I do feel for you man, marriage is never smooth
Feel free to gaz me if you want to download, rant etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

For a bent spastic you're pretty alright nakers

( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Yeah well life is shit, sometimes everyone needs a good virtual spooning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:07, Reply)

I need a bristol friday night bash on April 19th
Possible?
( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:10, Reply)

Yeah why not...I should point out I live in LAAAANDAN though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:11, Reply)

Yeh, shit excuse though
I lived in shitty Morden and I still made it to Bath every weekend to shag the fitty students there.
( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:12, Reply)

Oooh.
Make it a Saturday and I'll be there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:13, Reply)

My train back to pasty land is Sat morning :( though I am there all week and would love to meet you!

( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Might be doable.
Have you spoken to Jeff too?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)

not yet but i will
im saving locals till last
( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Well, let me know.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Well 14th-20th April
Any time you fancy an evening it would be lovely :)
( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)

he's prickteasing man
i have soooooo many pizzas in my fridge from his constant stand-ups
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)

I like Pizza
What are you doing between April 14th-20th
( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Did your sex therapist advise you to meet more girls off the internet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:27, Reply)

yes, and shit in their beds

( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:29, Reply)

mourning the fact that naked ape stood me up AGAIN
the floppy haired married clit tease
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)

I am married, however I have not got floppy hair and I NEVER clit tease,
just ask my sex therapist
( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:35, Reply)

nor is any relationship
they all fucking suck

fistbumps
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:08, Reply)

I've taught baby Badmons to fist bump, she's so street

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:09, Reply)

that sounds a lot better than baby naked
perhaps the name change was a good thing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:13, Reply)

Do you do legal advice about marriages?
Only I feel you owe me because you gave me legal advice about buying a house and now look at the shit I am in!
( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:13, Reply)

unfortunately not
the best advice i can give would be from a female perspective. she is clearly going through a mental patch and must be made to realise that she has a decent bloke and needs to BEHAVE THE FUCK UP if she wants to keep him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:14, Reply)

what if he's a cock?
do we know for sure?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)

I secretly yern to go to cosplays so shhhhhhhhh

( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:17, Reply)

this is true
are you a cock?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Not exactly
However I do have one I can't remember ever shitting the bed
( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)

well nobody REMEMBERS doing it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)

IT WASN'T ME OK!

( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:33, Reply)

So where do I find a decent bloke?

( Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)

There aren't any
Right, sisters?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:28, Reply)