nothing on this page so far is hetero or interesting
i just got a bagel from the deli bit of our restaurant. the woman looked at me as if i were mental because i asked for egg mayo with a cheddar slice on top. egg and cheese is a GOOD combination, right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:23, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Needs more bacon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:24, Reply)

when i am queen
bacon will be illegal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)

this would be you then
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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)

what the hell did you search to find that?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:32, Reply)

It's Queen Victoria from the "Pirates in an adventure with Scientists" film.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Wrong.
So answer the question then, what is hetero and interesting?
Clue: It ain't your lunch.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)

computers and homebrew and car chat
are killing this place.

i like frank's parrot. that's hetero and interesting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I like the way you dismissed the thread as dull
then made it duller. Very post-modern.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)

i was quite proud of this
but i still maintain that egg mayo and cheese is fucking tasty and the girl in the deli is a foodWrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Not for anyone sitting behind you this afternoon

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)

girls don't fart, you ignoramus

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Hippos like you do.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:27, Reply)

i have snakehips and a pert arse
and well you know it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)

no, they guff and then try to look innocent.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)

i never fart
however i have been guilty of the occasional burp

but i maintain burping is a million times cleaner/better than farting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I heard you fart like a coagulant gorilla after a night out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Looks like one as well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:34, Reply)

you know those sizzling dishes at needos?
next time imma put your face on the iron and press HARD.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)

When did you go on a night out with a coagulant gorilla?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:34, Reply)

reader, he married her

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)

You're Mrs Nakers?????

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

sssssh
nobody knows this.

especially not nakers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

If you shit, you fart.
Scientific FACTS.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:34, Reply)

C R

LOL!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

the sad thing is
this really did make me lol. why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

If it didn't make you lol
you're really in the wrong place here.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

it was childish and pathetic and far more effort than the joke warranted
best thing on here today
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Oh amn.
Loltastic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I really don't like cold egg at all, makes me grim up in my special place.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Is your special place the bathroom?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)

That's my Throne Room, or Battle Grounds.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)