S'okay Batts, I got this shit.
So, who disgraced themselves last night, then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:54, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Only Kroney due to his choice of attire.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

To summarise
I got called an ugly, creepy, homsexual paedophile with shitty taste in jumpers and that was just from Charms. Lampers said something about gender roles that I didn't fully understand but it sounded DEAD mean.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Who knew Charms was such an accurate judge of character?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Stunned practically burst into song when he found out how old office girl is.

( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I don't remember this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

He's a dark horse that Kroney.
btw Kroney, thanks for the pictures of office girl.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I imagine you probably don't remember much of anything.

( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

So she's either eighteen or my age...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

or a work experiance girl

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Did you go in a tutu or something?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

If you did here's a tip for you
Don't go in a tutu
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Don't encourage bash talk, it's as boring as...
dunno, but it's boring.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Shut up, Chompy.

( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

OMG WHAT DID YOU EAT FIRST?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

YM

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

But seriously, did you have dry meat and fish tikka and lamb chops?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

It's the law.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

It was great. I kind of thought a lot of it was going to be overrated.

( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I'm actually jealous.
The inability to just pop down to Aldgate is the one area of my life which I feel has been adversly affected by the baby.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

It was busy and they were knocking the food out quick.
People q'ing to get in. Nice.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Oh man, it's going the way of Tayyabs.
Soon they won't be as nice and friendly and they won't spoon feed Monty his mashed up dinner.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)

There was something I read in the Independant about Tayaabs and Needos,
another place was mentioned at the same time. I want to try that one.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)

You could train your kid to be an indian chef.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I might do this
I've started leaving dirt on it to make it browner.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I want to know how drunk other people got
Hearing about how other people got drunk is HILARIOUS!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I just want to know what I can mock people for.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I'd start with personal hygiene.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

You should.
You smelly old cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I imagine bash talk is as boring for those that don't care
as home brew, flat chat and mattresses.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

And car CHAT. And sports CHAT. And running CHAT. And Aloo CHAT.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Quite. I'm just saying live and let live and stop bloody bitching.

( Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

But talking about a bash is far more exclusionary.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

It's not even a bash, if it's on the calendar it's a bash, everything else is just meeting people.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Fair point.
I didn't refer to the wedding I went to at the weekend as a bash.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I've just gone to a bash.
And by that I mean, i went for a fag alone.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24862
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)

You know what I mean.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)

No it isn't.
I don't drive, do high end gaming, rent a property, watch box sets of American TV dramas or do any of that bollocks but do you hear me complain when people want to talk about it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Yes, constantly.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)

That was the joke wasn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)

*claps sarcastically*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Did you pull a scrunched up face while you were doing that?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Yes.
And nodded in a hugely exaggerated way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)

THAT'S THE oh ffs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)

NO COMPLAINING CHAT

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)

NO FUCKING SHOUTING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I didn't get invited, so I'm trying to live vicariously.
I just want to belong, Chompy. I want to be one of the cool kids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)