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Ever been tempted to cheat?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:38,
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latest was 12 years ago)
*gamefives*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:39,
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Once at monopoly (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:39,
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Battered’s a cunt!
He’s a big fat cunt!
He’s the biggest cunt in the whole wide world!
He’s a stupid cunt!
If there ever was a cunt!
He’s a cunt to all the boys and girls!
On Monday He’s a cunt,
On Tuesday He’s a cunt,
On Wednesday thru Saturday He’s a cunt!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
He’s a super king kamehameha CUNT!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:39,
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Haha, I swear man I'm not making this up, but when that first "Battered's a cunt" post came up, I was thinking the exact same thing as this.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:55,
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If it stars here for more than 5 mins then this is a good question(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:40,
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MickHucknallolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:40,
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As if anyone here would be daft enough to admit itThey'd get trolled to fuck over it for months
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Slurp(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:41,
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not even when you are high end gaming aginst a small boy from japan and he's racially abusing you on his headset(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:41,
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I play Battlefield 1943*I love listening to the Americans on the Mics. as I blow them out of the sky it's well lol
*Last EA title i will ever buy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:43,
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Fuckin EA and Nestle and Esso, ruining the World(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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Why are EA cunts now?It's going to need to be a fucking good reason to stop me buying FIFA
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They fucked up SimCity with always on DRM and lied that it was intergral to the game.(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
RightI'll be honest mate, they're still going to get my dollar come August
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If they stuff up FIFA in the same way I'll be all vociferous and shitPromise
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happily, if I ever find myself on a bus in Norwich I will know that I have failed at life(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:56,
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Ironically this is incorrectIf you manage to catch a bus in Norwich then I suggest you ask the driver to take you to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, and try hunting down Lord Lucan and Atlantis while you're about it
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The only way for EA to stuff up a game to that extentwould be to make one that blew up your Xbox and raped your cat
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I have multiple accounts on my PS3I would have to pay £8 a pop to play online for each account
GREEDY BASTARDS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:02,
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NOT LISTENING MONKEY BALLS FACE(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:07,
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Battlefield 3, I bought itMy son used the code on his PS3, I tried to play it online and the fuckers want to charge me £8 as he has used the code, GREEDY BASTARDS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:50,
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Try miniclip.com if you want to play games online(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:52,
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The issue is I paid for a brand new game and they want me to pay more to play it online(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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You really are missing the point(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:55,
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This is nakkers version of trolling.and one of the major reasons everyone thinks he's a bent spastic.
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Damn he got me there :(PLUS FUCK EA THE GREEDY BASTARDS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:06,
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jusst trying to give him some advice free online games is what he want's that's what I have provided
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:07,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1900915
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:10,
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There used to be someone on here who threw a cat out of a window once.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:43,
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You're thinking of squirrels.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:45,
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Cats can stay ABOUT from my bins(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:43,
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is this for the wii?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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Until Mrs Cow, many timesTRUFAX - I was a cunt-hungry whore
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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Do you consider paying for sex to be cheating?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:43,
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only if he short changes them(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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not if you kill them afterwards and take you money back(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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all jokes aside, I have never paid for sex.And yes, I would consider it cheating
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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We all know this is like the Hitler diaries.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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Serialised in the Sunday Times?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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I think they changed the name to the princess diaries for the TV show(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:48,
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Well of course it bloody is"Calm down dear, it doesn't count, I kept the receipt"
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VAT receipt I hope(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:48,
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I like to see he smug face after I kick the tosser in the balls(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:52,
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And that laugh.Gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:55,
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His laugh is the sound of an elephant seal being sodomised with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. (, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
I don't know why I have this unrational dislike of Jimmy CarrBut I just do
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:03,
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There a much worse comedian out there I just get the overwhelming feeling of violence whenever I see or here him
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:09,
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Even not as an act of revenge when she kicked you out?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:45,
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Impotentlolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:56,
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Probably making funeral arrangements.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:48,
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Crying into a bag of chips?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:49,
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Good news everyone; there's no Kunt OR Joel in the newsletter this week.It's still full of shit though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:02,
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I tend to view it as a review of things I looked at on the internet the month before(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
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