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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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HIiya gang!!!!
Yeah it's me Monty you know off the internet? Just wanted to say hi!!!!!!

I hope you've had a nice day today. Mine's been great!!

No negative replies in this thread please! x x x
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:00, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Not really, fuck off

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:02, Reply)
Shit day again, and have a 9am meeting tomorrow that is miles away, then i have ten tons of work to do then i shall kill myself

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Yeah mine's been toss as well

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)
I'm gonna get up around 9 tomorrow,
Walk the dogs, have a cup of tea somewhere, go to the gym for a bit, trim the hedges back a little, play some computer games, go to the pub for a bit, nice bit of dinner, couple more beers, then relax.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:08, Reply)
i am so pleased for you

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)
I bet you sit in front of your computer wanking yourself into oblivion

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)
this is why he is banned from all "Merlin" owned theme parks

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
do you have to go to poland?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:04, Reply)
HI MONTY!
I'm feeling great now. I had such a grumpy morning. I've also got 6 bottles of snake dog ipa to get me through tonight.
Excellent.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:04, Reply)
i have no bottles of nuffin

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Two Grolsches on the tube on me way out for this curry to get me started,
and then I shall play it by ear.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)
I want to come for curry.
When I come to London can we go for curry?
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)
You wanna get yourself to Jamals in jericho, ace curry place. At least it was 5 10 years ago

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
gone mate.
But it was a favourite of mine. It's called arzoo now and it's shit.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:14, Reply)
but...but...but ;' (

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:15, Reply)
Fucking right, son.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:13, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:15, Reply)
ANOTHER SECRET BASH I'M NOT INVI oh why bother you'll all just have your secret bashes and here I am, cold and alone, in fucking Ireland

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:14, Reply)
you know what theo,
I can't wait for you to come to England.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:15, Reply)
I ain't ever comin cos you've all been so horrid

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)
I'm not
I'm fucking lovely I am
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Yeah your sweet nature is the only thing keeping me round this shithole of a site these days

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)
yeah, no need to get all faggoty about it is there

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:25, Reply)
I'm quite overwhelmed

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:25, Reply)
fancy a romantic night out?
metro.co.uk/2013/03/06/four-sex-workers-attacked-in-manchester-city-centre-3528753/
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Four in one night? Someone's busy

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)
Good old Supermatt

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:37, Reply)
I'm organising LOADS of bashes, you can come to those, I'm officially inviting you

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
ta your majesty

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Er illegal drinking mr boyce

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)
er thanks GRANDMA

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:12, Reply)
Not as illegal as your LSD pint Fogle you shitcock.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:13, Reply)
go eat a bag of dicks

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)
whoah this isn't the Ikea canteen you know

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)
I still don't know why my GIF of a naked fat bloke shagging a stuffed toy was mod edited

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)
No sense of humour, some people

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)
I haven't had a nice day at all.
I want to go to bed. No booze for me.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I'm sure you're wife will look after you

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:12, Reply)
I'm advising her on her hair.
There's really no escaping, is there :(
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:13, Reply)
What's the point, you're gonna say it looks good whatever

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)
Nah, she was all "it's layered and I might get it all cut straight again"
and I was all "I prefer it layered, especially when it's not been straightened" etc.

Proper advice and that.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)
This is like the washing up, do it badly a couple of times and you'll not be asked to do it again...

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)
Well, I don't want her to look like shit.
Reflects badly on me, doesn't it.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:30, Reply)
Hi, Monty Boyce off the internet!
My day has been okay, except that I've got a stupid tension headache for the third straight day in a row.
And people have been mean to me on the internet, which as everyone knows, is srs bsns.

On the plus side, I've just made a good sale, so on balance I'm happy.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:12, Reply)
ah well swings and roundabouts*


*and not in a Bartleby way
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:15, Reply)
Today was dull as fuck and people were stupid and I don't know why I'm here what am I doing with my life oh god it's all so awful
But other than that I'm pretty happy how are you Mr B
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:13, Reply)
Pissed off with my shit boss and my bent job
but am about to go for curry and beers with The Internet so *wobbly hand gesture* not tooooooo bad, all things considered.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)
Cor curry and beers, I don't remember the last time I had curry and beers

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)
You know what, Theodolite, it's been a while for me too.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)
We were going for a curry last week but in the end we didn't go
True story
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)
Tell the internet they're bent, will you?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)
yeah and call them spastics from me

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)
and ask swipe about her red setter

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:25, Reply)
is this slang for fanny hair?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1887042#post1887049
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:31, Reply)
oh bravo

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:32, Reply)
sure!

