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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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wow, it's hot in here
mind if I take some clothes off?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:25, 155 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
By all means. I have nothing on apart from some 'steampunk' goggles, myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:29, Reply)
burlesque is the only thing shitter than steampunk
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Furries?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Furlesque
I bet that exists
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)
I'm not googling it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)
maybe just google 'labrador in a corset'

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Is that by The Smiths?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Its serious

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I hear ya, brah.
Although someone on here introduced me to the 'delights' that are 'cybergoth' fairly recently - those fellows are certainly contenders. Dear Lord what is wrong with some people?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:33, Reply)
I'm fairly certain these people sit round all day pushing pipe cleaners down their weeholes

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:34, Reply)
I'm fairly certain they can't get the pipe cleaners very far down there
due to some kind of glow-in-the-fucking-dark cock bolt hampering their progress.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)
No I didn't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)
burlesque is stripping with a-levels

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)
+f +t
leve +gir
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)
took me a minute,
but it was worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)
I'd rather you just died.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)
alright WP, I love a bit of christmas
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Me too,
all this snow has got me all christmassy and excited
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:34, Reply)
you must live somewhere utterly shit and rubbish, no snow here

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)
I've got a lovely house, in a lovely part of the country,
if you don't like it, I'm taking you off my Bash list.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)

b3ta.com/calendar/event/24893
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)
When are you coming to London to play, WinP?
Soon, is it not?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:34, Reply)
I am going to be down at the end of the month,
I can't remember the exact dates, but i'll check and let you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)
You'd better.
I've spent ages making a 'welcome WP' banner.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)
I will,
I'll be wearing a smart shirt and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)
if I see it I swear I will fucking rip it to shreds and piss on it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)
It's really just a bit of old bog roll with a skid on it that looks vaguely like a W and P with a stripe of blood down the middle.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)
you are so sweet.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)
are you sure you can get those fishnets off
it's like someone spent an afternoon forcing mince into a crabpot
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:30, Reply)
if you leave them on long enough the skin grows round them and you just absorb them

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Hi lunch!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)
MAKE TODAY BE OVER NOW
I'M BORED AND MY SHOULDER HURTS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)
I like today, today's ace and my shoulder doesn't hurt

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)
my shoulder is also fine, whata fucking loser

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Yup happy to be a fully-fledged member of the OK shoulder gang myself.
Fuck's sake can you believe this guy
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)
my shoulders are in fine fettle, can I join ?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)
No Fogles, soz. I don't make the rules mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)
these shoulders rowed me naked acros the atlantic I'll have you know

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
my shoulders are the best they've been in ages.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)
i need to get back in a gym habit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)

gym Nun's
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)
My shoulders are brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)
ok now what?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)
go eat a bag of dicks?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)
i am quit hungry
but I've left my wallet at home so can't get any food.

I hope I have enough petrol to get home...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)
That's truly riveting.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)
i'm sure you will all lol heartily if I breakdown on the North Circular due to lack of petrol though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)
i would drive round to pick you up
pick you up point and laugh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)
I'd let him come running up to the car then speed off
then park up a few yards down the hard shoulder and watch him come running up again

then speed off

then post the video on youtube
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)
i would watch this
and i would click like like a motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)

c f
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)
well yeah
that's why my car is automatic
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)
I am waiting at the dentists for my appointment
More news as it happens
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)
what's wrong with your teeth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Nothing I hope. Check up innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
my trainee keeps sneezing
soon he will be joining battered at the dentist as i knock all his teeth OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
You're very intolerant aren't you.
You won't let them eat bacon sandwiches, and you won't let them be ill.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)
exactly
meanwhile i had an egg mayo bagel and it smells as if a tramp guffed in here
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)
i was eating chocolate with popping candy in it at the weekend
it was lemon flavoured though, not vanilla.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Is that those wonka bars?
I have not seen those for ages
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
nah, some thorntons thing
there's lemon/white choc, cherry/milk choc, cola/milk choc. the second two suck, the first one is fucking fit.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)
alright rachelswipe
taking that to mean you were performing analingus on a chinaman
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
you're almost right

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)
You fucking stupid cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
language TH,
what would your mother think?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)
I couldn't give a flying cunt what that spastic thinks

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Pity, because she thinks he's a fucking stupid cunt as well.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)
She knows a stupid cunt when she sees one

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)
oh TH,
why?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Trust me
If you knew her, you'd understand
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)
+imot +y

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)
*sorrys*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Teehee

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Cheers.

