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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You're placing beff in an impossible position
with any luck she might have a complete breakdown and kill herself what with scaryduck being too gay to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It's not really an impossible position though, is it?
She's just pandering to idle, workshy whiners.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:29, Reply)
are you not working then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Not today, no.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:32, Reply)
what do you do on days not like today?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)
pbw

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Premier British Wrestling?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:36, Reply)
only rob can sort this mess out
its a shame he cant be arsed with b3ta any more
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:31, Reply)
I've actually gazzed rob asking for a definitive ruling on it.
I'll listen to it if it comes from a mod, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:34, Reply)
oh man
next you'll be employing 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Fuck off, I've got some standards.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:37, Reply)
you'll be white knighting girls next
and from there it's a slippery slope
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Nonsense, there aren't any girls on here.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)
There's biffers.
That's nearly the same.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Haha, now I'm thinking "The Bifa Awards", like the Bafta only for b3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:50, Reply)
fuck off
gonz has got tits and everything
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Damn right, there be boys all up my yard hollarin' 'bout how their better than yarr's.
I could teach you, but i'd have to charge.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:50, Reply)
the only thing that actually matters is that people will stop posting
and we're already down to about 5 as it is
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)
WELCOME TO /TALK

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:34, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:35, Reply)
even in its heyday
this place never had half the mentals that /talk did
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:35, Reply)
That's why everyone thinks it's shit.
Bou was a masterpiece, and you haven't even got a Ding.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:37, Reply)
no one even talks about how they keep their used tampons in their pocket : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)
they weren't tampons
they were jam rags.

this is worse
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)
ew.
Jamrags are nearly as bad as mooncups.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)
"you fucking human mooncup"
best. line. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)
wtf is a mooncup?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)
ahahahahaha
go on, google it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:52, Reply)
I think I might not at work, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:52, Reply)
You totally should, you're missing out.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)
srsly do it
you won't regret it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I dunno, surely you can fold a jam rag over?
Tampons are completely covered in it, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)
jam rags are bigger
and a few hours ahead of tampons on the smell factor

on balance: both fail but jam rags fail more
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)
This is a level of vaginal hygiene insight I really did not need.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:56, Reply)
it's just based on what blob todd taught me
may she rest in peace
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:57, Reply)
I hope she's alright, I've not spoken to her in years.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)
maybe getting laid will have made her less mental

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)
right yeah offtopic has had the biggest mentals no word of a lie there

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:37, Reply)
We have the biggest *spastics*
And quite a lot of headwrongs. But not proper bert-level mentals.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)
robert WAS offtopic
eds meds
robert and his girlfriend becky
hairpot
workboresme
james boring woods
the stig
blaireau69
kaol
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)
And how many of those were rory?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)
excuse me i'm not self diagnosed mental ACTUALLY

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)

i'm we're
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)
hmmmm
edmund and the cat throwing/fake rogering and the sister fucking and the slaggy feminism.

how does that compare to the cock in a sock racism and the south african mad woman and the sani-pad hoarding though?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Man, I've missed so many meltdowns on here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Edmund had a tv programme, and a number of national newspaper articles
and hairpot was another daily mail entry
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:43, Reply)
plus incest trumps everything really

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:43, Reply)
It's the number one game for the whole family!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Bert MonkeySex
Menkle: 9
Incest: 10
Insults: 5
Pictures: 7
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)
pictures 11 more like

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Ah, but did any of them start irl stalking people and making threatening phonecalls to employers?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:43, Reply)
there was a bloke on offtopic who looked exactly like Gollum.
he was a virgin and everything BEAT THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)
no supermatting though

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:46, Reply)
But that WAS Supermatt, wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)
wellgroomedwookie
www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/wgw.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Jesus christ.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)
"cyber goth" is a good look on anyone

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)
He's actually a good lad, despite the wardrobe challenges he faces.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:02, Reply)
i miss that rory lyon

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)
we all do :(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)
is that worse than fucking your own sister?
i don't think i want to know the answer to this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Yeah but that was lies though, wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)
sadly not

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:49, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)
i can't see that
is it a mooncup?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:03, Reply)
That's odd, it broke, hang on.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:09, Reply)
and two of them are like totally me

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:34, Reply)
You're the only thing that keeps this site alive, Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:35, Reply)
and me and all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:35, Reply)
and the rest are gilgamesh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:36, Reply)
If it helps I'm idle and workshy but if people want to post pics, cool, whatevs, yo

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:37, Reply)
I tell you what, it's just a good job i don't have kids.
i couldn't guarantee their safety.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:30, Reply)
you could always euthanise Mr Beff instead
all that farting and snoring at night are really coded messages against you YOU DO KNOW THAT RIGHT ??????
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)
*adjusts tinfoil hat*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:34, Reply)

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