Righto, I think 'mothers' day plans' may just have been exhausted now.
Following on from earlier.

I think it's tragic that the music of creepy serial child molester Michael Jackson is still deemed OK to play on the radio and make West End shows about, and yet the infinitely-superior output of Gary Glitter has been consigned to the history books. This is not fair at all. Glitter made some great records and bar 'Hum Along and Dance' from the Jackson 5 days 'MJ' did nowt special.

What else isn't fair?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:27, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

nobody has been outed as a paedo for a while, do you think we got them all

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I reckon Paul Daniels is gonna get nabbed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)

I think he's a mod on /qotw.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:32, Reply)

That's a Scary thought.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Quackers

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)

timmy mallet, just look at him
25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9u4029u481qb84pwo1_500.jpg
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I think the difference between Jackson and Gadd is that Jackson died before any concrete proof was found...
...and Gadd was caught in the act.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Savile died before any concrete proof was found.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Yes, and if concrete proof of MJ's guilt is unearthed now they'll stop playing his music on the radio
You fucking idiot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)

They still play Led Zeppelin and there is no question that Bebe Buell et al were anything but seriously under age when Led Zeppelin knobbed 'em

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I thought she was over 16 when she was shagging all them rock stars

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I think there's a difference between entrapment of 8-year-olds for sexual purposes
and not bothering to ask enthusiastic groupies how old they were when their lips are around your cock. Not condoning underage sex but I do believe Ms Buell was probably fully aware of what she was doing when she shagged Zep. Steven Tyler, not so much. Well you'd have to be blind or blind drunk wouldn't you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

She's ugly too

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Yeah but he's like circus ugly

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Righto Joey.
Have you ever heard Jerry lee Lewis on the radio?

YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO MARRIED HIS 13 YEAR OLD COUSIN IN THE EARLY 60S?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Good point, there's also the Woody Allen thing
Only one explanation remains; removal from the airwaves of artists such as Led Zep and MJ would cause people to stop listening. Because they're fucking brilliant, and your opinion - for once - is bollocks. All about ratings.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Glitter still gets shitloads of money from the US where snippets of his tunes get played at sporting events.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)

I'm pretty sure one of us is a 'fucking idiot' here.
That much I shall concede.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Shall we put it to a vote?
I'm sorry I called you a fucking idiot, as it seems to have upset you so much. There's no need to apologise for any of the much worse personal attacks you've perpetrated on me or anyone else on the basis that "It's just the internet LOL"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Shut up Darth
Its just the Internet.
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

CAN EVERYONE STOP BEING FUCKING IDIOTS PLEASE

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

BUT THEY'LL STOP PLAYING THEM!

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

+ LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Monty
LEAVE DARTH ALONE!!!!!!!11111one
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Calm down dear.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Tell your boyfriend
I could almost smell the steam coming out of his ears on the above
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I wish I could do photoshop
then I could 'shop up a pic of a handbag with those LOLknobs you're seeing at Infest on it.

But I can't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Have you ever heard Chuck Berry on the radio?
YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO GOT DONE FOR 'TRANSPORTING A MINOR OVER STATE LINES' AND LATER FOR SPYING ON HIS OWN BACKING SINGERS?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

and setting up cameras in his club bogs
to catch a bit of golden action
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Its shame they never play James Brown songs anymore
because he was a drug addled, gun toting rapist and all that.
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)

WELL IF THEY FIND OUT THAT HE WAS ONE THEY'LL STOP PLAYING THEM
'YOU FUCKING IDIOT'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

That woman he raped had DNA evidence but apparently it doesn't matter if enough time has passed

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

'I feel good' knowing that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Knew that you would

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I wish Roman Polanski would make more films
But after Chinatown, nothing
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Look Monts its like this
Once when I had just come offstage a couple of girls asked me to sign their tits. I knew damn well they were only 14/15 but I signed their tits anyway. But its ok you see because I was 14 as well. So what I'm saying is maybe Led Zeppelin were all Underage as well maybe?
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

That must be it.
Wee Johnny Bonham was only 6.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Woah calm your horses there
Have this nice glass of Jesus Juice it will help you to relax
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)

died before any concrete proof was found paid off all of his victims with huge sums of money and convinced them to sign contracts banning them from ever mentioning it ever again
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I think you have a valid point there too.