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:32, Reply)
will do

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:30, Reply)
you should consoilidate all of your loans, quit university and get a real job

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)
I dropped out of uni
Take THAT mr short term loan
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
*uni dropout fives*

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Stupid shitty IE 9 buttons.
I keep hitting compatibility view when I want to refresh.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:35, Reply)
if only you could customise the menus to hide that button
or press F5 instead
or use a half-decent browser
or just aim your head dobber a bit better
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Kroney doesn't really 'do' computers, Frank.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:39, Reply)
ZAPP BAND LOLZ

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:40, Reply)
I have to call my mum every time I want to send an email.
I just don't understand them :(
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Print them out, stick 'em in the post, Fogle style.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)
One of his more successful trolls.
I really should have known better.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)
He's a wily old dog is Fogesy.
Don't be fooled by the mustard cords and loafers - he's sharp.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:46, Reply)
I like the Badmons alter ego
I hope he dont slip back to being Nakers
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Nakera was never appreciated in his own time
In many ways he's like Jesus
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:48, Reply)
Rory Lyons account now has that name

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:49, Reply)
I know, he's givin me a rep on \QOTW

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:51, Reply)
; )

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Admitting that you got the better of me
doesn't mean I like you. So stop winking at me you fucking fruit.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:49, Reply)
: x

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:50, Reply)
<3

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Anyway you love me, you know you do
You're just scared to admit it
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:50, Reply)
I love nothing and no one.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:52, Reply)
Poor Mrs Kronely

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Why did I read that as Bros. lyrics

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Because you're shit and bent?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Because you are a screaming queen

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:54, Reply)
Because you're a cunt and nobody lik...........
heyyyyyyyywaitaminute
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:56, Reply)
it's the sodding 21st century, how can anyone not "do" computers?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1888202
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:55, Reply)
you're such a meany pants.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:40, Reply)
You seem very angry today, Frank
is everything ok at home?
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:45, Reply)
woah, WOAH
last time I offer advice to you
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Haha, yeah

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Coooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Yo.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Sup Boyce
My curry dinner night got cancelled :(
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)
looks like you won't have to purge tonight then.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:44, Reply)
FANKS Al :(

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:45, Reply)
sup bitch

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Word.
When're we going for food Al eh? I mean I'm off to Paedoo's in a few minutes but it won't be the same without your twinkly-eyed joviality.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:45, Reply)
In other words it will be better.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:48, Reply)
see, this is why I can't come out. what if battered were to turn up and build a little staircase at the end of the table out of
sauce bowls and then climb up onto the table and manuever his way over the cutlery until je was near my beer glass and then call me a cunt before trying to insert his unsheathed member into me in an attempt to get me pregnant? you know im too sensitive a soul to cope with such things.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:55, Reply)
That Battered.
He's SUCH an Al.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:57, Reply)
yes! I love that my name has become a synonym for Captain Placid.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:00, Reply)
Did you ever look at the recipe sent you?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:45, Reply)
yes. but I havent found a goat I wanted to eat yet. but I will at some point thanks though

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Just use Mutton instead

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:52, Reply)
pkay! thays dinner tonight sorted then.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:56, Reply)
No no non non non on non non nononnonoonononononoNOONOONO
Marinate for at least 12 hours
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:57, Reply)
Mutton is a perfect substitute for all goat recipes
less bony too
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:58, Reply)
98% of the time they say it's curry goat
It's really mutton
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:00, Reply)
I really will try this at some point. but first I want to make oxtail soup and something involving beef shin. or skirt.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:01, Reply)
Beef bourginon is great with shin
Or a slow cooked beef and ale pie
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:06, Reply)
on that like donkey kong.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:16, Reply)
On pint number 5.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:48, Reply)
Heheheee
Save some room for food
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:48, Reply)
Oh God.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:49, Reply)
How do you fit 5 pints into one pint sized receptical?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:49, Reply)
is that a quote from Die Hard 4?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Not that I'm aware of

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Christ, by the time I get there you're going to be all over the carpet.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:50, Reply)

the carpet Darth
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:01, Reply)
I knew you'd come round to my side eventually Boyce.
I'm gonna ignore the rest of this thread and have this post tattooed on my heart.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Evening Bobby

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:32, Reply)

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