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fuck me, that was an insufferably dull thread
What's the biggest thing you've ever set fire to? Ever been bitten by a wild animal? Wasn't Hitler great? What's your favourite film that has nothing to do with Star Wars?
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:14,
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The planet Earth
WHEN I WAS BORN
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:15,
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yeah, you're not making sense soz
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:19,
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nah,it was always burning
since the world's been turning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:19,
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Just you and me Frank
Let's talk shoes
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:19,
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Doc Martens, every fucking time
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:19,
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Durable
Is that what you look for in a woman?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:20,
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I like her to be oil, fat, acid, petrol and alkali resistant
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:21,
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and with 18 eye holes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:22,
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Your bedroom must be quite a sight
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:24,
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it sounds like a mc donald's theme dungeon
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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don't you fucking judge me
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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i live near the Doc Martens factory.
The shop there sells every shoe for £20 every boot for £30. I need to go get a few pairs soon.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:26,
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There's a B3th-style living to be made from that
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:27,
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Almost certainly.
but i can't be arsed with that.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:29,
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You never know what they're going to have in at any time though.
There's a mix of prototypes, end of line stuff and seconds.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:32,
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they sell them individually?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:27,
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I once set fire to a hill
cat/dog/gerbil/fish/goose
alright I suppose
Point Break
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:20,
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A wild gerbil?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:21,
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yep, in Mexico
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:21,
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Keanu Reeves Pushes A Leaky Biro Down His Weehole
/ac
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:27,
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I'm now getting targeted shed adverts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:21,
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You lucky man.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:23,
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I found out today I can get a 10% discount through work at shedsdirect.com and shedstore.com
also cutlerydrawer.co.uk
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:31,
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you are all so fucking jel right now
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:33,
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I once set fire to a massive copse of trees in Seaburn Dene
I've bitten a shrew once
Fairly
The Usual Suspects
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:22,
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A carpet, I think.
I got bitten by a spider last summer.
In a sense, yes.
I quite like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, can't guarantee there is no Star Wars connection.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:23,
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I'm going home now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:24,
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yeah, me an all in a min
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:26,
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Brad Dourif was in that, he's been in a lot of low-rent science fiction bollocks
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:25,
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he is not stephen dorff
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:37,
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hey, he was in Blade, that makes him ok by me
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:41,
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I watched a couple of the Child's Play movies quite recently
HTH
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:38,
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's Play porn
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:42,
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OH HAHA CHILD PORN, I GET IT
prick
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:43,
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^upset^
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:47,
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lol
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:53,
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still waiting to hear what your favourite film is, I'm betting it's Van Helsing
or League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
y'know, something really fucking highbrow
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:55,
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You prick
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:57,
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I only watch Danish arthouse, soz
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:58,
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Danish arthouse BELGIAN NONCESNUFF
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:59,
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Anal in Anderlecht is a cinematic tour de force, I'll have you know
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:01,
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is that the one about the jailbait jew girl and the house plant?
/ac
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:07,
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I bet it's The Mummy Returns.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:58,
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Hey, I think that's going to be on ITV2 sometime soon
A mate of mine told me they've got rights to the UK premier. WELL excited!!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:00,
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ITV2, your guarantee of cinematic quality
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:03,
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They show The Wedding Date all the time Frank
You should check it out
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:04,
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don't try peddling your underage filth to me you kiddy fiddling monster
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:11,
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See above
Got chased across a field by a goat once
I liked his early work
Avengers
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:25,
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A barbecue.
No.
No.
Leon.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:27,
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Leon - cracking film
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:27,
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+one off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:27,
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pedo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:27,
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Not much for his people to choose from is there
The correct answer is Amelie anyway
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:28,
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Banilue 13
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:45,
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textbook
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:29,
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is that the one about the jailbait jew girl and the house plant?
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:28,
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Nah that's Little Shop of Horrors
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:29,
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just cos he stole your country
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:29,
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Only the bits that didn't collaborate.
Life lesson there, kids.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:32,
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My pal Si burnt down a barn full of hay when he was about 12
Nah
Fucking right he was
Performance
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:28,
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christ, where do you live, inside a Famous Five book?
I wouldn't know where to find a "barn" if you put a gun to my head
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:32,
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you'll find them in the "countryside" on a "farm" which is where nommy baconz come from
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:33,
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countryside, that's the green stuff that smells of cow shit right?
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:34,
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No, I live in London's East End.
