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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Righto.I'm going to 'Infest' this weekend. I've vajazzled my poo-hole, sequinned my 'flesh tunnels' and I've bought myself two litres of amyl nitrate ready to see 'Impotent Rage', 'Screaming Tantrum' and 'Disappointing Mock Results but we hope he'll grow out of it'. Do you have any festival tips you could share?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:52,
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latest was 12 years ago)
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:54,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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ChompyHave you seen what them fucking cheeky high end gaming Argies have done?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-21948000
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:56,
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Ha, there's a map for that game based on columnbine high school and that's what get the headlines.(, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I want to invade Argentina And kick em all in the tits
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:01,
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Also the teams swap over at the end of every match. So any argies that are playing will still have to play as the stinking english.(, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)
That wasn't the case when I were a lad.*leans on gate*
Did I ever tell you about the Treworgey Tree Fayre of July 1989?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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*facepalms*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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It was the Woodstock of my generation, HH.The Woodstock.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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Your generation must be epically shit then(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:04,
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I only know two bands on the entire line upHawkwind and unstoppable sex machine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:10,
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Yeh but there were tonnes of gypos that arrived weeks early and wouldn't fuck off afterwardCornwall is STILL talking about it
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Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:45,
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It was pretty much every UK band still going at that time, which I wanted to see(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:47,
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You wanted to see Carter?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:48,
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* 2.0's Boyce for the next 10 minutes *(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:05,
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I've only been to one festival that wasn't full of wankersThe Bude Surf and Rock festival. Unfortunately all the bands were shit.
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Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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No good surf bands? Or do you just not like surf bands?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:08,
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The headliners were Catatonia, Space and Travis so utter gash.I quite liked Rachel Stamp though, 60ft dolls were there.
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Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:14,
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That has the most epically bent name of any festival held anywhere in the history of modern music.There. I said it.
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Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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Even I have never been to a Tree Fayre.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:13,
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Are you in any of these pics?www.ukrockfestivals.com/treworgey-tree-fayre-1989.html
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Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:16,
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he's the one with the shaved head and 2 foot mullet(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:18,
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Is he not Noddy Guevara?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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I've looked but can't see me in themYou can however see me in the DVD of Hawkwind's set. I was 15.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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PEOPLE WILL GET UPSET AND CONTACT B3TH IF YOU POST PICTURES!(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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FFSCan there please just be one day when Treworgey Tree Fayre July 1989 isn't mentioned. Just one day. It's not a lot to ask is it?
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wanderlust, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:22,
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Did I ever tell you about......(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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Don't eat the brown acid.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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make sure you've practiced your sycronised dance moveswww.youtube.com/watch?v=aUmUy1lfBXY
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:58,
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Wow those guys sure can move! Thanks for the tip mate!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:02,
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High end gaming and spreadsheets, and bbc news link.www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21938171
best post ever right here.
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Isn't Infest for cunts?I'm not up on all this modern "screamo" and other "phat beats"
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Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:06,
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what's wrong with that?Screamo is a hardcore punk-influenced subgenre of emo that predominantly evolved from emo, among other genres, in the early 1990s
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:08,
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I prefer 'post-screamo' myself.Or 'nu-screamo'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:09,
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Or.....'Ice-screamo'!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:10,
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there is a simnple rule for lifeif something, be it music, art or something else is described as "post XXXX" then it's shit wankery and should be avoided
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:11,
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I would think that proper punk beats screamo up in the playgroundand then laughs at it crying.
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Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:11,
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hardcore would beat them both up, then piss on themthem feel bad and go "straightedge"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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I've heard they have unclean toilets!(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:07,
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why would someone make a toilet out of pig skin?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:09,
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to Halaal better access(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:11,
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My understanding of festivals:Expensive tickets.
Shit overpriced food.
Uncomfortable sleep.
Disgusting toilets.
Mud.
Rain.
Nightmare journeys there and back.
