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What's the worst accusation you could make about another B3tan?I've deleted the image before any one else complains about pictures.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:36,
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I have been to hers for dinner. She's very nice and so's her fella(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:23,
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Monty likes german sausage.********************************
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I couldn't tell if you were making a pun or not.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:56,
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I hear he plays with dollswww.onesixthwarriors.com/forum/sixth-scale-action-figure-news-reviews-discussion/238794-ttl-1002-suit.html
(May be NSFW but it's a doll, not even plastic nudity)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:55,
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FUCK I WANNA CLICK BUT DARE NOT(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:56,
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It's a barbie in an SS uniformslightly nonstandard uniform below the waist, you'll be fine if you don't scroll too far.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:00,
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Yeah like I'm gonna trust you after yesterday(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:04,
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More "Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:13,
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The worst?Battered is shorter than Dozer.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:39,
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B3th would you mod this post please?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:39,
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Rubbish. 'Battered occasionally goes out for a pint with Chompy' was far worse.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:46,
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I have met him once.That was more than enough.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:54,
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I'm pretty sure one of them is an Arsenal fan(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:39,
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Twitter just turned 7 years old last week.That means no Arsenal fan has ever tweeted about winning a cup.
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That's the worst thing you could say about Bobby?Not even trying.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:41,
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I have reason to believe that one of them is a dirty traffic warden cunt(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:41,
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I fackin' eight traffic wowdens!/film
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:46,
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Lock stock and two sporting bovines(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:49,
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Wow, it's like Dyer's right here!Except I don't have the desire to kick you until you're dead.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:49,
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This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on here*sniffs*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:54,
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If you mean the wonderful 80's horror/sci-fi/comedy, then I'm with you(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:50,
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That was one of those films where the trailer oversold the filmTrailers used to be great, true story.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:58,
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You are the Bumbay Bad Boy round here sunshine(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:45,
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AA I've got your mum on the phone(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:48,
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Monty is really Jewishand the reason he didn't post much yesterday was because he was getting the synagogue ready for the Passover celebrations.
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Alright Himjim?How's the world of porn?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:56,
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Porny!But I don't actually work in porn. The hours are too long, unlike something else!
Work is good though, how you doing?
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I'm very well thanks. Working in Poland at the moment, every other week.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:58,
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Jesus! That must be taking it out of you - enjoying the cheap beer and mental women?
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As a married man I am only allowed to enjoy the beer.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:02,
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If by enjoying you mean paying for and then murdering then yeah, you're on the right lines(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:03,
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As a married man he has to murder them, in order to cover his tracks.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:04,
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I could murder a beer right now(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:04,
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:14,
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This is what happens if you stay in a travelodge.www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-21927889
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2 mins away from my work, fact fans(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:55,
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Actually there could be two or three Travelodges near me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:10,
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You must look like you stuck your face into a blender then(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:00,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:01,
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Swipes date last night was Chompy She now may be pregnant and so they have to marry
Two birds one stone fuckers beat that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:53,
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Three if I add a bit about shotgun wedding(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 11:57,
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Bartleby is actually a convicted paedophileHe tries to reintegrate himself into society by double-bluffing suspicious parties using the "Savile Method", hiding his predatory nature in plain sight by posing as a paedophile with a predatory nature.
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Ooooooooooh *sucks in air through teeth*I've killed men for less
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I had a nice tweed jacket that little tangle ruined when he was into Doctor Who.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:15,
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According to Last FM my musical compatibility with Dozer is SUPER(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:17,
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I'm not sure a hasty handjob in the toilets at York station counts as sexual compatibility.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:24,
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I just spat on your hand.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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most unpleasant subthread of the week, well done(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:40,
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Oh come on, some of those bands are alright.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:41,
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I'm not a fan of these battered screen grab threads if I'm honest. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:13,
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Nor is anyone else, if the post count is anything to go by.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:13,
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I'm having a really shitty week tangles, Well, not too bad work wise, but I've basically only been home to sleep since Saturday. Spending 15 hours a day in one building is sending me loopy. I'm not even working half the time, but I've got to be here.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:16,
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I feel your pain.I recommend taking maybe ten minutes out of your day to sit quietly somewhere and smoke a joint.
I was really pissed off last night and this worked wonders for me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:19,
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all my weed is at home. :((
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:22,
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Oh, I didn't mean to make things worse.I'm a strong believer in travelling pre-prepared at the moment.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:25,
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I will tomorrow. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:32,
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i thought you'd quit for the sake of your child?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:34,
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I did.Then I restarted for the sake of my sanity.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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Terribly sorryNot actually sorry.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:15,
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it just seems a little unnecessary, Your question gains nothing from the picture.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:17,
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Thanks for your feedback, which I shall obviously consider.ignore.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:20,
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you've changed since Poland(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:22,
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very important to have a change of clothes when you've been out murdering prostitutes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:39,
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I second this. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:18,
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Here's a link!www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg5OUT5dRlQ
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:35,
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Ha ha I GET THISWell played Windy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:17,
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Al engages in a number of philanthropic and humanitarian causes to attempt to offset his "internet cunt" reputationTragically, despite this, he is still a cunt.
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The 4OD app has magically appeared on my tvThis is a good day
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:20,
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Calm down "Ice Cube"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:20,
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I watched "ghosts on mars" recently, Featuring Mr Cube.
I rather enjoyed it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:23,
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Fuck I forgot all about that movie(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:27,
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I have that, but the wankers want to charge for contentiPlaya Nigg4Z 4 lyf3
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:22,
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Really?They'd better fucking not. If they do, I'm putting a vase through the screen and sending channel 4 the bill.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:23,
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ah i haz a toshiba, might see if it can upgrade itself(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:37,
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Battered wants you to work for him(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:22,
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battered is like Lord Sugaronly shorter and angrier
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:24,
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Battered looks more like a testicle than a testicle.He's hypertesticular.
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See I win What's the worst accusation you could make about another B3tan?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:25,
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I think the one I made last week about Kenny Martin is about the worst I can come up with.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:27,
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RIGHT NOW SAY SORRY(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:28,
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Just so long as you didn't draw a CDC whilst you were doing it, you'll probably be OK.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:48,
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You're quite right.B3ta is no place for CDC's.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:55,
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there is reasonable doubt over the release of amanda knox and she must face a retrial(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:21,
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This is guilty of eithera) deviating from the question
b) using a b3tan's real name
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Manolith, Fraser, Scaryduck, Rob, maybe cr3 and 20% of B3thwere arrested for conspiracy to fuck my kids. I have proof that I can gaz anyone who wants it
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Peej, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:22,
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b3th is the best mod ever.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:22,
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Cheers, just bagged my first wine kit. It's not too bad, bit sweet, but it'll get better.(, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)
I hope you've got some strong evidence for this serious accusation.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:26,
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those alsatian sphincters can snap shut without warningMOD EDIT: I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell people I was a mod Frank
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B3th's family were all killed by a man wielding a sharpened CDC.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:27,
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b3th can you mod this post please?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:28,
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And the police weren't interested.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 12:31,
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b3ta is changing meThis Industrial/EBM festival this weekend, I've just commented on someone's status about it saying that I might turn up holding a sign saying "IF YOU'RE WEARING BLACK YOU FUCK KIDS". I blame you for this. All of you.
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