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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Let’s just talk a little more about the Island
Can I have Jamaica and just have all the other residents moved off?
If so I would be self-sufficient and not require the three things
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
No, she went of her own accordzzzzzzzz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)
No, Jamaica isn't deserted you cheat.
If we could do that I could just say, move every fucker off Australia or something
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Yeah can I have 'the British Isles' please?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)
i wouldn't mind a bit of cuba
if it were sitting empty, like
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)
It has an excellent healthcare system
*internet lies*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)
xenophobe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
If I could choose any island, it wouldn't be this cold, drizzly one.
Maybe Antigua.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
thanks to the panama canal I feel i can choose the North American continent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Hm, how large can we go?
Because Eurasia and Africa are all surrounded by water.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)
YM large

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Is she surrounded by water?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Sometimes.
We have to float her down the canal to get her to fat club.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)

canal wide deep river
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Can't go over it
Can't go under it
OH NO!
We've got to go through it!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I hate that book.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
stumble trip

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
The stage show is even worse.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
He he
I loved "Bear Hunt" my son always used to look at the last picture and say "Dad he only wanted to play"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Your son is clearly an idiot.
Bears are vicious creatures who would rip him limb from limb.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
I bet you are a fun dad at story time
"I'm not reading you this, BECAUSE IT CAN'T FUCKING HAPPEN, so here is an extract from Tree Hugger monthly"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Really, how dull. I think the British Isles are fucking lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Apart from all the forrins

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
It's like little Bangladesh round my way. Can't move for the little blighters.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
I think PJ meant everyone north of Bude.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Pretty much

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
He never mentioned Scientology?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
I'll have the falklands then give them to Argentina, for trolling obvz.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
They belong to the argies anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
No that's YM

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
My mum is Cristina Fernández de Kirchner

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Mother to a battered boy, maker of carrot based pastries
She will have her vengeance in this life, or the next
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
You killed my father, prepare to die

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
clicks

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
yeah but they voted to be English, so that's that innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
If Cornwall voted to be Cornish we'd still get told to fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
fuck off
/joinsin
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I'd let you go, then reinvade
then I'd build myself a second home out of carrots
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
If Cornwall voted to be independent, we'd let you.
and then all line up along the Devon border and point and laugh as you slowly descended back into barbarism.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
TOPICLOL!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Lilt

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
and just have all the other residents moved off?
Read what I typed
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
It specified Desert Island
not inhabited island but you can tell them all to move off
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
*facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Facepalm all you want, you're being a mong.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
This is Trolling Nakers style :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)
i ent dun nuffin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

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