More to the point, who are you?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:07, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Seriously man I got up at 6 and went to the gym this morning
I dunno who the fuck I am anymore :(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Fucking hell, Theo
On a health kick?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Not really, I just would like some sex with ladies again and I'm a horrid fat mess and it's been a while
So I figured I'd go back to the gym and do things and maybe watch what I eat a bit more and maybe I'll scam some bird into showing me her knockers someday
Pub tonight though
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

It's the age old story.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Nice
Well good luck. I constantly complain that I'm not happy with this and that, but I'm too lazy to actually do anything about it. Good for you.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Bleh, just making small changes at the moment.
If I can keep up with going down the gym four times a week, I'll be happy enough. I just wanna feel a little better is all.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Good for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

you'd be surprised how quickly things change if you do it properly.
Good luck. You'll get norks soon enough.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)

he's got them already, I believe that this plays on Theo Bans already fragile self esteem
he tries to avert the shocked looks on the faces of those at the bottom of the strairs as his braless manboobs swing all over the place on his trudging descent.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:16, Reply)

ahhhh well then he could just pull them up and rub his face in his own moobs then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I prefer bosoms to be clean shaven
Rubbing my face in my moobs is like rubbing my head on two giant sweaty testicles
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

well then shave them. or wax them, a la whatsisname in forty year old virgin.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I got hair everywhere else, I ain't having two giant clean areas down me chest
I'd have to wax everything, and I don't think there's enough wax on the market anymore.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)

shame I threw out the paraffin wax seal from my chutney jar earlier, I would have donated it to the campaign.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

And you grew tired of that when you were a choirboy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Would you like to borrow my chloroform?

( Kroney, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

When I'm over I'll nab it off you
Until then I'll just have to rely on my trusty cosh
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:27, Reply)

funnily enough I got to use LOADS of that over the summer.
there's a very definite smell to it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)

He's Theo Ban.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Theodore B. An to you

( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Yes'm.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

The Oban

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)

+ crept silently though the trees. A soft glow from the house left jagged shadows across his monstrous face; he needed to feed.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Theo bert innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)