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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Righto
Got limited funds and missus is out and no-one wants to come and play so IDEAS FOR MY EVENING PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:13, 83 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
dangerwank

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
I've had three already today
I'm spent
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)
You didn't even ask.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
I'm asking now you weird French TURD.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Asking me WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:28, Reply)
'IDEAS FOR MY EVENING PLEASE''
Christ you're dim
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:31, Reply)
Oh right. Yeah, I dunno.
I'm getting angry at a computer game tonight, if that helps?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:32, Reply)
Gosh yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Wow I am well proud of this thread. Imma print this bitch out and frame it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:39, Reply)
gimme an hour and I'll dig out that Randall mix.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:40, Reply)
Ta

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:45, Reply)
plus some Daniel Avery stuff.
He's currently 'in my box'. He DJs with your chum Richard Fearless from time to time.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:55, Reply)
slightly less bothered about this one I cannae lie

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:16, Reply)
your mate Weatherall rates him extremely highly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:22, Reply)
stroke a dog until you are tired then go to sleep

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:53, Reply)
whoah I ent no mod

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)
Oi!
If you met my dog, you'd beg to stroke the fucker.
He's well cute.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)
I'd take you out for a few beers
but I'm still at work and absolutely knackered so I won't be doing that. Soz. Quiet night in for me, and early bedtime. ROCK AND ROLL.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:55, Reply)
more like
ROCK N' ROFL!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:56, Reply)
Gay

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:11, Reply)
sandpaper your bell end

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:05, Reply)
i can't. He's gone out to dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:12, Reply)
this means more drunken texts of shame later doesn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:18, Reply)
I can't help thinking that you are more bothered about this than lusty being out.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:20, Reply)
I recon you would like the new Tomb Raider, it's well fun.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:06, Reply)
I'm not sure you're right here.
I've not enjoyed a 'computer game' since 'Daley Thompson's Decathlon'. I think Daley spoilt high end gaming for me forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:14, Reply)
I'm often reminded of that game
when on my fifth wank of the morning.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:16, Reply)
5 wanks in one morning?
Do you count it as a new wank if you get bored and wonder off to watch a bit of Loose Women and them come back to it later on? Or is that the same one?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:30, Reply)
They made one of your life movie (watch this one, I reckon you'll like it)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UatNNZQASyI
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:34, Reply)
Roll around in your own droppings you fat paki yid chink

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:17, Reply)
dunno who you are soz but I'd appreciate it if you never posted again pl0x kthxbai

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:18, Reply)
i'm going to a pub quiz
it includes a doodle round

you should come, you're good at drawing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:18, Reply)
yeah right
I bet you just sit in a bus shelter pouring meths through a loaf of bread and sobbing into your adult nappy
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Beer, joint, records.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:18, Reply)
aren't the Swiss funny?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:23, Reply)
read a good book
have a cup of tea
have a wank
sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:24, Reply)
books are for faggots
tea is cunt
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:29, Reply)
then you are wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Get a cheap flight here and come drinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:33, Reply)
A few cans and some LOUD music
That's my plan too - apart from the cans, I'm going to kill a couple of bottles of wine instead.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Cook something decent that you can freeze as well as eat this evening. Doesn't have to be something expensive.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:40, Reply)
Make a big batch of food that you can use for lunches this week.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:43, Reply)
Fuck him. He's fucked off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:44, Reply)
I hope his dick rots off

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:49, Reply)
+ again.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:50, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXgyt0lI4xA
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:58, Reply)
I'm not clicking that, might be a virus or something. Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:59, Reply)
BOGGLE SOLITAIRE!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:50, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:50, Reply)
playing boggle. Alone.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)
does that involve playing cards with your dick?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:51, Reply)
I think that would be micro solitaire.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:54, Reply)
it's just playing boggle on your own.
filthy perverted mind of yours. Start humping some sort of welding geek and your mind is in the gutter.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)
grinding, windy, grinding
you can replace which ever word you like with that.

playing boggle on your own still sounds rude
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:12, Reply)
Go to your shed and make something
unless you're some sort of slack jawed part man part pansy who doesn't have a shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:07, Reply)
he lives in a flat in London,
where is he going to put a shed?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:08, Reply)
In his bathroom, where northerners keep their coal.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:11, Reply)
why would you put coal in a bathroom?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Coz it messes up the sheets

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)
I used to live under those conditions. I wasn't happy.

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:18, Reply)
are you happy now?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:21, Reply)
Prozac happy.

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:41, Reply)
He is a pansy and he has the audacity to be negative about my amazing shed. The wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:08, Reply)
this from someone who doesn't even own a parrot

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:08, Reply)
I've got a double garage but no shed - and I'm all man.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)

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