I have got an hour left before booze and films

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Oooooh.
What films? Badly dubbed Dutch ones?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Introducing office girl to Bond.
She will take Dalton and take him hard.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:08, Reply)

If she sits through all the Dalton films without mentioning Princess Diaries
she's a keeper.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Any Bond induction should start with Dr No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)

I figured I'd start with the best, you see.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)

Bob Holness?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)

Radio version in the 50's / 60's

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:12, Reply)

In order:
Connery
Craig
Dalton
Moore
Lazenby
Brosnan.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Connery isn't the best, he was just the first.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:15, Reply)

I believe you're incorrect.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)

I believe you're a know-nothing shit-weasel
so how do you like THAT?
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)

I believe you're a visually offensive French twat with a shit choice in knitwear.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Don't you fucking go after the knitwear you vicious little gnome.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)

And Brosnan is definitely the worst.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)

Brosnan started off alright, but he got slimey at the end.
Didn't like him beyond Goldeneye. He's not the worst, though. Moore's the worst by a country mile.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Woah hey, Brosnan never had to pretend to be Christopher Lee by sellotaping a fake nipple on
That took ACTING
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Worst line in any film, delivered atrociously.
'I thought Christmas only came once a year'.

WANKER.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)

He was a cunt from the first one he did.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Moore
Lazenby
Connery
Craig
Brosnan
Niven
Holness
Deacon
Sommerville
Anyone else on earth
Dalton
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Wrong, Wrong, Wrong.
Dalton
Craig



The rest







Moore.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Yeah Live and Let die is WAY worse than the Living Daylights isn't it?
*belms and belms HARD*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)

The Living Daylights is head and shoulders above all other Bond films.
But particularly and especially above absolutely anything with that Moonraker prick's revolting fucking face in it.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Moonraker is the only poor Moore.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)

You actually don't have eyes or a brain.
I've never seen anybody be so wrong all at once.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)

A northern Bond? Fuck off mate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Oh right, but according to you a fucking Aussie is quite alright.
"The neem's Bund, mite?"

Fuck off.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)

You cannot tell he was an Antipodean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Or number three on your list of pristine English accents
Sean fucking Connery you abject half wit.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Scots beats northern into a cocked hat, you oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:32, Reply)

I liked sean bean's antibond
FOR QUEEN AND T'COUNTRY, OUR JAMES
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)

EEE LAD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Sean Bean would have been a mighty Bond.
I'd have been right alongside that with a bongle on and everything.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)

'Fookin' ell mooneypenneh
'Appen as that bastad Gorldfinguh's been at it again'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Seriously, right?
The original novel Bond was a cold, emotionless killer who ruthlessly used everyone around him, including the women he seduced.

You can see it in Dalton's Bond and in Craig's Bond.

He was not Roger fucking Moore and his magical performing eyebrow.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:37, Reply)

In the Living Daylights opening scenes Dalton starts crying and then resigns.
Typical 'cold, emotionless killer' behaviour, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:38, Reply)

Do you mean Licence to Kill
where he resigns and goes on a murderous revenge-fuelled psychopathic rampage?
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:39, Reply)

I do mean license to kill
Is that the one where he starts crying and resigns like a cold, emotionless killer?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:41, Reply)

OK, like a cold emotionless killer
to people he doesn't like. He liked Felix, alright? Shut up. He still went on a killing spree.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)

Revenge-fulled rampages are the usual behaviour of cold, emotionless people.
Fleming's Bond is the ultimate professional. Not some cry-baby Northern flouncing prick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)

So you think greasy, pervy Roger Moore
with his list of Jeff-worthy puns was the ultimate professional?

A man who, by the end, was so fat and old there's no way he could have beaten up Eighties-waif Christopher Walken let alone the terrifying Grace whats-her-face.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:50, Reply)

I see.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:54, Reply)

In the original books Fleming's Bond is part Scots
therefore: Connery. Argument over.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:50, Reply)

all at once since I caught my relection in the knitwear department of H&M
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Dalton can't even pronounce the word 'bath' correcltly FFS
He should be out selling Hovis or racing whippets, not spying for her Majesty.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)

What about Niven?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Don't count it as it's a spoof.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)

what about bruce willis in die hard?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)

I like Craig as Bond
However, I was very disappointed at Skyfall.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Skyfall was better than Casino Royale and certainly better than Quantom.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)

I thought Royale was excellent and I had written Craig off before I even watched it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Better than the previous one which had no plot

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)

I agree with both of you!
But there were massive issues with Skyfall that really spoiled it for me.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)

I'm declaring myself the victor in this argument.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:32, Reply)

I'm declaring myself uninterested in this argument.
I think they're all derivative gash.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:35, Reply)

And formulaic.
Don't forget formulaic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:35, Reply)

Well, of course they are. They're man films.
Quite unlike all the rom-com slush shit that's aimed at your lot.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:38, Reply)

So who should be the new Bond then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:40, Reply)

I always thought Clive Owen would've been good as Bond

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Fuck Owen the flat footed fucker
runs like a girl
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:49, Reply)

He prolly thinks Roy Chubby Brown would be good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)

WHY DID YOU GO AND MENTION THAT FAT UNFUNNY PRICK

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)

Will Smith

( Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)

Will (The wingnut) Smith, can fuck off n’all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:45, Reply)

This gets my vote by a billion times.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:56, Reply)

I found this that I think you'd like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8txhtB2e5M

'cus your french and like everything that is french 'cus you're french.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:56, Reply)