I was in hospital having my tonsills taken out
I had a bad reaction to the anaesthetic so I was kept in overnight. at 3.30am a nurse woke me up to tell me Jacko had died because "I just thought you would like to know" Silly bint. No wonder the NHS is going down the pan.
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:39, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do you look like a Michael Jackson fan?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I look like Mccauley Culkin in Home Alone 2

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

i.e. a bit noncey looking

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I was in the pub
We went 'hey jacko's dead'
Then we carried on drinking
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Are you me?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

hahahhahaha
That's some fantastic care, right there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

They were just making sure you hadn't had a 'bad' reaction to the anaesthetic!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Oh you!
I think you should beat it
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I was at Glastonbury.
Thought it was just a rumour. Every cunt was telling every other cunt about it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)

There are a lot of cunts at Glastonbury Festival

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

I got nearly shouted and excessivly pouted at by a very pretty greenpeace campaigner
for not signing an anti nuclear pledge. My reasoning that, "to be honest I don't know enough about it to choose a side" was the problem with the whole world and why whales have to die or sometihng.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I think we need more nuclear power stations
but people think I am crazy
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I don't see why private companies have to make them.
They're massive invesments for decades and decades, perfect for a state solution.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I also argue that they are safe, clean and efficient
but some smelly hippies screams CHERNOBYL!!!! at me
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I am a smelly tree hugging hippy
and even I can see that (at the moment) they are the most efficient and greenest solution to the engery issue... Yes there are considerations regarding the waste but that can be, reasonably, safely desposed of.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)

i think i was in the pub when i heard
we then spent time trying to come up with some good jokes about it, as is per the norm when a celebrity dies
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

One time I was staying in hospital this old man would wake me up every hour to see if I was asleep.
It was like I was at a sleep-over only without the giggling that normally follows that question.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Was that by any chance Stoke Mandeville hospital?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Nah', I only stay at the Royal Free, I get loyalty points.
They want to do my treatments at the Finchly Manorial, apparently they've done it up a treat, but there's fuck all around there, and I really like the posh marks'n'sparks near the royal free.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Which is the one at Archway?
That is one horrible hospital.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I donno, Archway is terrible though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)