I just got an email and my phone vibrated in my pocket
and it was resting on that sensitive bit right at the top of my thigh and I went "NNNNYAH!" in the middle of the office and people are looking at me :(
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:53, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Gay.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Why do things always happen in the middle of offices
Never by the window, near a door or close to the printer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Don't get all existential with me, you fucking Sartre

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Oooh, get you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)

I had a wee in the corner of the office.
HTH.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Oddly I can believe that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)

I still reckon my idea to turn a mobile phone into a rumble-pack for movies is a wicked one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)

pocket arse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)

He probably has a Siemens.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Did frankspencer buy you the phone?
b3ta.com/questions/secretsanta/post68112
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)

The only time my trousers have ever filled with rigid meat is when I shoplifted ribs from a butcher.
Impotence is no laughing matter.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)