My girlfriends just got a job.
Don't know why people are unemployed!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:04, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

maybe they don't want to flash their gash at people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

It's a relativley shitty temp job at head office for a well known retail company.
But she rung up this morning and they offered it to her on the spot and she starts tomorrow.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)

See, that's the spirit of capitilism right there.
In ten years time, she could be running that company, she just has to put the effort in.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I hope it's quicker than that, I want to be a house husband

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Me too.
As long as they don't expect any actual housework to get done.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Exactly, if I do that what's she going to do when she's at home?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Is this her CV?
tinyurl.com/cprdmdn
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I've seen that before. Who puts interests "Rap"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Link doesn't work properly.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Yes it does.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Only if you sign into google docs.
Got it now.

Very funny.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I hadn't seen that before
o_0
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)

*insert titty based joke here*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

The trouble with these people is
They don't want to work
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I think this falls into the catergory of someone who is very very "underemployed" but meh, it's better than being on benifits.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

WHAT!?
But benefits give you a million pounds a week and a gold plated house and if you want more you only have to pop out a kid and they come and lick your feet and build you a skyscraper! Right!?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)

At a quick calculation, she'll get between £150 and £200 a week after tax more than if she was on benifits.
Now if we were both unemployed and got housing benefit and council tax benefit it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to say "work doesn't pay"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)

It would be a stretch.
It might not be a stretch to say that two minimum wage jobs don't pay, but "work" in general, given both your qualifications, clearly would "pay"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)

That's true and even if you have less spare cash at the end of the month if you're working
you're still making it more likely that you're going to get a pay rise/better job than if you're sat on your arse doing fuck all.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Bloody poles, getting people jobs.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Oh well done.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I hate to get all Daily Mail out on here...
... but its not hard to find work if you're good at doing something. And if you still can't find work, make some work up yourself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)