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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to fuck you til you love me

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:38, 77 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
alright cowfoo
how's your fleshy apron?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)
quiet in here innit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
I said it's quiet in here innit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Stoke can fuck off
fuck off Stoke
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)
a draw will still move them one point above Sunderland
and out of the relegation battle
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)
quiet in here innit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Shut the fuck up you manc cunt
quiet in here innit
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Please try to grow up at some point. You act like stupid kids.

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)
You fat paki cunt
I bet you finger kids in your mosque.
Quiet in here innit.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
it is quiet in here

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)
PROMISES PROMISES

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
alright wrinkletits
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
quiet in here innit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I said it's quiet in here innit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
totes man

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:50, Reply)
GLUEDBOT CANNOT PROCESS THIS INPUT YOU CALL 'LOVE'

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
GLUEDBOT GETS IT RIGHT IN THE SCSI BUS

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)
alright dad

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
woah, that's quite some repressed childhood trauma you got goin on there

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:08, Reply)
worse than that
some scrotey little cunt offered me his TOENAILS earlier. yellow horny (in the bad way) toenails. what do you think of that?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)
you'd be a fool to refuse

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:31, Reply)
it's a risk i'm just going to have to take
ingrown curved toenails that have been dug out with a rusty pocketknife are not my thang
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:33, Reply)
You are such a princess

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:34, Reply)
bollocks
I bet blokes all over the internet send you their toenail clippings and you sit there chewing them all day
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:35, Reply)
cocks
not toenails
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:36, Reply)
I bet you've got platinum membership of toenailexchange.com
and you only advertise in the fungal infection section
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:39, Reply)
god i'm bored

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:40, Reply)
i could post you a cockgaz
and you could try to work out which dude has no idea about trimming or personal hygiene, and which has no idea about a foreskin?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Eew
How can you have no idea about a foreskin?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)
ask ************

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Gazzed
Srsly, who?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)
wait, let me get this right, you just messaged a woman on the internet to ask for pictures of penises?
that's possibly the most faggotty thing I've ever heard in my life
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:44, Reply)
oh lol

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:45, Reply)
Believe me, there are far more faggotty things on here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:45, Reply)
some guy from york or somewhere?
he looked like he had a small grey mushroom factory growing under it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:45, Reply)
oh man way to blow my cover :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:46, Reply)
was it this guy?
b3ta.com/talk/2084537
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)
tell me later, I'm off out

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)
yeah, actually no
it's probably SickRik
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)
i don't know who that is

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)
well anyway I'm off out
no willy photo GAZes please
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:45, Reply)
i'm not going to pretend i haven't had worse from the parental basement dwelling virgins of b3ta
but i try not to make a habit of it, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:40, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
haha yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)
hahahaha yeah

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
fucking nignog paki jew cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Has anyone noticed it's quiet in here innit?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)
I'm helping!

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:08, Reply)
the two things may be connected, of course
i mean, i'm not saying they are. i'm just putting it out there, you know. floating it like a turd on a sea of amplesponges.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
That'll be 11p

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:09, Reply)
quiet in here innit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)
quiet in here yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Thanks "Anne Frank"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Hi Monty, rugger was a bit shit weren't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:31, Reply)
montymontymontymonty
(to the tune of "ruby" naturally)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Why? Why would you mention the "Kaiser Chiefs" in my presence?
Why do you hate me so?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:35, Reply)
you're singing it right now though, aren't you?
even though you really wish you weren't.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:36, Reply)
This is payback for the red setter jibe isn't?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:37, Reply)
i repeated that last night to some friends
it got a massive LOL.

i fucking hate you!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:39, Reply)
I have the bad luck to know people who still like the Kaiser Chiefs.
Mainly because they're local. There are also a worryingly large number of Shed Seven fans in York.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:37, Reply)
I like sheds

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:38, Reply)
I'm quite friendly with Rick Witter IRL

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:39, Reply)
dick witter more like

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:40, Reply)
'Prick Shitter' more like.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:40, Reply)
You had any news?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:50, Reply)
Nope.
Expecting it by Tuesday.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:51, Reply)
I might be dead by then.
Tell them to hurry up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:51, Reply)
That's the good news I'm waiting for xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:52, Reply)
But I'll be too dead to post the sad news that I've died.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:54, Reply)
Did Winnie send the boys round with a burning tyre for you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)
"Steam error - failed to contact key server"
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Is your kettle broken?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:36, Reply)
It's more high end gaming chat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Well the football has got interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:57, Reply)

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