This is much more like it.
A pal of mine was once grimly making his way to Manor House tube, hung over, on a comedown and v depressed on a Monday morning, going to a job he hated, when he saw 'a pigeon pecking at a nutty shit' and nearly broke down in tears at this metaphor for his life at that time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:52, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Woah
A mate of mine once broke down in tears while watching 'Scrooged'. I asked him if there were any problems he'd like to talk about.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)

His crippling "Bill Murray" terrors perhaps?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Stripesphobia?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I So want that RV

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)

WHY ISN'T BILL MURRAY AS FUNNY AS THAT ANY MORE?!?!?!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Because you touch yourself at night
/ac
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I think he is, he's a genius.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Genius yes, I've loved everything I've seen him in since Broken Flowers
I don't think he's as amusing as he was at his mid-80s best though. Different type of acting now of course, he's not as energetic or zany as he was then. Happened to Steve Martin as well.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I think comedy writing has changed a lot since then.
Quite possibly down to things like The Office and Indy films like Little Miss Sunshine.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I like that film.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Because he's not *actually* funny at all but got lucky with a couple of roles?
Caddyshack, for example is utter shit, despite what people think - and his character in it is quite possibly the worst in it, which is saying something. Whoever thought a 'golf comedy' was going be a good idea needs electrocuting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I like that golf comedy film with Kevin Costner in it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Waterworld

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)

This comment is below Par for you MB

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

I can see you're a bit tee'd off about it, soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I get what you're driving at here

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

For some reason it's only just occurred to me as I read this
that two weeks from today I'm going to have what will be not only my first comedown in over a year, but a cumulative three-day one at that, whilst relying on British Rail to get me home, on April Fool's Day.

FUCK.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)

+ that shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Mrs badmons once saw a manky pigeon in the street and commented on how ugly it was to her friend
It seemed that the pigeon heard her an it forlornly lifted it's head to look at her with it's one remaining eye as if to question why someone would kick a bird hen it was down.

At that moment and taxi slowly rolled over it.

Mrs Badmons felt really guilty
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)

I saw a duck in the middle of the A1
Half of it had been run over and the remaining half was quacking frantically to move out of the way but it was too squished to move itself :o(

I HATE THAT DUCK. IT HAUNTS ME
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Thanks "Cuddles"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

click

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

T was indeed TJ

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

While reading that, I could hear this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZDsUGiGqM
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Whatever happened to Simon Bates.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Yewtree, I expect

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Oh piss

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Currently cowering behind locked doors hoping that officers working on Operation Yewtree don't come a'knocking?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

If you ate meat you'd have been able to post that faster and would thus not look like and Andrew Marr prick.
Just sayin'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Oh man!
I so wish your mrs was on here instead of you. Her stories are about a billion times better than yours.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

:o(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)