Guyliner
Its fucking eyeliner it doesn't matter if its on a man or woman, if I put it on a pig would if become Styliner?

Alt. I want my icons thats my fucking problem!
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:47, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alt: that's not what you said last night.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

where are my fucking icons ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Up your arse.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

you seem to lack a basic understanding of how stuff on the screen appears and stuff. Oh beff, how did you ever teach those kids anything at all I wonder

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

It's all to do with ones and zeros isn't it?
And there's some pixies in there too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1921185
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Alt: I was trying to be nice for once!

( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

For blindingly obvious reasons I enjoy the term "guyliner"
Also "manscaping"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

manscaping?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

pube trimming, I think.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

The practice of plucking one's eyebrows, waxing, mani/pedi etc
Basically stuff that only girls are supposed to do, but for blokes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I don't go anywhere without my strapon bleeding fanny

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Oh man *I* want a strapon Alan Sugar now

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)

you just want to point the knurled calloused clit at someone and tell them they're fired

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

That's what I do with mine.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)

It's like you can see into my mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)

What's Al (I get to call him that) done to wind you up?
Or are you just bored?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Look I have been known to wear eyeliner at times
But I never called it guyliner
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

That was silly
Calling it guyliner makes it all masculine and not gay.

You bender.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I'm with Philly on this
I have worn copious makup at times, but it was what it was, calling it guyliner only makes it gayer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)

See also:
Manscara.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)

GAYliner MORE LIKE!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)

like you've never 'done a Bowie'

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I have beaten up a tedious homosexual, yes. What of it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Have you fuck
I bet you couldn't knock seven shades of shit out of a great big pile of poo consisting of between six and eight different colours
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)

The infamous "rainbow shit"?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Or Peter Tatchell as he's also known

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I have clicked this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)

I thought you might

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Red and yellow and pink and brown
Brown and brown and brown
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Red and yellow might be valid colours of poo -
albeit suggesting a serious medical condition - but pink?

Strawberry yoghurt enema?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:50, Reply)

+l

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I thought you had your icons?
Is Darth Vader not one of the new icons?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

DON'T FUCKING RUIN THIS FOR ME AL!

( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)