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HIiya gang!!!!Yeah it's me Monty you know off the internet? Just wanted to say hi!!!!!!
I hope you've had a nice day today. Mine's been great!!
No negative replies in this thread please! x x x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:00,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Shit day again, and have a 9am meeting tomorrow that is miles away, then i have ten tons of work to do then i shall kill myself(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:04,
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Yeah mine's been toss as well(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:06,
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I'm gonna get up around 9 tomorrow, Walk the dogs, have a cup of tea somewhere, go to the gym for a bit, trim the hedges back a little, play some computer games, go to the pub for a bit, nice bit of dinner, couple more beers, then relax.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:08,
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I bet you sit in front of your computer wanking yourself into oblivion(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)
this is why he is banned from all "Merlin" owned theme parks(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:10,
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do you have to go to poland?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:04,
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HI MONTY! I'm feeling great now. I had such a grumpy morning. I've also got 6 bottles of snake dog ipa to get me through tonight.
Excellent.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:04,
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Two Grolsches on the tube on me way out for this curry to get me started,and then I shall play it by ear.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:07,
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I want to come for curry. When I come to London can we go for curry?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:09,
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You wanna get yourself to Jamals in jericho, ace curry place. At least it was 5 10 years ago(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:10,
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gone mate. But it was a favourite of mine. It's called arzoo now and it's shit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:14,
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ANOTHER SECRET BASH I'M NOT INVI oh why bother you'll all just have your secret bashes and here I am, cold and alone, in fucking Ireland(
Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:14,
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you know what theo, I can't wait for you to come to England.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:15,
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I ain't ever comin cos you've all been so horrid(
Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:19,
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Yeah your sweet nature is the only thing keeping me round this shithole of a site these days(
Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:21,
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fancy a romantic night out?metro.co.uk/2013/03/06/four-sex-workers-attacked-in-manchester-city-centre-3528753/
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I'm organising LOADS of bashes, you can come to those, I'm officially inviting you(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Not as illegal as your LSD pint Fogle you shitcock.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:13,
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whoah this isn't the Ikea canteen you know(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:07,
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I still don't know why my GIF of a naked fat bloke shagging a stuffed toy was mod edited (, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)
No sense of humour, some people(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:20,
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I haven't had a nice day at all.I want to go to bed. No booze for me.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:11,
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I'm advising her on her hair.There's really no escaping, is there :(
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:13,
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What's the point, you're gonna say it looks good whatever(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:16,
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Nah, she was all "it's layered and I might get it all cut straight again"and I was all "I prefer it layered, especially when it's not been straightened" etc.
Proper advice and that.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:19,
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This is like the washing up, do it badly a couple of times and you'll not be asked to do it again...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:23,
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Well, I don't want her to look like shit.Reflects badly on me, doesn't it.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:30,
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Hi, Monty Boyce off the internet!My day has been okay, except that I've got a stupid tension headache for the third straight day in a row.
And people have been mean to me on the internet, which as everyone knows, is srs bsns.
On the plus side, I've just made a good sale, so on balance I'm happy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:12,
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ah well swings and roundabouts**and not in a Bartleby way
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:15,
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Today was dull as fuck and people were stupid and I don't know why I'm here what am I doing with my life oh god it's all so awfulBut other than that I'm pretty happy how are you Mr B
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Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:13,
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Pissed off with my shit boss and my bent jobbut am about to go for curry and beers with The Internet so *wobbly hand gesture* not tooooooo bad, all things considered.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:16,
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Cor curry and beers, I don't remember the last time I had curry and beers(
Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:19,
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You know what, Theodolite, it's been a while for me too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:23,
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We were going for a curry last week but in the end we didn't goTrue story
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Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:24,
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1887042#post1887049
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:31,
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you should consoilidate all of your loans, quit university and get a real job(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:17,
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I dropped out of uniTake THAT mr short term loan
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Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:18,
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Stupid shitty IE 9 buttons.I keep hitting compatibility view when I want to refresh.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:35,
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if only you could customise the menus to hide that buttonor press F5 instead
or use a half-decent browser
or just aim your head dobber a bit better
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Kroney doesn't really 'do' computers, Frank.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:39,
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ZAPP BAND LOLZ(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:40,
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I have to call my mum every time I want to send an email.I just don't understand them :(
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:42,
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Print them out, stick 'em in the post, Fogle style.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:43,
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One of his more successful trolls.I really should have known better.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:43,
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He's a wily old dog is Fogesy.Don't be fooled by the mustard cords and loafers - he's sharp.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:46,
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I like the Badmons alter egoI hope he dont slip back to being Nakers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:47,
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Nakera was never appreciated in his own timeIn many ways he's like Jesus
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:48,
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Rory Lyons account now has that name(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:49,
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Admitting that you got the better of medoesn't mean I like you. So stop winking at me you fucking fruit.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:49,
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Anyway you love me, you know you doYou're just scared to admit it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:50,
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Why did I read that as Bros. lyrics(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:53,
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Because you're a cunt and nobody lik...........heyyyyyyyywaitaminute
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:56,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1888202
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:55,
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Coooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:39,
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Sup BoyceMy curry dinner night got cancelled :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:43,
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FANKS Al :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:45,
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Word.When're we going for food Al eh? I mean I'm off to Paedoo's in a few minutes but it won't be the same without your twinkly-eyed joviality.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:45,
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In other words it will be better. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:48,
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see, this is why I can't come out. what if battered were to turn up and build a little staircase at the end of the table out of sauce bowls and then climb up onto the table and manuever his way over the cutlery until je was near my beer glass and then call me a cunt before trying to insert his unsheathed member into me in an attempt to get me pregnant? you know im too sensitive a soul to cope with such things.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:55,
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yes! I love that my name has become a synonym for Captain Placid.(
Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:00,
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Did you ever look at the recipe sent you?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:45,
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yes. but I havent found a goat I wanted to eat yet. but I will at some point thanks though(
Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:51,
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Just use Mutton instead(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:52,
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No no non non non on non non nononnonoonononononoNOONOONOMarinate for at least 12 hours
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:57,
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Mutton is a perfect substitute for all goat recipesless bony too
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:58,
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98% of the time they say it's curry goatIt's really mutton
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:00,
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I really will try this at some point. but first I want to make oxtail soup and something involving beef shin. or skirt.(
Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:01,
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Beef bourginon is great with shinOr a slow cooked beef and ale pie
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:06,
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HeheheeeSave some room for food
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:48,
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How do you fit 5 pints into one pint sized receptical? (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:49,
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Christ, by the time I get there you're going to be all over the carpet.(
Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:50,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:01,
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I knew you'd come round to my side eventually Boyce.I'm gonna ignore the rest of this thread and have this post tattooed on my heart.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:28,
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Evening Bobby(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:32,
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