I recommend you all 'fuck off' because 'you are all cunts' x x x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:41, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I dun a sad

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)

You're the worst one by far.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMBULANCE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Doesn't sound much like Gonz to be honest

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I had chicken broth for lunch.
I ent even lyin bruv, se'sly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Ham broth for this niggah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I had a spicy chicken wrap
You get me man, today's chicken thursday
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I'm going to make a suggestion here - it's pretty crazy but here goes:
Why don't we make ALL Thursdays 'Chicken Thursday' from here on? We all have chicken, maybe a little CHICKEN CHAT, I dunno, maybe have some chicken badges or something, mebbe a special handshake etc etc?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Could it even have it's own theme tune
maybe something by "Wings"?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Don't be fucking stupid HH.
It would be Spitting Image's The Chicken Song.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Could we get Alice Cooper to do a new version?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Alice Cooper owns a resturant in Las Vegas that is the fucking bomb.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I bet he's glad he hatched that plan

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Your eggs are zackly.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:08, Reply)

"Band on the Chicken Run"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Cor that sounds right good mister b
We could even do something for the vegetarians
Like sterilise them
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:01, Reply)

I'm on it O'Bhan
www.quorn.co.uk/products/12/chicken-style-pieces
www.quorn.co.uk/products/63/roast-chicken-style-slices
www.quorn.co.uk/products/66/chicken-style-mushroom-pies
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)

I did this roast chicken last week, right, and somehow it made the carrots I put it on magical.
They were so fucking nice, like really really super-strong unami flavoured.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)

I got 6 lamb chops defrosting.
I like to grill them till the living room smoke detector goes off then flip them till the hallway one does.

Then pour the juces (but not the fat) fat over the rice from the Turkish joint.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Doesn't sound very chickeny to me Gonz.
Doncha know what day it is?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Nah' man, is it some kind of chicken day? I donno.
I bought two ducks from waitrose two days ago for £3 each but they'd gone off by today when I went to chop 'em up and freeze them =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)

NO YOUN R

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)

8o(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Nice specs you four-eyed flid.


Not really - shit specs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)

You really are a nasty piece of work Mr Boyce :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

did you lose your specs? You Kroney copying french trouser nonce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

You should have worn some driving to work this morning
You side arsed bent spastic
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)

I have better than 20:20 vision
I'm fucking bionic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Me too Fogesy, me too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)

*highly accurate fives*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Don't let me Mr Magoo my way into London and get you both

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)

seems fair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)

I don't think Red Dwarf have ever had a zombie episode
They should do this, it would be smegging AWESOME!
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:05, Reply)

:((((((

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:07, Reply)