However - and this is the complicated bit -
I used to live in the countryside!. I realise that it's hard to comprehend, if you've spent your life in a pleurisy-ridden coalmining shithole in the impoverished north - but down south you can actually get plants to grow. This includes 'grass' which is used to make 'hay' - incredibly this stuff is still used in agriculture today!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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tl;dr
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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tl:dr
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:47,
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I once set fire to some bins at school and it spread
No but the missus has been bitten by a lion (cub) if that counts,
At least he tried to finish a race
At the moment I am going with Tucker and Dale vs Evil, but it changes from time to time.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:31,
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stay about from school bins
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:32,
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never seen those so I'm changing your answer to Mars Needs Moms and fining you £50
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:33,
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I have never seen your answer
so I am changing it to Iron Sky and fining your £100
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:37,
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Moon Nazis Lolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:40,
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A stack of straw bales (aged 9)
A monkey (when in Kathmandu)
Top chap
Trading Places
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:34,
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There’s a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Kathmandu
Trading Places is properly shit, soz
except when Jamie Lee Curtis gets her bazonkas out
if you're into hermaphrodites that is
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:37,
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WRONG
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:38,
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it's super weird in True Lies where she does that striptease in the middle of the film and looks all like a man and everthing
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:38,
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Jamie Lee Curtis is, was and ever shall be
a right old minger.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:40,
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Nah she's hot. Especially in a fish called wanda.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:40,
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No she isn't, she's a minger.
The only thing she's got going for her at all are her tits. Which are pretty good. Take those away and you've got David Bowie.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:41,
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think you're getting confused with Tilda Swinton there
god knows I was
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:43,
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Tilda Swinton is enough to turn a man gay.
And if she puts a pair of jeans on, enough to turn him straight again.
Androgyny. Not hot.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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she's the only woman I'd go gay for
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:53,
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She's a tricky wank and no mistake.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:54,
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Better than that poster's flesh shitting granny
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:57,
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THAT poster has a name, you know
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:58,
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I couldn't remember soz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:59,
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Probably not important, anyway.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:00,
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I think she's rice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:55,
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haha, you must be a faggot
/ac
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:59,
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Who isn't?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:40,
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A bonfire
No, but I've been pecked by ducks
He was an excellent orator
Boondock Saints
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:36,
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thing with Willem Defoe is
I must have seen 20 of his films and I still don't know who he is
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:38,
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He's got a weird face
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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He's got those weird little peg teeth
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:59,
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Yeah right, like I'm fucking telling you what my favourite ANYTHING is, just so you can say it's shit
You're a fucking cunt, Frank. A FUCKING. CUNT.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:40,
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haha, you sad, sad, deeply pathetic sack of shit
/ac
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:42,
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hey.
I'm selling my car, do you want it?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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Will it drive me to Paris and back?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:45,
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I'd take you all the way
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:59,
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Fucking hell
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:01,
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An effigy of Pavarotti,
Nope.
Not really no.
Phantom Menace.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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I've forgotten what the questions were so I'm just going to call you a wanker
you wanker
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:45,
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A sideloader
There was this one girl called Sasha she was both wild & an animal
A fucking nut but a great politician
Hard Boiled
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:45,
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loader arse
Oh, hi, Nakers.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:46,
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Tee hee

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:47,
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Kroney have you ever dated anyone called Jessica?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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nup
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:49,
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Ha ha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:50,
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Ohhhhh
THAT Jessica.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:51,
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tee hee
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:52,
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I thought Kroney liked Star Trek?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:57,
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A garage -unintentionally!
Yes, a horse on Dartmoor.
Delightful chap, a bit obsessive though.
Blade Runner
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:18,
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I like the bit where the sturdy woman runs through all the windows and she's clearly got the wrong wig on
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:13,
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hitler clearly had a few good points
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:20,
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alright SSG
you properly fancy him you do
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:13,
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he was hot wasnt he,
fitler
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:23,
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And taller than Battered TRUFAX
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:26,
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wait didnt realise this was a specialist forum for short people
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:46,
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This womans hair when she stopped in front of me at a concert.
No.
No. he was a bit weird. His perfect specimen was the exact opposite of what he looked like. Issues.
Too many to choose from. The film I've watched the most is Muriel's Wedding. Campy. I like Aussie humour
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:24,
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sounds faggoty, please don't reply to any more of my posts, don't want to catch bum parasites from you kthxbai
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:14,
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Cheers.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:50,
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