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Love the frist comment on thiswww.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/fat-girl-rodeo-and-pull-a-pig-games-the-banter-shag-lads-need-to-grow-up-8531278.html
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:22,
133 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
First lol of the dayWell, first half-smile of the day, which is going some
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it's true, fat ugly chicks and drunken "lads" are only going to be around in real shit hole clubs.(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Also fucking hellb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post194704
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:38,
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the word "mauve" has no place in writing, I agree entirely.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:40,
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That was way too much reading for just 'had a wank lol'(
Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:40,
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I was going to ask the same question that Kroney did.We don't get so much erotic fiction on off topice these days.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:42,
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Or not topice?That is the questione.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:44,
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You all sicken me, women should be treated as if they were equal to men, ban this sick filth etc.(
Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:29,
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Women in large groups out on the town are far worse
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:31,
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they always be up in your face, raping your people(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:31,
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Yep that happened to me once when I was 17Working as a glass collector in a city center pub, a Hen party came in and almost stripped all my clothes off me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:38,
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they leave tealights and tampins EVERYWHERE(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:02,
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Feminists LOVE it when you turn around and call them out on their blatent Misandry.JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A PENIS IT DOESN'T MEAN I ONLY LIKE THINGS I WANT TO FUCK
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:45,
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Yeah!I've fucked loads of people that I haven't liked.
MAN POWER
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Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:47,
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I'd even go as far as to say it's irrelivent ! (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:48,
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Any hole's a goal right lads?OI OI
LIVIN IT LARGE
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:51,
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Fuck, I dunno why I keep clicking on Independent "opinion" linksa) It's always sancimonious horseshit and b) it always fucks up my history/back/fowards thing with a million ad.doubleclick addresses.
mind you, that first comment is class.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:31,
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The indy website seems to take fucking ages to load compared to any other news website.(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)
It's got loads of embedded links or some other shit I don't understandbecause I'm tied to IE at work, if I click to the link and then try and go back, I have a million ad.doubleclick or some bollocks addresses to go through to try and get back to here.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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download chrome, it doesn't seem to respect company "no downloads" security measures(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:36,
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I run Chrome inside frames (or something I don't understand either)to ensure that gmail works properly. Doesn't help with this issue
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:37,
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I'm going to blog angrily about this.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:33,
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I've already had gazzes from AA and Darth.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:36,
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What irritates me about it, is that the columnist is absolutely right.However, she takes a sanctimonious, holier than thou attitude that's two or three intellectual steps away from saying "boys are SO immature" and it really fucking grates.
Typical ugly lesbian.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:36,
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She's rightexcept that it's far from just blokes that do this, groups of pissed immature women are just as bad.
Conclusion "some people are childish fucktards" .. there's no need to tar it with the misogyny brush, but then it wouldn't be "controversial" would it?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:38,
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You don't need to tell me, I've walked into bars at the tail end of Ann Summer's nights.I don't like the brand of feminism that seems to think "women = good, men = bad". They never seem to understand that it's every bit as sexist as the conventions they try to bring down and I'm seeing more than a hint of it in her column.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:40,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1898734
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:48,
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Yeah, same thing happened to me.I've never had my cock groped so much since. Not even that time I wandered into a gay pride march.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:50,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:58,
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AND HOW COME THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS 'WHITE HISTORY MONTH'?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:13,
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That's not the same.All of history is white history month by default. It's heavily biased and needs correcting.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:15,
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Yes the history of female circumcision and hut-building is not focussed upon half enough for my liking.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:16,
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AND HOW COME THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS 'LOOSE MEN' ON ITV DAYTIME TELLY?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:16,
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They're too busy and important to spend all morning chatting shit.(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Because men usually aren't sitting around the house doing the ironing all daywondering where it all went wrong and in desperate need of the pretence that it's a choice they, and not their husbands, made for them?
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Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:21,
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can someone tell me what it said. The mobile site has no comments, and I can't see how to get to the full site. I don't want to miss a good lol.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:37,
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It says "fat/ugly women wouldn't be let into good clubs so this problem doesn't happen"(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)
well, yeah, fat people aren't really people, so they aren't allowed in. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:40,
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Pull a Pig was mentioned(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:39,
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Classic trolling WindyScoobydont 41 minutes ago
"Fortunately good clubs won't allow fat/ugly girls in so this problem is cut from the source. I would hate to witness such distasteful behaviour"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:45,
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A good shag would sort her outUgly jealous bitch
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:43,
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Lesbian. Openly admits to going out with a fat bird in the article.Fucking shameless.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:43,
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Any article that mentions 'rape culture' is always going to be full of feminist rubbish.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:47,
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Said a rapist, yesterday.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:49,
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A quote further down the pageYour comment about sex not being degrading to women is hilarious. What do you do? Make love? Please! Who actually makes love in 2013 apart from librarians or people who work in an animal shelter.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:49,
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And people wonder why I don't like going out...I'm not going to risk being harpooned again.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:55,
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Gets a bit boring after the first 78 times eh?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:55,
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There's a bumper crop of erotic art available for sale here:www.ebay.co.uk/sch/thedoctorwhoguide2012/m.html?_nkw&_armrs=1&_from&_ipg&_trksid=p3686
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:57,
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OH GOD OH GOD OH GODwww.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fake-Dot-Branning-Nude-Photograph-/130868385267?pt=UK_DVD_Film_TV_Autographs_CV&hash=item1e785d15f3
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:23,
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Also, who proofread that fucking article?"something two people who to do together."
Sack her subeditor.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:58,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1898463
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:16,
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I made a spelling error earlier & compounded it by c&p'ing the typo a few times.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:22,
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It's a bad day when you're relying on Chompy to prop up your schick Monters.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:40,
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You're just a slave to the grind.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:50,
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I always mix him up with giles brandreth(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:16,
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Errr I shan't be going to any of *your* sex parties then(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:23,
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She's a strange one.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:24,
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She isA little more right wing than I feel comfortable with. Still would though, obviously.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:32,
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what's the name of that shouty conservative woman whose often on question time? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:35,
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I like her. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:38,
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www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/eightyearold-boy-marries-61yearold-woman-because-the-ghost-of-his-grandfather-told-him-to-do-so-8528831.html
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:04,
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those crazy darkies. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:22,
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Doesn't really comply with 'half your age plus 7'.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:24,
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Up five, tapping that hoe big time. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:29,
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LOCK EM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!!!!!111ONE!!1These kind of replies always amuse.
Fucking idiot. What is he doing reading The Independant?!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:22,
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I don't know why anyone would read it. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:23,
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What else would you do with it?Chip wrapper I suppose. You could roll it up and swat flies with it. Hmmm....seems that there are more uses for a newspaper than I first thought.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:35,
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I like to use it to mop up oil when changing the oil in my car. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:37,
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well, each to their own I suppose. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:40,
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he had to share his witha one footed pigeon :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:55,
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*taps nose*Papier mache, mate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:42,
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Alright, alright, let's not shout it out to everyone, eh.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:45,
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I made a mask out of papier mache once. It was terrible.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:48,
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Of course it was.You should never cover that pretty face of yours.
Terrible idea.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:51,
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I know there's not many girls left here, but can we please cut down on the gayness.(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)
I made an Eiffel Tower out of papier mache once. By the end I'd had un oeuf.
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*highfives*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:54,
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