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fuck me, that was an insufferably dull threadWhat's the biggest thing you've ever set fire to? Ever been bitten by a wild animal? Wasn't Hitler great? What's your favourite film that has nothing to do with Star Wars?
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nah,it was always burningsince the world's been turning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:19,
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it sounds like a mc donald's theme dungeon(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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i live near the Doc Martens factory.The shop there sells every shoe for £20 every boot for £30. I need to go get a few pairs soon.
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There's a B3th-style living to be made from that(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:27,
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You never know what they're going to have in at any time though.There's a mix of prototypes, end of line stuff and seconds.
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I once set fire to a hillcat/dog/gerbil/fish/goose
alright I suppose
Point Break
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:20,
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I found out today I can get a 10% discount through work at shedsdirect.com and shedstore.comalso cutlerydrawer.co.uk
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:31,
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you are all so fucking jel right now(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:33,
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I once set fire to a massive copse of trees in Seaburn DeneI've bitten a shrew once
Fairly
The Usual Suspects
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:22,
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A carpet, I think.I got bitten by a spider last summer.
In a sense, yes.
I quite like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, can't guarantee there is no Star Wars connection.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:23,
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Brad Dourif was in that, he's been in a lot of low-rent science fiction bollocks(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
he is not stephen dorff(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:37,
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I watched a couple of the Child's Play movies quite recentlyHTH
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:38,
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still waiting to hear what your favourite film is, I'm betting it's Van Helsing or League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
y'know, something really fucking highbrow
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:59,
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Anal in Anderlecht is a cinematic tour de force, I'll have you know(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:01,
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is that the one about the jailbait jew girl and the house plant?/ac
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Hey, I think that's going to be on ITV2 sometime soonA mate of mine told me they've got rights to the UK premier. WELL excited!!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:00,
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They show The Wedding Date all the time FrankYou should check it out
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:04,
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don't try peddling your underage filth to me you kiddy fiddling monster(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:11, Reply)
See aboveGot chased across a field by a goat once
I liked his early work
Avengers
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Not much for his people to choose from is thereThe correct answer is Amelie anyway
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Nah that's Little Shop of Horrors(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:29,
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Only the bits that didn't collaborate.Life lesson there, kids.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:32,
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My pal Si burnt down a barn full of hay when he was about 12Nah
Fucking right he was
Performance
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:28,
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christ, where do you live, inside a Famous Five book?I wouldn't know where to find a "barn" if you put a gun to my head
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you'll find them in the "countryside" on a "farm" which is where nommy baconz come from(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:33,
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countryside, that's the green stuff that smells of cow shit right?(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)
No, I live in London's East End.However - and this is the complicated bit - I used to live in the countryside!. I realise that it's hard to comprehend, if you've spent your life in a pleurisy-ridden coalmining shithole in the impoverished north - but down south you can actually get plants to grow. This includes 'grass' which is used to make 'hay' - incredibly this stuff is still used in agriculture today!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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I once set fire to some bins at school and it spreadNo but the missus has been bitten by a lion (cub) if that counts,
At least he tried to finish a race
At the moment I am going with Tucker and Dale vs Evil, but it changes from time to time.
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never seen those so I'm changing your answer to Mars Needs Moms and fining you £50(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)
I have never seen your answerso I am changing it to Iron Sky and fining your £100
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Moon Nazis Lolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:40,
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A stack of straw bales (aged 9)
A monkey (when in Kathmandu)
Top chap
Trading Places
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:34,
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There’s a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of KathmanduTrading Places is properly shit, soz
except when Jamie Lee Curtis gets her bazonkas out
if you're into hermaphrodites that is
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it's super weird in True Lies where she does that striptease in the middle of the film and looks all like a man and everthing(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:38,
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Jamie Lee Curtis is, was and ever shall bea right old minger.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:40,
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No she isn't, she's a minger.The only thing she's got going for her at all are her tits. Which are pretty good. Take those away and you've got David Bowie.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:41,
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think you're getting confused with Tilda Swinton theregod knows I was
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Tilda Swinton is enough to turn a man gay.And if she puts a pair of jeans on, enough to turn him straight again.
Androgyny. Not hot.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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Better than that poster's flesh shitting granny(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:57,
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A bonfireNo, but I've been pecked by ducks
He was an excellent orator
Boondock Saints
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:36,
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thing with Willem Defoe isI must have seen 20 of his films and I still don't know who he is
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Yeah right, like I'm fucking telling you what my favourite ANYTHING is, just so you can say it's shitYou're a fucking cunt, Frank. A FUCKING. CUNT.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:40,
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hey. I'm selling my car, do you want it?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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An effigy of Pavarotti, Nope.
Not really no.
Phantom Menace.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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I've forgotten what the questions were so I'm just going to call you a wanker you wanker
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A sideloaderThere was this one girl called Sasha she was both wild & an animal
A fucking nut but a great politician
Hard Boiled
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:45,
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Tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:47,
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Sure?sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/562305_630771723618951_1237709692_n.jpg
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Ha ha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:50,
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A garage -unintentionally!Yes, a horse on Dartmoor.
Delightful chap, a bit obsessive though.
Blade Runner
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I like the bit where the sturdy woman runs through all the windows and she's clearly got the wrong wig on(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:13, Reply)
hitler clearly had a few good points(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:20,
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And taller than Battered TRUFAX(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:26,
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wait didnt realise this was a specialist forum for short people(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:46,
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This womans hair when she stopped in front of me at a concert.No.
No. he was a bit weird. His perfect specimen was the exact opposite of what he looked like. Issues.
Too many to choose from. The film I've watched the most is Muriel's Wedding. Campy. I like Aussie humour
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:24,
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sounds faggoty, please don't reply to any more of my posts, don't want to catch bum parasites from you kthxbai(, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:14, Reply)
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