Do you really want to ask that alt?
Only I'm thinking someone round here will really want to post something about personal tragedy in a way that specifically references yours.

Not that I would do that of course, that would be rude, I don't even know you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:16, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I thought that too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)

It's a good job none of us are cunts.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

This must be my lucky day!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

It's Coincidence Day!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Really? What, today of all days?
Well doesn't that just put the ink in coinkydink!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

What a coincidence

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I'm liking this new meme

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

So am I

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

That's a ....
Nah, never mind.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

S'alright I think he's gone now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

No I'm still here
I was just hiding while everyone was at the bar.

Downside to that is that I haven't got a beer now :/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Just nick someone else's while they're dancing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Ah, okay.
Fancy a dance?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Are you asking?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I'm asking

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)

What happened?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

He murdered his girlfriend then married her best friend the day after the funeral or summat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I thought he married a kitten.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Nah, he bukkaked a leopard.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Get it right, fuckers.
I bukkaked a marriage

Fuck sake... I actually meant to say I married a bukkake, butOHFUCKITNEVERMIND
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Everybody else was throwing confetti
YOU HAD TO GO TOO FAR
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Why would anyone murder their own girlfriend? Surely you wouldn't key your own car.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Hahaha

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Ask Oscar Pistorius

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Better hurry though, before he tops himself

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Indianrapistlolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)

No-one would do that to me...
(Not coz I'm important or anything, people just seem to like me for some reason)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)