Full of cunts.
No thank you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:10,
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You missed, great music, great drinks and MDs, good friends, sunshine etc etcyou really are showing every one of your 40 years Batts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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Alcohol is a drug Battered! One that destroys lives and tears families apart
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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People say that alcohol's a drug, but it isn't a drug, it's a drink.(, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)
They were thinking about Love(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:32,
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Kenny Thomas headlining, worst festival ever(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:38,
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I really don't think Festival tickets are expensive for what you're getting.(, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Compared with individual gig prices they are very competetive.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:14,
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Yeh except you get short sets and 90% of the bands you either can't see cos of clashes or you don't want to see.(
Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:17,
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Oh pishI you go to a festival to see bands either you are getting it terribly wrong or the festival itself is shit. Did I ever tell you about the Magic Mushroom Festivals of North Wales? No sound system - just a light show - and one of the best festivals going...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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I've been to tonnes of festivalsthe best part is shagging some random when you're off your tits on MDs
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Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:33,
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Perhaps at the Bude Surf and Rock Festival.I honestly wouldn't mind missing any of Catatonia, Space and Travis, Rachel Stamp or 60ft dolls and the shorter their sets, the better really.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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The only time I would like to not miss any of them would be if I was driving a lorry(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:29,
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Thankfully I only went because I won the tickets on local radioby answering the question "In what year did the beach boys get to number one with Surfin USA?"
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Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:30,
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So you got it wrong and that was the boobie prize?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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HawkEaster is on this weekend.:o(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:16,
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You forgotMassive drugs
Drunken sex
Something to keep talking about year after year
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:12,
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T was indeed TJ(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:26,
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I don't suppose I ever..oh I did? Oh OK.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:28,
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1. don't buy one2. don't eat anything other than LSD
3. see answer 2
4. if you follow answer 2 that also sorts this one
5. it was a hot, dry summer in '89 - there we were....'hitching' to Cornwall to the Treworgey Tree Fayre. We had our lives ahead of us, and a baccy tin rammed to the lid with drugs....
6 & 7 ah ok
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:14,
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One day I want you to take a blood test for me, it would proper fuck up whoever is doing the results.The little red platelettes things would probably look like this
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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Don't share a tent with Stunned poster(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:19,
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Have you personal experience of this?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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Should I have?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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Always take bog-roll, gaffa tape and bin bags.strictly speaking this is a camping tip, but it applies to festivals even more so.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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Mate, Glastonberry, 2000, David Gray.... 'nuff said.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:28,
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Did you hear a about the chinaman who went scuba diving in the shitpit?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:29,
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You've had a chinaman scuba diving in your flat?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:30,
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tee hee(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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Yeah' man, he got he bends, if you know what I mean.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:33,
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U know(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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I never realised your were a french chinaman !#seewhatIdidthere
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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I just got off the phone with the TV and mobile people!!!1Guess what?
It's now out of stock, they won't be able to deliver it until at least next week. They can't send me confirmation the day it goes out, they can't book me a weekend delivery.
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PssstThey *can* book you a weekend delivery: they just don't want to pay for it.
Tell them you will book one using your own carrier and they can pay you (up front for it): get a quote from DPD for a 3rd party collection from them an delivery to you on sa Saturday - with extra insurance.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:38,
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The suppliers warehouse is closed on easter weekend apparently. I did say "rubbish, you're using citylink they deliver at any time"
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At this point, I'd cancel the whole thing, you'll walk away with a free phone probably.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:02,
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Is this the better telly you said you might be getting, on the origional one you ordered?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:39,
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The original one I ordered.I've got £35 off them, I'm going to push it to 3 months line rental which is about £93
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Did I ever tell you in the last thread about the time my 42" TV ordered online arrived the next day?(
Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:40,
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I saw the Levellers at a festival oncethey Rolf Harris and Simple Minds were playing the same festival and they were loads better than those crusty gypos.
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