probably fine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

It smells like your foreskin

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

It smells of tangles mum?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Uh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)

That's what she said.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)

blow job.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I'm still in my pyjamas
They have penguins on them. It's not really a blow job kind of look, you know?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)

you answer the door in your pyjamas?
Common. As. Muck.
I bet you go down aldi in your onesie and dog slippers.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Fur coat, no knickers.
She's rich, not posh.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Darling I don't allow tradesmen into the block
I put jeans on to go down.

He has the roof down and the windscreen out, looks bloody weird. Poor little car.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

euphamismoverdoselols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

You're on heat today
Ask pj if you can borrow his glove of love
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)

paneerlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)

You could totally do the "looks like you've blown a seal" gag.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Gagging is for amateurs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

depends on the size, I would imagine.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)

"imagine" my arse!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

*imagines*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)

imagines in widescreen
nope still doesnt fit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

I've already got a perfect mental picture, sweetie. No imagination is necessary.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

EVERYTHING@S A BLOW JOB LOOK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Oh hun.... honestly....
If a guy is complaining about your attire whilst receiving a blowjob from you, then he's probably just not that interested in you. as a female.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

OR
tell him you don't have any milk and would he like black coffee?
( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)

He's down at the car
I'm up in the flat. I'm not making two trips fuck that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Do you not "do" shops in Kensington?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Yes but the selfish cunts right at the end of the street had their lease forfeited
The nearest one is 3 mins away. Fuck that, he's getting it with cheesy old milk
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

One lump or two?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

just throw the coffee out of the window at him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Like kroney's glasses
That was lol
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)

RIP glasses.
somewhere on the Met line to Aldgate.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

You epic failure

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

It wasn't my fault! It was office girl. She was being a drunken spaz.

( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Did you bang it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Dude that's his wife!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Proper wife or work wife?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)

No then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Hahaha.
It's funny because it is true.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)

This feels like bullying.

( Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Shout out the window
"Yooo - hoooo ! I said Yoooo hooo ! Mister Manual Labour person !"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Are you not lactating?

( Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I know I am

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Not right this minute

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)

milky milky anal splash

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)