I always wonder about women who do waxing
and nurses who do smears.
You couldn't pay me enough to go rooting around in someone else's knickers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:04, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

said teh long term unemployed woman

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)

i wonder how they dare do it the first time
i mean, you are smearing boiling hot wax onto someone's very delicate bits and then ripping it off to take their hair out at the roots. that is nerve racking stuff right there. apart from all the shit that you don't want to see, also right there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I imagine if you panic the first time you just pour the hot wax right up her chuffter and then run out while everyone's screaming

( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

imagine getting it off again once it's set
shudder

i once sent bailiffs into an acupuncture place. the therapists shat themselves and ran, so the bailiffs wandered around securing goods, doing what bailiffs do best. after a while, a curtain opened, and a naked man wandered out, stuck chock-full of needles somewhere, asking plaintively when his therapist would be back to take them out.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Just bath your lowers in some cold water, then hop out, squat over a mixing bowl and push, you'll soon give birth to a beautiful wax baby

( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)

They take them off first I think
You don't have to lean them against a wall while you stuff a hand down their pants
I mean you can
but you don't have to
( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

You seem to know a lot about this sort of thing Theo.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

not necessarily
some places make you pull them to one side, some places give you paper ones, some make you wave everything nekkid in the breeze.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

like seaweed in a current

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I would've thought having anything on there would just get in the way of a good WACS
but I dunno I always just do mine with a lighter and a baby bio squirter full of brandy
( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:08, Reply)

it depends how bare you are going, i think

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

A full Al

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)

There's a more bare than bare? How nude is it possible to go? Do they take off the top few layers of skin too, like a hyperactive grave digger?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)

you know
sometimes it feels as if they really, really do
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)

It's when they get the ladle out, that's when you run

( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)