NO. No, no, no.
That was ALL WRONG, stop it. NO WATCH CHAT for pity's sake.

EDIT: Words you hate. I cannot abide 'webinar' and also 'winceyette' makes me feel sick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:47, 195 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fuck I had a great thread can you add some of my questions to this thread?
And FIIIIRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT Fogsey you LOSER
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

What are your questions?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Well that thread went well
Can we just get back to calling each other cunts?

Alt: can we just get back to calling each other prick?

Alt:alt: can we just get back to calling each other wanker?

It was going to be the best thread EVAH
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)

You cunt Harters

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

You prick Harters.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

You wanker Harters.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Dunno about the best thread ever, but I rather enjoyed that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Ouch

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I'm already down
Kindly stop kicking me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Soz HH that would have been a frightful thread

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:54, Reply)

I have three watches.
Two formal, one casual.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I like you dozer,
But it's this sort of post that has you labeled as "fucking bent" a lot of the time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)

He gets off on it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)

We should do some more desk chat.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Great idea!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Oh I've got a webinar in a minute, the program we use shows what tabs we're looking at while the webinar is on so I should probably log out.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I think 'webinar' is the worst word ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:54, Reply)

RIGHT 'SHIT WORDS' IS THE QUESTION FOR THIS THREAD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

"upskilling" and "going forward"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

worse than 'guesstimate'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)

NE-ERR, WALLY!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Posting in this thread
And putting dozer on 2.0
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

HAHA!
If we all put him on 2.0, then we'd all be sad losers.

But it would be funny.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

WOO-OOO HE-LLO? YOU'RE A WALLY!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Where?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Hahah what's funny is that he can't read this because I have him on 2.0 THE MASSIVE WALLY!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I LOGGED OUT JUST TO POST THIS REPLY!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

NOT BOTHERED HERE, YOU TITANIC WALLY!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I'M NOT BOVVERED EITHER!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I hate the portmanteau 'Chillax'. Ghastly.
Also the words 'Plumdozer', 'Al' and 'Nakers'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Portmanteaus are usuall fucking awful.
Sorry , 'fawful'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)

'portmanteaux'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)

A large travelling bag?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

'wally'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)

but you have a five grand watch

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)

What relevance does this have to the question?
wanker
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

are you calling me a cunt?
I thought we were tight
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I've never heard of 'winceyette'

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)

It's a type of fabric.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I didn't realise you were gay!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)

He didn't push back, did he?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Gusset.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I love a bit of gusset

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)

The word makes me cringe and do a little sick.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)

gusset
Keeper of the bleeze
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Always with the hate, with you.
What's wrong with a nice thread about words you like, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Fuck that, he'd be talking to himself about coke and Hawkfart or whatever they're called.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Upskilling

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Any office bollocks
Blue Sky Thinking
Do Lunch
Think Outside The Box

Fuck off, and when you get there, fuck off again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

"Synergies"
Just say 'redundancies', you cock-muffin.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Lovin' cock muffin

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Cheers. I devised it this morning whilst in a 90 minute teleconference.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

If only you'd been in a 'webinar'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:11, Reply)

After 90 mins I was close to tears. If it had been a webinar I'd have beaten myself to death with my mouse.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Really?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1910114
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Thnx bbz xxx

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)

I did a proper lol at the first picture in this article.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21856915
Yeahhhh you look great love
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)

for a fat bird

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)

She's not actually at all fat, she's just got a shit bit of home made clothing on that makes her look fat
She has, however, got a face that makes bats crash.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Ha ha
Never heard that one before

Well played
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Speaking of which, where is that Emvee chap?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

He now believes he is Jesus, so he's probably trying to stick lego up Mary Magdelene.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

She loves it, the slaaaag

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Virgin on the ridiculous

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)

"feel the love of our lord. FEEL IT"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)

What the fuck is winceyette?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1910074
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

It's a type of Fabric DUUUUUHhhhhh

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Right
And what's Monty's problem with this word?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Something about the sound of it makes me feel ill,
like when I hear Michael York's voice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Fair enough
It's combinations of words that wind me up so was thinking that might be what it was. Like "amazeballs"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Is it the 'ette' ending that you have a problem with?
Only you have previously complained about 'serviette'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

What a twette

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)

GAAAARGH
That is the most horrible, horrible word. The sort of word you hear when you're in someone's 'lounge', sat on a 'couch'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:16, Reply)

My old dear always used to say 'kitchenette'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)

NO NO NO NO NO

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)

see below

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)

We have found Monty's Kryptonite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)

That and bathing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)

And fiscal responsibility.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)

And sobriety

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)

granted, but what word would you use instead of "serviette"?
Isn't it a specific term for a small napkin made of paper?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I assume the Boyce family have monogrammed napkins, negating the need for serviettes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Presumably even if he can avoid encountering them
he must accept the need for a word for them. If only to warn his children about them?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)

'Paper napkin' of course.
FFS it's not hard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)

I was brought up to believe that a napkin is specifically larger than a serviette
ignoring the issue of material of construction. You uncouth oik.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/winceyette
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

ANDREW MARR WEARS IT!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

proper LOL here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)

She used to do the weather

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)

And so did Michael Fish.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

And so did Ian McCaskilllllllllllll!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Tribe of Toffs lol

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)

do you pronounce it like serviette?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I can't abide webinar either
but mostly because I have to attend them and unlike conference calls, people can tell when you look bored.

I can't stand the phrase "saltwater mouthwash". No idea why.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Just the taste

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I bet you've had your fair share of 'saltwater' mouthwashes.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I bet 'THAT WAS THE FUCKING JOKE'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I still bet you're a Benny tied to a tree.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Nah
Just hate the words.

