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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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oh internet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:25, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
And what, exactly, were you searching for when you found this?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:28, Reply)
i presumed that the user number frank referred to was one of his old accounts
but i was nosy so i went to check. and this was on it. and the rest is gross clotty history.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1904717
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:31, Reply)
pfffffft

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:34, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4146072
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)
what

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)
the

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)
actual

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)
I NO RITE

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:55, Reply)
not even an AMPLESPONGE could wipe my mind clean now

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:01, Reply)
I bet she's got some of those in her other pocket

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:03, Reply)
used ones

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:03, Reply)
the best sort

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:05, Reply)
she was all kinds of wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:56, Reply)
fucking disgusting
who puts.... THAT.... in their POCKET?

why?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:01, Reply)
you're getting very defensive about this, is there anything you want to tell us?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:04, Reply)
no
she should suck them clean and re-use them, like normal people
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:05, Reply)
oh badger

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:30, Reply)
that's exactly what i thought
this place has clearly civilised him
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:34, Reply)
I guess he knows better than to get sucked into discussions like that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:37, Reply)
you reckon?
b3ta.com/talk/2084537
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:07, Reply)
wrong badger
i meant the mighty one. fuck-all could civilise the amorous one.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:08, Reply)
ewww
'I'm dropping clots so there's no way I'm touching myself with bare hands'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)
see frank's link above
i feel sick
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)
but slightly aroused amirite

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:55, Reply)
you are totally and utterly wrong
go back to furtive wanking in front of the television, hoping that momo is asleep
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:01, Reply)
I don't own a television

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:01, Reply)
better borrow froggy then

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:01, Reply)
Momo's eating my plums

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:06, Reply)
greedy little fucker, isn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:07, Reply)
he doesn't swallow
he just chews them til the juice comes out
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:08, Reply)
you should have gone for a higher class bird

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:11, Reply)
Like an emu?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:12, Reply)
do they swallow?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:13, Reply)
there is no better parrot than the Momo bird

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:13, Reply)
this has the elements of truth to it
i will accept this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:17, Reply)
WHATTHEFUCKARRRGGGH
ANDFURTHERARRRGHATTHESUBSEQUENTLINK
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:09, Reply)
hahaha
it broke kroney's eyes
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:11, Reply)
I heard they were already broken

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:12, Reply)
left his glasses on the met line
he don't got no glasses no more
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:12, Reply)
now if only he'd do the same with his cardigran

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:13, Reply)
I suspect this wasn't a typo.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:13, Reply)
you know it wasn't
i texted the same witticism to you about 15 times this morning
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)
Actually, I didn't notice.
But thanks.

No really.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:16, Reply)
heh heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:16, Reply)
OMG speaking of which
I mentioned divorcing woman? You wouldn't believe the texts I've been getting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:18, Reply)
make sure your GIRLFRIEND doesn't find the phone then!
gee, i hope they're not testing you...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:20, Reply)
Not my girlfriend.
But I might put a pin on it anyway. Not that I think she'll go looking, but after the ex did it I'm not terribly trusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:21, Reply)
Or body

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:14, Reply)
Vampire tea bags innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:11, Reply)
no, she specifically says she doesn't use those
these are great big fat nappies

full of blood and body matter and probably hair

since anyone who carries jamrags around will not be up there on the hair maintenance either
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:12, Reply)
ARRRRGH

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:13, Reply)
You're quite squeamish aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)
it's perfectly natural
clots and hairs and stuff

like squashed blackberries
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)
I was eating my dinner when embarrassing bodies came on a guy
Had half his duly king face missing eye socket to lower jaw on one side, I could see his tongue flapping about inside....
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:17, Reply)
why is that embarrassing?
it's fucked, it's unfortunate, it's horrifying. but embarrassing? no.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:20, Reply)
Actually no. Not when the reality is presented.
Blood, menstrual and otherwise is fine with me.

It's the language. The gleefully salacious language.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:17, Reply)
who the fuck presents their "reality" to you?
oh uxbridge
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:19, Reply)
I have my red wings.
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:20, Reply)
i thought that was taking someone's virginity?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:22, Reply)
That's white.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:23, Reply)

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