are you fricking kidding me
at any given time at work i have to juggle research, drafting, telephone calls from clients, queries from colleagues, supervising 3 juniors and a trainee, and texts from numerous sexpests.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:27, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That was my ARM

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

haha way to out yourself as one of said sexpests

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

You said "sexpest" I just assumed you were talking about me.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

well i was

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Ahem!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

and you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Dirrrrty Daddy Winky.
Admit it. I'm like the son you never had.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Come to Daddy!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)

to on
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Come here and suck mummy's cock

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Top 3 joke of all time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Yup
That one, jam v marmalade, and another one that escapes me for the minute.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)

potatoes to kill an irishman

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Black Jew

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Kipper Tie OBV

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)

BOB MARLEY'S FAVOURITE DOUGHNUTS!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Tell it to someone who gives a shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

xxx

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

and popping candy and baryatric fanny wipes

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

jesus imagine if you mixed those two up
it would be like a firework display in a lard factory
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

keep going ...

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)

i'm done
you missed it. put your sparkler away.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

you're SO vanilla

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)

worst of all teh ice creams :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

and that's why you put popping candy on it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)

you know there is a twisted logic to this that ALMOST makes sense
but popping candy is no ice magic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Oh man, pizzahut sounds stressful
it must be tough keeping up with dominos latest deals
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

it's not pizzahut you ignoramus
it's poundland
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)

do the juniors keep pricing everything wrong?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Need to teach them correct use of copy/paste.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)

it'sa hard job pressing 1 all the time

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)

You know that's how any other job with a modicum of responsibility works, right?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)

i do
but do you think darth does, eh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

ESPECIALLY the texts from sexpests bit

which I in no way at all missed the first time I read that
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

everybody knows you were top of the sexpest list
you're only fooling yourself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Sweetie, you've never claimed I was a pest.
Quite the opposite.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)

dammit
actually what is the opposite of a pest?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)

I'm not sure, within the context it's being used here
but a quick google for antonyms gave me "aid" or "help" which is ... apt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Oh god, you've totally cybered.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

I'd never cheat on you with another online lover.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Oops, soz
Rather given the game away down there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)

you heartless bastard
I was trying to let him down gently.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Oh yeah that's it, now call me a 'fucking whore'
Mmmm
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

We've all cybered with badger.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)

if you need help to have sex
you've got bigger problems than sex
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Hey, badger's the one that let it slip.
Don't you get stroppy with me. I just hope his wife never finds his phone, that's all I'm saying.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)

haha i love the badger but he's far too much of a man of science
it would go like this:

swipe: oh badger you make me so wet
badger: technically it's not wet it's blah because stimulation of the blah gland blah blah the blah...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)

uh-huh

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)

that was a direct copy and paste from my phone ACTUALLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)

uh-huh

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)

My wife uses my phone
and my laptops.

I'd be fucking rubbish at an affair, I'd be found out in seconds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)