Christ you're hateful.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:20, Reply)

I have to go get my blood pressure checked in a bit.
So, obviously, I've come to the internet to calm me down and stop me being stressed.

I hate the word 'facilitate', as in 'can you facilitate that for me?'.

you don't mean 'facilitate', you mean 'do', you flid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Similarly 'can you action this for me?'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

The word I hate is 'mindpiss'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Well now we have ANDREW MARR it's entirely redundant anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

We can action this change.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)

I facilitated your mum up the arse last night

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Did she enjoy it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)

She'll tell you herself.
When she comes round after the op.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Brown sky thinking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Run it up the dirtchute and see who salutes it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)

lounge, couch, toilet etc
pleb words basically
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Whats wrong with toilet?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)

It's repulsively common.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Proper shithole

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:20, Reply)

There should only be one per street like the good old days.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)

one per the
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

totally non-U.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)

P.L.U?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:16, Reply)

What?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Price Look Up
?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

"people like us"
'they were nice enough i suppose, but they smelt a bit and had white leather sofas in their "lounge", deffo not P.L.Us'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Ah.
I was thinking more along the lines of U vs non U.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Not the kind of thing you have in your "hice"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)

bucketlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)

i don't get it soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)

prole

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)

pleb
get your "nuss" to translate for you.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)

U-bender

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)

and serviette

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:16, Reply)

This is why we are friends.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Gutted
`
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I fucking love Fogesy I do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

WHATEVER YOUR MUM WAS GUTTED BY MY COCK IN HER ARSE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Which one?
He's got a couple to choose from...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Chompy has two mum's?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)

EPIC FAIL
I thought that was Monty.
WTN
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Epic fail
an awful new phrase
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Quite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)

raggin'
Ugh so fucking trashy and disgusting
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)

It's better than 'blobbin'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)

or dropping clots

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Isn't that a DJing term?
Dropping phat clots?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I have an entirely irrational loathing of the word "tasty".
I have an entirely rational loathing of "flavourful"
( Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)

I went to a nice little eatery for some tasty flavourful food.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)

MARRPISS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Some Americans of my acquaintance
have been known to use the word 'healthful'.

it makes me shudder.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I had some really tasty food in an eatery last night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Really?
Did you have enough serviettes?
( Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

*bursts into tears*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Winceyette serviettes, I'm betting.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I am really struggling here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)

In a caravanette?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

NEIN, NEIN

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

With a Smurfette with Tourettes?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Whilst listening to Roxette

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

*joyrides*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)

You fool!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)

She gave him a noisette

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I wonder if that's why he never goes to a launderette

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

yeah, but I love you.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Screen-grabbing this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)

stochastic was a bit of a buzzword, it got shoehorned into to lots of seminars I went to
it always makes me think of a downsy shelf stacker
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)

sounds like a Yiddish soup or summat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Alt: most 'yoof' speak, if I'm honest.
Stepson has started referring to things he really likes as 'naughty'. Whether this is just a north east thing or not I don't know but it sounds fucking stupid.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I hope you explained that it's pronounced 'nockty'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

It's pronounced 'get out of this fucking house if you're going to talk like a flid'

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)

You should insist that if he's going to talk like a 'brother'
he has to go the whole hog and black up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)

See also 'wicked'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Unless, you know, it's a stepmother or a witch or sutin.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Is he that bloke out of The Shamen?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

No, that's Esau

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)

"Drilling down" "granularity" and "deep dive"
all wanky buzzwords for "looking at stuff in detail"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Chutzpa
is for cunts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Terrible anti-semitism here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

b3ta; infiltrating real life
Just had a conference call where I was asked for a customer's mobile number. Happened to know it off the top of my head, to which the requester said "Bloody hell, I don't even know my wife's number". Quick as a flash I replied "I know your wife's number if you need it." Not bad considering I very nearly blacked out in pain about 5 minutes later.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Just as well he said wife instead of mum. ...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)

It's more the misuse of words that offends my ears than individual words themselves.
In particular the muddling of was and were - it's like nails down a blackboard to me.
I had to teach little tangle to correct my wife's pleb family whenever they said "You was..." - they still haven't learnt, but he has.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)

do you have to put up with him constantly breaking out into 'I've grown accustomed to her face'?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)

I'm not sure I understand you here, gluey.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)

I love it when people get all pedantic,
and find they have to start correcting everyone’s spelling and grammar.
Every time Frank corrects a spelling mistake I now turn it into a song title
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Oh it's rarely worth bothering with on the internet.
And I don't really believe that Mrs tangles' family will ever change, but it was important that my son didn't grow up thinking this was acceptable.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

My common-as-muck ex appears to be raising our daughter to believe that there is a letter 'haytch' in the alphabet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Surely this is more than enough for the courts to award custody to you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)

It fucking is

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Coming through!
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( Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Oh hello.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

I like this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Bookworm?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

No, I just have a big appetite

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)

centipedo!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)

This should be a new icon.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Speaking of which...
B3TH! WHERE ARE MINE AND PHILLIE'S ICONS???
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Right, I do believe that it is time to 'fuck this shit'
and go to the pub.
See ya!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Thanks for that :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)

I hope you die in a pub fire

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)

*mwah*
You being-allowed-alcohol fucker.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)

pussy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

are you wearing a bindi?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

ah, hang on, it's just a thumb print

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)

the old ones are the best!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)

so says b3th

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)

yeah.
Excuse me while I don't use anyone on b3ta as the model of a healthy respectful adult relationship, eh?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)