I got my times wrong for the dentist. I was meant to go at 9am, but I thought it was 9.30am.
I've even got it written in my calendar for the right time, but I stupidly didn't check it properly.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:46, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Proof there is no god right here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I'm sensing that this is a slow news day.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I hate dentists.
They are evil, evil bastards.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:50, Reply)

YEAH! BASTARDS! TAKING CARE OF OUR DENTAL HEALTH FOR MONEY!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I take extremely good care of my teeth thank you.
I just hate having someone shove needles in my gums and then ripping out my teeth! EVERY dental experience I have had has led to either braces, surgery or tooth removal, and there was nothing that seriously wrong with my teeth to begin with. Never had a cavity, don't get gingivitis. Last time I went they said my jaw was STILL too small and that I might need more teeth taken out. Fuck that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

swipe gets gingervitis

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:02, Reply)

fuck

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Stop being such a genetic failure, then.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

You can't blame the entire dentistry profession for your poor genetics.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

sure can, and I will.
it's my prerogative.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Alright 'Bobby Brown'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

she'd be better with bobbi brown

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I had to google this and it appears to be something to do with make up.
Are you calling Poppet ugly?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)

no
she once posted something about needing a liquid eyeliner, i recommended bobbi brown gel liner... you kind of had to be there...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1921058
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)

it wasn't meant to be funny
it was a SRS MAKE-UP recommendation
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

it genuinely was.
I ended up getting a maybelline one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)

You mean you weren't born with it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I will not have a word said against my dentist
she is slim, red haired and Irish. I saw her last week and she was wearing tight jeans that were originally black but had faded to grey and knee high black leather boots.

It was all I could do not to sexually assault her on the chair in front of her fit dental nurse, who would totally have joined in.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)

they always join in, I find.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I do someimes wonder if I've accidently stumbled onto the set of a secret porn film which also does a bit of dentistry on the side

(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)

i had to throw a tenant out for filming porn in his warehouse once
when the bailiffs went round and asked what he was doing in there, he said cagily... "stuff." then a bit later on, "i no speak english." even though he was clearly from essex and his name was akin to "mike thompson".

i've also had hookers claiming to be burlesque/stripper teachers, even though the beds were mid-use when the bailiffs went in, and very respectable banker/lawyer types breaking into the empty flat next door to use it as a swinging pad. there are all sorts of wrong-uns out there. why shouldn't your dentist be one of them?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Why couldn't he film porn in his warehouse?
Seems rather unfair.
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

breach of user clause
breach of immoral user clause
breach of planning
breach of alterations covenant

need i go on??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)

planning?
You need planning permission for porn?

"yeah, so, I fort we'd put a new kitchen on the back, nuffin major, oh and a conservatory, on and then I was finking of filming a gangback on the back lawn. Any objections?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

at the risk of getting too technical, you're thinking of resi
commercial has fixed uses. so if you have a property that the local council designates A1 retail use, and you want to use it as a film studio, aye, that would breach the planning covenants...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I assumed something like that.
I was merely wilfully misunderstanding for comedic purposes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

maybe you should also look up "comedic" ?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

gangback grumbleflick
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Fucking autocorrect
it's not even as if gangback is a fucking word.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Most Irish Women during the famine were slim and red haired.
You didn't say she was attractive though, I am now imagining a slim red haired irish ugly dog with immaculate teeth
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Does your calendar not tell your phone to tell you when to do stuff?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I turn off the alerts, they annoy me
I just look at the calender on my phone most days, I have a widget on my home screen.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Seems to be working out well for you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)