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Hi hun x
I bought a Variax 300 today. The sounds aren't all that accurate, but it's got a lot of them, so who cares.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)
that sounds like a valium suppository

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)
It does, but the sound smooths out when you turn it down

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)
smoothes

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)
^upset^

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
those are for cunts, throw it in the fucking bin and buy something better

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)
I've got one of those Roland VG things here
it's utterly cunt, you spend more time pissing round scrolling through menus than you do actually making any half-decent sounds with it
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:11, Reply)
I heard a demo of the VG Strat
I was particularly impressed with the 'Strat' sounds. Whatever will they think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)
a VG Strat with a battery that lasts more than 3 hours?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Interesting choice!
What brought you to the 'modelling' guitar idea?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)
It was £160 and I don't already own one
No more reason than that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Decent price
Plus 'I don't already own one' is a perfectly valid reason - probably the main reason for most of my guitar purchases!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)
i hope the parrot thinks your cock is a chew toy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)
he's taking to chewing lumps of wood off Froggy
five fucking quid that cost me and the destructive little prick has ruined it already
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)
£5 for a bit of wood?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)
it's pretty colours
and there's bits of rope on it, parrots well love chewing on bits of rope

they're like kidnap victims in that respect
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)
the budgie had a brush to groom
he fell in love with it and spend hours cuddling it. then he ditched it for a younger mirrored glitter ball thing.

typical bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:11, Reply)
be cheaper to give him a guitar
it would take him ages to chew that shit up
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)
he tries to eat the end of my nice stratocasters while I'm playing, the vicious cunt animal

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)
this i would like to see
also something that is about 6 inches long without its tail cannot possibly be a vicious cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I dunno, Battered upset Purple Doris pretty badly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)
i missed that dramaz

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)
he called her a fat, scrounger who shouldn't be allowed to go to her Granny's funeral and that he earmns more in an hour than she gets from the dole in a week
then he felt guilty and agreed to pay or a Premier inn room where thy could met and he'd perform analingius until she was satisfied
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)
what is it about this place and shit motels?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)
The whole thing was a set up so that he could end up paying her for sex.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)
it was some classic internet bullying/grooming

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I might get a loudspeaker and stand outside the job centre telling people they're workshy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
So did you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)
He backed off in time to allow you to take all the blame.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I did notice that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)
to be fair, I didn't look up her photo and call he a fat munter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Which I think you will find
is fairly inaccurate anyway x
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:14, Reply)
it really is fucking hot up here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)
It was fucking freezing in herrrrrrre
But I have coffee and a Twirl and everything is now OK with the world
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Anyone else having issues with O2 today?
My texts aren't sending and I can't make calls.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)
no
also: I don't care
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:16, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)
I'm surprised you can get a mobile signal anywhere with all the interference from your rugger shirt collars.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)
they act like a dish, I can sometimes hear Al JAzeera in my teeth :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Well you should care. That's all I'm prepared to say at this time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)
no
but ever since orange went to "everything everywhere", it's been utterly shite
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Agreed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Nope, working fine for me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)
One my staff is on o2 as well, he also had issues sending texts this morning.,
I just called them from a landline and asked if they had any issues in my area. They 'don't know'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)
It's been a while.
Hello.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)
+ since I showered

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Just kidding
Fuck off Freefair.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)
he wasn't called freefair a moment ago

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)
No, I had no idea who it was when I first responded.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I don't mean it, Freef.
How is the working class Tory life, up there in Wolverhampton?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Doing alright. I've competed most of my pending obligations for the next 6 months until I am shoved out into the world of higher education.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)
You'll be out just in time for Labour to have started to fix the crap the coalition has shovelled into the ecconomys mouth
So you may even get a job!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Unlikely, If Labour really do change for the better, fix the economy and run up zero extra debt
I'm willing to give them one term.
If they still behave in the same way they did between 2001-2010,
greetings Canada.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Hey Freef
Come into my new thread.
There's some older men who wish to groom you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Alright FreeFair

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Go eat a bag of dicks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Jesus, thank god you're back

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Hows your favourite party handling the economy today FreeFair?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Better than any socialist could.
Cyprus was run by socialists.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)
So's the Netherlands and Germany.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Sort of true.
I've actually got nothing against Scandanavian, Australian, German, US or Dutch social democratic parties, It's specifically UK Labour and the southern european leftists I have an aversion to.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Better than any socialist could

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Better than ANDREW MARR could!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I don't know who you are, go eat a bag of dicks

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I might go see that new Oz film this week.
Cool eh?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)
No way, man!
Can I tell people I know you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)
jut cos you've got a lady boner for James Franco

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I would like to take mila kunis to the cinema if you know what I mean.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)
i do
you would like to her to the cinema and watch a movie, maybe eat some popcorn. Sounds nice
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Gaz AA for tips on stealing sweets.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I smuggled a bottle of Fursty Ferret into the cinema last time I went

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I slipped four fingers into your mum last time I went.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)

our ish
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)

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