stinginess, eg expecting me to pay for all the drinks
if i already knew/liked them, then physically nothing would really put me off - it's what's on the inside that counts.

alt: yes. the taxi rank to somewhere else.

altalt: the moon
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So what your are saying is you'd fuck a fatty?

( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

i honestly don't care that much about looks
someone really hot can get annoying pretty quickly, and someone who is initially much less appealing can become v attractive once you care about them.

i have slept with a couple of guys who were not what you would call in good shape. one of them was amazing sex. one of them was...... yeah, fucking shite, never to be repeated.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I'd never get close enough to a fatty to find out about their personality.
I don't like sweaty women and I've sat near fat people before and they smell, they smell really bad, like rotting flesh, which is probably what it is.
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

that says more about the locals in cornwall than about anything else, i think
one pasty too many
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I used to work in a hotel in Scotland
and the head waitress was twenty five stone EASILY. She sweated buckets the whole day, dripping off her big fat nose onto people's plates. And she stank. Even at ten in the morning.
How anyone never complained about her is completely beyond me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

too many carrots innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)

+second homes

( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)

mine's technically a third home
is that worse?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)

worse than a 180 quid haircut

( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)

My hairdressers (hair 'studio')
has gone out of business.
I find haircuts so traumatic I haven't been able to find a new one to go to yet, and my hair is in dire need of a trim.
#first world problems
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Come round my office in a couple of weeks
I'm getting a free haircut, I'm sure they could squeeze you in.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Oh.
I'd probably better nopt come out and meet you when you're in Bristol, then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Im talking about these types
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1920222
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

don't listen to a word
this woman is neither fat nor sweaty.

she does have mahoosive jugs, however.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)

They're even mahoosiver these days : (
A few more letters and I'll be on the downhill side of the alphabet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I find that comment sexist
Yes swipey she has breasts. I for one find it highly offensive that people feel the need to point out a womans breasts.
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)

as long as what's inside is money, eh?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

tee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)

it's a shame that you and swipey will never be an item.
you'd make a lovely couple.

no, wait, the other thing, horrifying.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)

nah
i've got plenty of that, because i'm capable of making it for myself.

but a title and a big house would be nice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)

and yet still you want him to pay for you.
and to think women want to be treated as equals.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

where did i say that?
50/50, that's fair.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

I've never expected a woman to pay half on a date. Seems impolite to me.
Much better if they treat you to every now and again as a gesture.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Exactly, I bought my missus a car
and she noshed me off, seems pretty fair
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)

That would need to be either a cheap car or a fucking amazing bj

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)

The woman's a fool.
mr b3th bought my car for me and I didn't even have to do anything!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Be honest. It was a mobility scooter wasn't it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)

The car wasn't cheap so it must be the other one

( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)

i think it depends
the first couple of dates, fair enough. after that, though, it should be more even. esp if you earn more than he does. even with the loaded greggs hat, we ended up having a fair few fights over who paid; i often had to sneak off and pay it, or he'd have paid for everything, and i just don't think that's right.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Greggs Hat is loaded?
Then why does he dress like a cunt?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:40, Reply)

yep. he's ridiculously bright and gets paid an absolute fortune

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)

What does he do for a living?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Baker, isn't he?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)

I fucking hate it when people sneak off and pay
I used to date this girl when I was a student, I was broke and she was loaded and I used to scrimp and save to take her out, then she would sneak off and pay completely ruining the hard work I had gone through to save up enough to treat her.
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)