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)

woah careful M, Jacko fans are a rabid bunch
They'll be whining and limply flailing at you in no time if they hear you besmirch their messiah

We should have had Jonathan King's musical, stage centre, Christmas Day. That would be fair.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I think in the interests of a democratic society this is only right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)

If he's gonna gyrate at me on the tellybox then it should be balanced with a bit of King's Vile Pervert.
Class stuff
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I was in hospital having my tonsills taken out
I had a bad reaction to the anaesthetic so I was kept in overnight. at 3.30am a nurse woke me up to tell me Jacko had died because "I just thought you would like to know" Silly bint. No wonder the NHS is going down the pan.
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Do you look like a Michael Jackson fan?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I look like Mccauley Culkin in Home Alone 2

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

i.e. a bit noncey looking

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I was in the pub
We went 'hey jacko's dead'
Then we carried on drinking
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Are you me?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

hahahhahaha
That's some fantastic care, right there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

They were just making sure you hadn't had a 'bad' reaction to the anaesthetic!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Oh you!
I think you should beat it
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I was at Glastonbury.
Thought it was just a rumour. Every cunt was telling every other cunt about it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)

There are a lot of cunts at Glastonbury Festival

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

I got nearly shouted and excessivly pouted at by a very pretty greenpeace campaigner
for not signing an anti nuclear pledge. My reasoning that, "to be honest I don't know enough about it to choose a side" was the problem with the whole world and why whales have to die or sometihng.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I think we need more nuclear power stations
but people think I am crazy
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I don't see why private companies have to make them.
They're massive invesments for decades and decades, perfect for a state solution.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I also argue that they are safe, clean and efficient
but some smelly hippies screams CHERNOBYL!!!! at me
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I am a smelly tree hugging hippy
and even I can see that (at the moment) they are the most efficient and greenest solution to the engery issue... Yes there are considerations regarding the waste but that can be, reasonably, safely desposed of.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)

i think i was in the pub when i heard
we then spent time trying to come up with some good jokes about it, as is per the norm when a celebrity dies
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

One time I was staying in hospital this old man would wake me up every hour to see if I was asleep.
It was like I was at a sleep-over only without the giggling that normally follows that question.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Was that by any chance Stoke Mandeville hospital?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Nah', I only stay at the Royal Free, I get loyalty points.
They want to do my treatments at the Finchly Manorial, apparently they've done it up a treat, but there's fuck all around there, and I really like the posh marks'n'sparks near the royal free.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Which is the one at Archway?
That is one horrible hospital.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I donno, Archway is terrible though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I think Example's first album is really creepy when you hear the lyrics.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I think that song what goes
I think I should know how to make love to something innocent without leaving my fingerprints out

is a tad creepy
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)

They got a few songs that are a bit weird.
"Look at her 16 in her mink coat, if something something proficent at deep throat".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Ah, "Posh Birds"
That cracks me up, if listened to in the assumption that it's tongue in cheek. If not, yeah, bit predatory.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)

haha, yeah
THEY'RE creepy

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Pfft.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)

YEah', yeah', pull the other one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Which tunes in particular?
"Milk Your Goat", no question
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Yup, deffo.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

life isn't fucking fair
clothing fail: failed to notice my spray-in hair conditioner drizzled all over my top this morning. it has dried looking like a tramp's salty spooge stain somewhere between tit and armpit (yes they are separate. unless i lie down). now i've just washed my hands and covered the bottom half of it in water. i look like a retard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

No change there then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)

shut up gecko

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)

I wrote an advertising jingle
If you can't reach your clunge
Why not try an ample sponge?
Then to sanitise your pipes
Baryatric fanny wipes
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

hahaha
9.5/10 from the bariatric judge.

10/10 if you email it to them as a suggestion...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)

That's beautiful.
If only Nick Drake were here to sing it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)

we have our very own goose honking out a fart in the fog here
who needs nick drake or michael mcdonaaaaaaaald?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)

tl;dr
Bagpiping fail
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)

it's 2 lines you lazy fucktard

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)

To be honest, I want wanted to call you out for bagpiping

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)

bagpiping is for babies
tromboning is where it's at
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)

PARP!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I'm having a terrible day Boyce.
Proper terrible.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Same as.
Darth's bullying me up there ^
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:11, Reply)

where, your colon?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)

That's tickling, not bullying

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)

it looks like a silly fight over silly things.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Criminal it is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

smooth...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

You need two people to have a fight, WP.
I ws just trying to make him cry about Michael Jackson - the dear boy obliged within minutes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)

you're Bad

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)

is darth an MJ fan?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)

A squealing one, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Nothing isn't fair today
I've been given kree Krispy Kreme doughnuts and then free pizza AND THEN free cookies!

One steak and one blowjob and I may well reire
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I'll tell you what's not fair.
A black man's bum.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Someone start a new thread.
This one's got too many negative vibes in it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)

ok

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Was it the right film?
Last fight scene was in a coffin workshop, against the old blind guy?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Hmmm
The whole thing is a tournament showcasing all different martial arts including thai boxing and an Indian guy whose arms go really long.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)

I earn more money than everyone else in my office
its not fair because I really should earn a lot more than I do and they aren't married with kids so they have loads of money left over and all go out on the lash and I can never go with them.
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)